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Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with another baby, Star Magazine reports, adding that its source says the singer is "just a few weeks along" and is "beyond thrilled."

Still, Jessica Simpson's useless sibling is opting to keep the news private "for at least two more months" before sharing it with the celebrity gossip media.

The mag says Ashlee hopes that baby #2 will make her and Pete closer as his grinding with skanks hectic schedule has put a strain on their relationship.

A foolproof plan if ever there were one.

"... She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal," the celebrity gossip source reportedly writes.

If you believe what you read online, Ashlee Simpson is knocked up and excited about it. But unlike his wife, Pete Wentz is not yet ready to father a second child.

"He absolutely loves Ash and Bronx Mowgli," claims the tabloid when referring to how the Fall Out Boy bass player feels toward Ashlee and their baby boy.

"But he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time."

No official confirmation (or denial) has been made by Team Wentz concerning the report of her new pregnancy, or the couple's supposedly rocky marriage.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were longtime lovers before making it official in May 2008. They welcomed the arrival of son Bronx Mowgli in November.

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We've been wishing for years that someone would come up with a way to let us tap in to Ashlee Simpson's innermost thoughts ... or whatever goes on in the empty void where a brain would typically be. Then along came blessed Twitter.

The last time we saw poorly-named Bronx Mowgli, he was but an infant on the Wentz family's holiday card. Now look how much he's grown! Wide-eyed, wonderful and seemingly unaware of the ridicule he will one day receive at school.

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Here's the adorable photo that his mom just Twatted ...

Guess if celeb gossip magazines aren't offering you millions for a Brangelina-style photo spread, you might as well give 'em away for free on Twitter, right?

All we can say is run for it, Bronx Mowgli. Sooner or later, mom and aunt Jessica are going to sing for you, and you don't wanna be near anything made of glass.

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Celebs. They love their pouty, ridiculously fake and ugly lips.

Somewhere, sometime, someone told them this was the in thing. Then, like everything else, it gets overplayed and wildly out of hand in the blink of an eye.

Maybe everyone just wants to be Angelina Jolie (we know Octomom does). But perhaps they should consider adoption, not quadrupling the size of their lips.

Seriously, stars really need to cool it with the lip injections. Who thinks this looks hot? Below are some of the most glaring offenders - a number of whom you will surely recognize from our inaugural Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class ...

Heidi Montag: 2006 vs. 2008. The Hills star's transformation from cute girl to silicone cyborg in just two years included serious lip work. It's just too bad she had her 35 procedures before she could thank Jesus on Twitter for the opportunity.

Jessica Simpson Lip Injections

Jessica Simpson: 2004 vs. 2007. Holy crap. Ummm, Jessica Simpson has looked better. That's as nicely as we can put it. This was before she got fat, too!

Anna Faris Plastic Surgery

Anna Faris: 2002 vs. 2008. She's all the rage these days for some reason. Is it because she had her lips plumped? Or starred in a film about Playboy?

We're just getting started, and you ain't seen nothin' yet. The stars featured after the jump make these examples look tame. Continue reading below ...

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The countdown to the inevitable Pete Wentz cameo has begun.

Several sources confirm that the horrific singer-songwriter-actress Ashlee Simpson has become the latest tenant of The CW's remake of Melrose Place.

The alleged celebrity will reportedly play small-town girl Violet, a character whose disarming naiveté masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within.

Ashlee Simpson joins a Melrose cast that so far includes Katie Cassidy (as ambitious publicist Ella) and Michael Rady (as aspiring filmmaker Jonah).

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Ashlee Simpson and her husband on the road with his band recently.

Melrose 2.0 is considered a lock to land a spot on The CW's fall lineup (likely on Tuesdays after 90210), is being shepherded by Smallville's creators.

Rumor has it Simpson scored the part Mischa Barton had been circling, but other reports say the former OC star is still in talks to play straight-arrow medical student Lauren or revoltingly sweet schoolteacher Riley. No word if either is anorexic.

Good for Ashlee and sister Jessica Simpson for continuing to find work despite their utter uselessness. Click to enlarge more photos of Ash and fam ...

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[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Jessica Simpson's recent weight gain (and fashion sense, which may even be worse than her music, amazingly) has become quite the topic of debate this week.

Some say the alleged singer-actress is really letting herself go these days.

Contrarily, others believe her fuller, curvy figure is both normal and healthy.

Sensing an opportunity to get some attention from celebrity news sites defend her sister, newlywed Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is even getting in on the gossip action.

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Ash sounded off on Jess' weight on her MySpace page:

"Since when did a woman's weight become newsworthy... I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News."

"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms. Just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard. Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it."

"How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure? Can we focus on things that really matter. - Ash"

We ask you again: Jessica Simpson's body is ...

 

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As if talking about his sex life 24/7 and naming his kid Bronx Mowgli didn't make Pete Wentz annoying enough, he's coming to a normal TV show now. Ack!

Sources confirm to EW's Michael Ausiello that ubiquitous newlyweds Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and hubby Pete Wentz signed a deal to guest star on CSI: NY.

A show spokesperson declined to comment, but EW was told the Wentz's will not be playing themselves in the episode, which is slated to air on March 18.

Rather, they will be playing Bonnie and Clyde wannabes. No word on whether they'ill run and hide somewhere and never return, though we'd be cool with it.

Pete would be enjoying Ashlee even if he weren't married to her. He said so.

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After a brief stint as a blonde, alleged singer and Pete Wentz sex toy Ashlee Simpson has reverted to her trademark red locks. She's not a natural redhead, but who cares.

Here's the mother of Bronx Mowgli before and after the change ... actually the red is before and after the blonde. Oh well. You get the idea. Tell us which you like more:

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Which Ashlee Simpson hair color is best?

 

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Okay, Ashlee Simpson didn't wear a bra as a top on New Year's Eve. Technically, at least. It sure as heck looks like she did, though. Check out Ashlee's "suit" below as she posed for photos at the Pure nightclub's hot NYE bash in Las Vegas...

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TREND-SETTER: Sometimes, you gotta bust out a favorite bra and wear that as a top... and lip-synch and get a ton of plastic surgery. [Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

Click to enlarge more photos of Ashlee Simpson's bra/jacket (and her lame husband, who recently detailed how much he enjoys railing her) - then tell us what you think of this provocative fashion choice in our survey below!

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What do you think of Ashlee Simpson's top?

 

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Sorry, Bronx Mowgli.

You totally didn't make the cut in The Hollywood Gossip's Christmas tribute to the top celebrity babies of 2008. We really just didn't want to talk about your folks, but our excuse was going to be that we had no picture of you.

There goes that.

Proud parents Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz took the holidays as a reason to show off their newborn son, Bronx Mowgli, on the Internets.

The couple posted a "Happy Holidays" greeting addressed to "all our friends" on Wentz's site, friendsorenemies.com, that reads, "We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz."

Bronx was born November 20 in Los Angeles. Here he is:

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We're choosing to ignore Pete Wentz's quote of the day from earlier - that he tasted Ashlee Simpson's breast milk meant for their son Bronx Mowgli. Gross.

Instead, we're covering Ashlee's change in hair color. Appropriately, the ditz went back to blonde this week after a fairly lengthy stint as a redhead.

See the change below - and tell us which color you think works best for her!

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Which hair color do you prefer on Ashlee Simpson?

 

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