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A terrible actress, a poor singer, the sister of an escalating trainwreck and wife to an annoying band member, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz turns 25 today.

The B-list celebrity will likely celebrate by spending time with husband Pete and cute son Bronx today; though we hope she also hangs out with an acting coach.

Seriously. Have you seen her performance on Melrose Place?!? Ashlee makes her fellow stars look like the cast of The West Wing.

We kid, but we also hope Simpson-Wentz is doing well. Send in your birthday wishes to her and check out the following photo montage in her honor:

  • Smiling Simpson
  • Upfront and Center
  • Fake Firecrotch
  • Uselessness Personified
  • Nice Lingerie
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They are two of the most divisive celebrities alive.

Just uttering the names "Kim Kardashian" and "Ashlee Simpson-Wentz" is sure to elicit strong opinions, either for or against, from a number of individuals.

But we're not here to argue over which of these stars is less talented and/or more annoying. We're here to compare their similar fashion senses.

Both the sex tape star and the Melrose Place star were spotted in the same Nuj Novakhett dress over the last few weeks. Contrast the looks below and then vote in our poll:

Kim vs. Ashlee

Who wears this dress better?

 

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Hey! Wait! What about me! I was pregnant recently too! Hello!

What inspires pregnant celebs to volunteer every piece of information they can muster, we have no idea. But Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is clearly jealous of Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian getting attention from being knocked up.

Why else would she offer this insight no one cares about?

Making the media rounds for her role on Melrose Place, Ashlee stopped by The Rachel Ray Show (her interview airs September 15), where she said getting impregnated with the spawn of Pete Wentz didn’t affect her physical prowess.

At. All. If you know what we mean (we don't). She said:

“I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant. I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina,” the sister of Jessica Simpson said.

Why a nine-months-pregnant woman is even attempting splits, we have no idea. Nor do we really want to know, to be perfectly honest. TMI, Ash. TMI.

Ashlee and Bronx Picture

What a cute, harmless human being with the brainpower of an infant. And that Bronx Mowgli Wentz is pretty cute in his own right, now that we think about it.

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This just in: Ashlee Simpson is not sexy.

Chalk it up to the plastic face; the overbearing father; the annoying sister; the tool of a husband; or, likely, all of the above.

But if the new Melrose Place is looking for an actress to stare seductively into the camera as part of its promotional campaign, allow us to suggest star Katie Cassidy. She's hot - and, unlike Ashlee, she's actually an actress.

The following photo, courtesy of TV Guide Magazine, demonstrates Simpson's utter lack of sex appeal:

Conversely, the stars of The Vampire Diaries know how to do dark and sexy. Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder may have taken their cues from the cast of the Twilight Saga, but that doesn't make them any less desirable.

If you're a fan of that film franchise, you've gotta tune in to this new CW show. It premieres on September 10.

Vampire Diaries Promo

Finally, in its fall television preview, TV Guide Magazine recommends Community, Eastwick and FlashForward. The strongest appeal of each these shows? None of them stars Ashlee Simpson.

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Perez Hilton has gone and pissed off another star. Or at least Ashlee Simpson.

The celebrity gossip blogger reported that Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz got into a fight at the one-year anniversary of his Chicago bar, Angels and Kings.

Hilton quoted eyewitnesses who said a boozed-up Ash instigated the spat and told Pete "he was [acting] horrible... and made him leave his own party early."

This ignited a war of words between the Wentzs and Perez Hilton. Via Twitter.

Ash Twit

Making it clear there was no bad blood with her beloved, she went after the gossip queen with a vengeance: "When all you do is make up untrue stories - look in the mirror. Do you even feel human?? Karma is a bitch. Your story is WAY off."

Hilton, who refers to Simpson-Wentz as "Asslee" (in typical clever fashion) fired back with this Tweet to Pete: "Sorry to hear what Ashlee put you through."

With mock compassion, the most hated man in celebrity gossip then suggested rehab facilities in Malibu Ashlee can check into, while defending his story.

"I don't wanna name names and get people fired but several of the people I spoke with work at Angels & Kings. I'm not wrong," Perez Hilton Twittered.

Perez Twit

"WRONG," replied Ashlee. "My husband is an amazing dj and was dedicating songs to me. We were just havin fun. Our love is amazing ... Get ur own life."

No doubt will.i.am was thinking the same thing while feuding with him in July ... before his manager stepped in and Perez got his ass whomped, that is.

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Aubrey O'Day, Emmy Rossum, Melrose Place star Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her husband Pete are among the celebrities starring in the second PSA for the NOH8 Campaign, entitled "I'm Coming Out," to raise awareness about Propostion 8.

As Carrie Prejean rolls over in her grave, these celebs speak out against what they see as an injustice, that not everyone is allowed to marry who they wish.

It's a nicely put-together video. While he does not appear in the NOH8 PSA, we know Brad Pitt would approve of this effort to promote marriage equality ...

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is taking her unique blend of acting talent, charisma and good looks to Melrose Place this fall. If only she had any of the above.

Not to give any Melrose Place spoilers away here, but she is not good. We have seen the pilot. Nevertheless, she sat down with People recently to talk about her offbeat character on the CW’s revival of the primetime soap.

“She is a little weird,” Ashlee said. “I have a so-called innocent side, but I think it’s just the persona that I’m giving to people. I’m only setting people up.”

Describing her character, Simpson-Wentz says that, “Her name is Violet and she’s new to Melrose Place, new to L.A., looking for a family member - looking for any kind of family, looking for love. She’s really not accepted - not just yet."

"I think that’s something interesting, to play the outsider.”

Some of Violet’s downfalls? "Obsessing over things and people,” says the 24-year-old, even-less-talented sister of Jessica Simpson. “Anyone that’s willing to be like, ‘I’ll help you out,’ she ends up finding an obsession with them.”

Unlike Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, who has a strong bond with her own family in real life, the character is “desperate for family, desperate for love, to connect.”

“She looks up to Ella, who’s played by Katie Cassidy, because she’s got it together from the outside. She’s like ‘How am I ever going to fit in this town?’”

Simpson says she’s glad to be part of the series’ tradition of shocking plot twists - but won’t give up an specifics ... yet. “There’s a lot of jaw-droppers on the show that we obviously can’t give away but it does get crazy.”

Although she was too young to catch the original Melrose Place, the lip-syncher hopes to “bring the old audience back and also start a new one, one that's for our generation because we just missed the boat on Melrose Place.”

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Ashlee Simpson (or Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, as she prefers to be called) is hard at work at her new gig on the CW’s upcoming remake of Melrose Place.

If you thought this was silly and that she probably can't act, you were so right. The network just posted a new promo (with Britney Spears' "Circus" serving as the soundtrack) for the show, which premieres Tuesday, September 8.

The show with the tagline "No apartment building has ever been so complex," stars the mother of Bronx Mowgli as Violet Foster, a small-town girl trying her luck in L.A., with her “disarming naiveté [that] masks a calculating, shrewd sex kitten within.”

Yeah. Okay. See if you can forget that it's Ashlee Simpson you're watching below and take her even a little bit seriously. What's next, a Jessica cameo?

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Sunday was family day for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

The two took son Bronx Mowgli, whom they welcomed last November, to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation's "A Time For Heroes" celebrity carnival.

As Pete helped locals customize T-shirts, the new Melrose Place star stood by his side, making faces and smiling at Bronx, whom she held in her arms.

He sure is a little cutie ...

Ashlee, Pete and Bronx

Rumors that Pete Wentz got Ashlee Simpson pregnant a second time appear unfounded, which is probably for the best. The two have their hands full with one bundle of joy - and made a T-shirt especially for Bronx at the charity event.

Pete - who celebrated his 30th birthday Saturday in Las Vegas - also was on daddy duty at the event, holding Bronx as Ashlee chatted with some fans.

Ashlee began cracking up when a young girl approached her for an autograph and Bronx tried grabbing the girl’s book. Ah, to be a cute young mom.

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Ashlee Simpson is married to Pete Wentz and she's the mother of his child, but the no-talent hack is still insecure when it comes to his former flames.

Out-of-control Ash loudly trash-talked Gossip Girl star Michelle Trachtenberg Monday night at the "DJ Hero" party at LA's Wiltern Theatre, reports say.

The trouble started when Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were seated near Trachtenberg, who dated Wentz before the Fall Out Boy bassist met Ash.

"The evening started off very civilly," reports the New York Post. "Pete and Ashlee had a pleasant conversation with Michelle and her boyfriend for close to 20 minutes, even showing [Trachtenberg] some baby pictures of [their baby] Bronx."

But then Ashlee Simpson started drinking and all hell broke loose.

  • Smiling Simpson
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Ashlee Simpson is apparently quite jealous of Michelle Trachtenberg's history with Pete Wentz, despite being married and having his kid. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

An increasingly loud Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance while staring directly at Michelle and hurling insults at her: "She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting," a witness said.

Things reached a climax when Simpson, who just landed a role in the CW's remake of Melrose Place, screamed at a confused Michelle Trachtenberg, "I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was [bleep]ing him!"

Classy.

Jessica's younger sis had to be restrained at the event, where Jay-Z and Eminem performed. Ashlee Simpson was eventually dragged away by bystanders.

Who would you root for in a fight?

 

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