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Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern isn't going anywhere.

The multi-fathered baby will be staying in the Bahamas after a judge slapped Howard K. Stern with a court order forbidding him from taking her out of the country.

Dannielynn in OK!

After an impassioned plea from Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, Justice Stephen Isaacs granted a request for an injunction preventing Stern from whisking her away from the island, according to the New York Daily News.

Arthur - like just about every other human being - blames Stern for the deaths of her daughter and her grandson, Daniel.

A source said the estranged mother believes "there's two common denominators in the deaths of her daughter and her grandchild â€" drugs and Howard K. Stern."

It's safe to assume Larry Birkhead agrees with that assessment.

Meanwhile, Stern told Entertainment Tonight that he's the executor of the late Anna Nicole's will, and is the legal guardian of Dannielynn. The 5-month-old is the sole beneficiary of Anna Nicole's fortune.

As one would expect, this makes her more popular than a Kim Kardashian sex tape.

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While there's still a lot we don't know about the death of Anna Nicole Smith, more and more details are leaking out.

Among them is the tape of the 911 call made moments after Anna Nicole was discovered unconscious in her Florida hotel room last Thursday. Click here to listen to it on

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The caller is oddly calm during the call. A lot more calm than Howard K. Stern pretended to be in a recent interview, at least.

And a lot more calm than Britney Spears on ... well, any night of the week.

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While Howard K. Stern is working on an Oscar nomination for his ability to conjure up fake tears, the real baby's daddy is working on moving forward with his life.

Dannielynn and Dad

Larry Birkhead says he tried to save his former lover from the ravages of drug addiction, while also saying that seeing the ultrasound of his baby with Smith was "one of the happiest moments of my life."

But Birkhead won't say anything about his last meeting with Anna Nicole Smith - because it could "come back to haunt" him later.

In an interview with the New York Daily News, Birkhead claims that he tried to force Anna Nicole to kick her drug habits after she got pregnant with Dannielynn Hope, but that his efforts just got him "pushed to the side," and that he had no control over what she did after that.

Before that, however, Birkhead says that he and Anna Nicole shopped for baby clothes together and that Smith "made [him] sing to the baby at night."

Birkhead wouldn't talk about his last meeting with Anna Nicole. He did admit to crying when he saw the birth certificate with Howard K. Stern's name on it. Real tears, that is.

Probably similar to those of Britney Spears after reading this Isaac Cohen interview.

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We can't say for sure if Howard K. Stern murdered Anna Nicole Smith or not.

But we can state for the record that this lawyer's crying is pretty much as fake as Tara Reid's boobs. And those are really fake!

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Here is the supposed father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern in an interview he gave on The Insider. The show paid Howard $1 million for these crocodile tears.

The only question remaining, therefore, is: Who is less respectable, Stern or David Hans Schmidt?


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What killed Anna Nicole Smith?

The cause is still unclear - but a pair of recent reports could link her demise to recent plastic surgery. Or a recently angered Howard K. Stern.

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MSNBC's Rita Cosby reports that Anna Nicole may have had recent breast surgery to repair one of her implants.

As a result of the procedue, the former Playmate reportedly had also been prescribed over 10 different types of pain medication, and may have been taking excessive amounts because she developed a tolerance to the effects.

In addition, Cosby's sources tell her that Anna Nicole was found by a member of her staff - unresponsive and nude in her bed, with a sheet pulled over her face. This source had no comment on the recent statements made by Prince Frederick von Anhalt.

Death from cosmetic plastic surgeries occurs in one out of 57,000 cases, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.

Meanwhile, others reports state that Anna Nicole hadn't been treating Stern so kindly before her death.

According to a New York boxing promoter cited by the New York Daily News, Smith dissed Stern at a boxing match in Florida last month.

"She ignored him," said promoter and radio host Aaron Braunstein. "She treated him like a little bug. Like a mosquito."

Could a hurt Stern, afraid of losing custory of Dannielyn Hope - along with millions of dollars - actually gone all OJ on Anna as a result of such treatment? No one knows at the moment.

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Reactions about the sudden death of Anna Nicole Smith continue to pour in.

As reports surface that daughter Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern might now  be a billionaire, friends of the deceased model are in tears. So are supposed fathers, of course, as Larry Birkhead has proven.

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Below is a clip of former WWE star, Chyna. Her real name is Joanie Laurer and her reaction to Anna's death appears sincere. At least more sincere than the claim of Prince Frederick von Anhalt that he is actually the daddy of Dannielynn.


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It's gonna be difficult for Anna Nicole Smith to rest in peace when so many men are fighting for the paternity of her daughter.

As if Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead weren't debating this issue seriously enough, apparently Prince Frederick von Anhalt, 64, husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, told the AP that he had a decade-long affair with Anna ...

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... and that he might be the father of her 5-month old daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

Prince Frederick von Anhalt said:

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me."

He says he will file a lawsuit if custody of Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.

Meanwhile, if Prince von Anhalt is the father, that makes Dannielynn the step great aunt of Paris Hilton. Don't worry, we're just as confused as you are.

The 90-year-old Zsa Zsa and von Anhalt have been married for over 20 years. There's no word on whether or not he wishes to be included in our Prince-laden photo gallery, along with Prince Michael Jackson and Prince William.

We'll keep you posted.

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The mother of the late Anna Nicole Smith predicted that the fight over her granddaughter would get "ugly," while dismissing Anna Nicole's rags-to-riches self-portrayal as mere myth-making.

In an interview on Good Morning America, a disconsolate, almost disgusted Virgie Arthur described Anna Nicole as "wild and crazy," and reiterated that she'd warned her daughter to stop using drugs.

Larry and Dannielynn

She added that she "really sincerely" worries about five-month-old Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, and wants her to be with her father.

Of course, it's unclear if that is Howard K. Stern or Larry Birkhead. Hence why Arthur, when asked about the pending paternity battle, said: "Oh yeah, it'll get ugly."

Oddly - and almost unprompted - Arthur also took the opportunity to debunk the myth that Anna Nicole's rise to fame was a classic rags-to-riches tale.

"Why do you tell people stuff like that?" Arthur said she asked Anna Nicole. "I'll do whatever it takes," replied Anna Nicole. "If my name's out there, I make money."

It's sad, but true. In many ways, Anna was just like Kim Kardashian and a handful of other pseudo celebrities. Famous just for being famous.

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Larry Birkhead has spoken.

As one of the men claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, Birkhead commented on about his former lover:

Birkhead, on the Prowl

"Chance brought us together, our love couldn't keep us apart. We loved, we laughed, we shared a connection that couldn't be broken, regardless of the challenges. I loved her in life and I will love her long after...

Our daughter, Dannnielynn is a constant reminder of the love we shared and the life that we desired...

My heart is broken, my tears are endless.

She called me her angel, I called her my sweet potato, and every night before we went to sleep, she made me say to her...........'GOODNIGHT MY SWEET ANNA BABY'

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Anna Nicole Smith has died in Broward County, Fla., at the age of 39, her attorney, Ron Rail, has confirmed to TMZ.

Desperate attempts to save Anna Nicole Smith's life were made by paramedics en route to Memorial Regional Hospital. Smith did not survive, despite receiving CPR and emergency intubation to facilitate breathing.

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Smith collapsed while visiting the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla., and died hours later.

Anna had been transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2:00 p.m. and died around 3:45 p.m. EST.

WFOR-TV, out of Miami reports that Anna was found unresponsive in her hotel room. Streets were closed off as Smith was rushed to the hospital, which is three miles away. Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken out of the hotel.

Anna was hospitalized for a week last November with pneumonia.

Her daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, subject of an ongoing DNA test battle to determine paternity, was born on September 7.

Her son, Daniel Smith, died of a drug overdose on September 10.

People reports that Dannielynn is in the Bahamas, being cared for by the mother of Shane Gibson, a high-ranking Bahamian official and close friend of Smith's.

No word yet on the whereabouts of Larry Birkhead or Howard K. Stern, both of whom claim to be Dannielynn's father. TMZ briefly contacted Birkhead's lawyer, who would only say that Larry "is not OK."

Officials close to the case confirm that Howard K. Stern has already assumed the title of "legal guardian" of Dannielynn, according to the laws of the Bahamas.

The law states: "On the death of the mother of a child, the father, if surviving, shall, subject to the provision of this Act, be guardian of the child, either alone or jointly with any guardian appointed by the mother." Smith, of course, named Stern the father on Dannielynn's birth certificate.

As of 8:00 p.m., the Broward County Medical Examiner had retrieved the body of Anna Nicole Smith. Hospital sources tell TMZ that Anna Nicole's body has been moved to a VIP section of the hospital, which is off-limits to everyone except for key hospital personnel.

A death certificate will be filed within 24 hours.

The hotel room Anna was occupying at the Hard Rock will be sealed off as a part of the investigation. Smith frequented the South Florida location - just a month ago, a playful Anna was spotted showing off new body art to Hulk Hogan during a boxing match.

We will have more on this story as it develops.

The mood at The Hollywood Gossip offices is that of devastation. In the past, we had our share of fun at the expense of the Red Menace. But we're deeply saddened that she's gone, and our thoughts and prayers go out to her loved ones on this terribly tragic day.