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Anna Nicole Smith was laid to rest on Friday in a mahogany coffin draped in a rhinestone-studded, pink feathered blanket. Hundreds gathered in a Bahamian church to say goodbye to the former Playboy model and occasional actress.

In signature Anna Nicole style, the coffin was received on a red carpet before being wheeled inside Mount Horeb Baptist Church in Nassau, Bahamas.

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According to the Associated Press, Richard Milstein, the court-appointed advocate for Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, called for "respect and solemnity" for all those congregating outside.

"Today we share our grief with all of you. ... Today we come to you to carry out the final, most sacred, solemn act provided to any individual," he said.

Shortly before the funeral commenced, Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, reportedly tried to halt her daughter's burial and take her remains to Texas. A Supreme Court justice denied the motion and the funeral continued as planned.

And not everyone in the crowd was there to support Smith. Some thought paying so much attention to this event was akin to Antonella Barba pics gracing the front page of The New York Times.

"She's got a presidential kind of media frenzy going on," a 59-year-old nurse from Columbus, Ohio, told the Associated Press. "I'm just incredulous at all the fuss. She was not a world figure. She was not a queen. She was not a president. She was not anything ... It's just way over the top."

Smith's companion, Howard K. Stern, and her former boyfriend Larry Birkhead were both present at the service, but Dannielynn (of whom both Stern and Birkhead claim to be the father) was not in attendance.

We don't know whether or not Dr. Sandeep Kapoor was present.

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Anna Nicole Smith will be remembered Friday in the Bahamas in a service befitting her flamboyant life.

"It will be a very beautiful Anna Nicole send-off," Patrik Simpson, a friend of Smith who is helping to organize the memorial, told the Associated Press on Wednesday. "Of course it will be over the top because it's Anna Nicole."

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He's not kidding. The service might be crazier than a girls night out with Tara Conner.

About 300 guests will attend the service at a church filled with pink flowers â€" her favorite color â€" and a well-known but as-yet undisclosed singer will perform, Simpson said. Our guess is that it won't be Bobby Brown.

Simpson's partner, Pol Atteu, who designed more than a dozen dresses for Smith, created the custom gown in which she will be buried in a "very elegant" casket.

The key players from the entire saga, of course, will be there. Howard K. Stern will bring his fake tears.

Along with Larry Birkhead and Anna's mother, Virgie Arthur, Stern has to submit a list of 100 guests he wished to invite to the funeral. But only about 30 people will attend the more private burial at Lakeview Memorial Gardens & Mausoleums.

The Friday burial only got the final green light on Wednesday, when a Florida court rejected an appeal by Arthur, to gain custody of her daughter's body. No word on whether Dannielynn will be there to say goodbye to her mommy.

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Anna Nicole Smith had a bright future ahead of her.

So says Kim Walther to Entertainment Tonight. The former personal assistance to Anna told the show that Smith's greatest role still was ahead of her.

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"She wanted five more kids, and she had whole chests full of girl clothes that she had been saving over the years," Walther, who was known as "Kimmie" on the 2004 E! reality program The Anna Nicole Show, tells ET.

"I hope I'm given [the opportunity to tell baby Dannielynn about her mother one day]," she adds. "I just want her to know that her mom really was an amazing person, and loved her, and I would like to tell her the good things, you know?"

But does Walther know the answer to the pressing paternal issue: Larry Birkhead of Howard K. Stern?

"[Anna] told me she didn't know who the father was," says Walther, who then goes on to say, "She told me, let's see â€" I guess around Christmastime or shortly after New Year's â€" that Howard K. Stern was the baby's father."

Walther also says she was a witness to Smith's signing of her will.

"I haven't recently read the will, so I can't really say what's in there," says Walther. "I do know that at the time she signed it, she was sound, mind and body, and that's what she had intended."

Walther also wishes people would leave Stern alone. She doesn't believe he harmed Anna or her late son, Daniel. The assistant had no comment on Dr. Sandeep Kapoor.

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Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin couldn't choose the lesser of any evils seated before him.

Therefore, instead of deciding to hand over the body of Anna Nicole Smith to either of her dueling baby's daddies, Seidlin deemed that the guardian of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern would decide the deceased model's final buiral place.

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Blubbering as he announced his decision, the judge steered a surprise middle course in the dispute.

Smith's estranged mother, Virgie Arthur (pictured here), wanted her buried in her native Texas, while Smith's boyfriend wanted her laid to rest in the Bahamas.

Instead, custody was awarded to attorney Richard Milstein. Needless to say, Howard K. Stern was far from pleased about this decision. Let's hope he doesn't take out his frustrations in a deadly manner.

Milstein said he would lay Smith to rest in the Bahamas.

The judge choked up frequently and wept as he explained his decision. "I want her to be buried with her son in the Bahamas. I want them to be together."

As for the future of Dannielynn, that's still up in the air sadly. We're just glad she won't end up in the arms of Dr. Sandeep Kapoor.

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We've heard of patient/doctor privilege.

But patient/doctor gay club groping?

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Those that defended the integrity of Dr. Sandeep Kapoor may be interested in a video that's surfaced. In it, the medicine man is topless at a gay bay in West Hollywood in 2005.

By his side - and on his lap - is Anna Nicole Smith.

Also appearing on the TMZ.com footage are dueling baby daddies Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern.

They can be seen looking on as Anna gets groped and licked by Kapoor, who is currently the subject of an inquiry by the California Medical Board over his possible misconduct in the prescribing of methadone to an alias used by Smith.

The Hollywood Gossip isn't an expert on those kind of practices - but we do know enough about inappropriate behavior (thanks to Katie Rees) to say something is wrong here.

We just hope Dannielynn remains safe and sound.

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One died prematurely and one has gone bald prematurely - but the two female celebrities most often in the news these days had a lot in common.

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Or so thought Anna Nicole Smith.

Six months before her tragic death, the pregnant model reached out via video to Britney Spears, Us Magzine reports.

In the video, an 8-months-pregnant Smith directly addressed Spears, who was also expecting her second child (their respective babies, Dannielynn and Jayden James, were born five days apart in September):

"If you see this for some oddball reason â€" because I look at your stuff, too [referring to Spears' website ... or maybe The Hollywood Gossip coverage of her] â€" and you want to be friends, I would love so much to hang out with you," she said. "I think you're totally cool, and I think we're about to have babies around the same time…I would just love to meet you."

Anna then mentions a man more dangerous than Brit's ex, Kevin Federline, at his most irresponsible.

"You can call my lawyer, my best friend, my confidant Howard K. Stern. I think everyone has his number."

"He'll give it out to you, Britney. Take cares [sic], and I hope that you do great on your second pregnancy. I'm sure you won't even see this, but if you do, I'd really love to talk to you. Bye."

Alas, Spears never saw the message. Probably because she was wasted.

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The list of unusual occurrences at the trial currently taking place to determine the burial grounds of Anna Nicole Smith is too long to delve into now.

But we can start with this: the dream of Judge Larry Seidlin is apparently to become the next Judge Judy. He yearns to be on TV so badly that Seidlin has even made a demo tape of cases that were recorded in his courtroom.

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If that doesn't work out, he plans to make a sex tape with Kim Kardashian. Just kidding.

Anyway, back to the case: Scummy murderer Howard K. Stern testified that Anna wanted him to look into how secure cemetery ground plots were in the Bahamas because she and son Daniel were "afraid of bugs."

He also said Smith wanted to be buried near Marilyn Monroe in Los Angeles, but it was too expensive. Anna also talked about death often, fearing that she's pass away while giving birth to Dannielynn Hope.

Larry Birkhead is also inside the courtroom. Before entering, he said:

"I just look at a picture of my daughter and that's all I really need to see, to keep me strong."

Someone please give this man the child. He'll make a much better father than Dr. Sandeep Kapoor.

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If you have recently procreated with Anna Nicole Smith, have we ever got the shirt for you!

That's right, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead and all the rest - wear your paternal rights with pride.

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A clothing company has come up with the shirts pictured here. They may seem disrespectful, but once Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern learns how to read, she'll finally know who to call "daddy." And that's gotta mean something.

Sadly for Jayden James Federline, though, there's no piece of attire to tell him who his mama is. He just has to look for the bald, drunk woman.

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Why would Howard K. Stern commit murder?

Millions of dollars, of course.

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Now that TMZ.com has obtained the will of Anna Nicole Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall), we can see how much of a role Stern played in it.

The will is dated July 30, 2001.

It was drafted prior to Dannielynn Hope being born; therefore it indicates that Anna only had a son.

The will - which you can read by clicking here - entrusts all of Anna's property and names Stern as executor. There's a lot of legal talk in it, but let's just say that Howard isn't likely to be a poor man after its carried out.

Donald Trump may soon have company on millionaire's row.

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Just when you thought the Anna Nicole Smith saga couldn't get any weirder ...

A man currently in prison is now claiming to be the father of Dannielynn Hope Marhsall Stern. But before we get to that nonsense, let's talk about the most recent paternity test.

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Prince Frederic von Anhalt has officially filed court papers in Santa Monica, seeking to establish paternity of Dannielynn. The husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, who's obviously not the least bit of a nut job, said the following in regard to his status as possible papa:

"It could be me, it could be another three, it could be another ten, who knows? ... I know when I have an affair with someone I don't ask what you did yesterday and what you do tomorrow," and added, "those are the rules when you're in bed!"

Naturally. We could've asked Kim Kardashian for those.

As for the latest entry into the Dannielynn Hope father pool, his name is Mark "Hollywood" Hatten. And he's currently serving a seven year sentence in Pleasant Valley State Prison.

In a letter to TMZ.com and the TV show, Extra, Hatten says he donated sperm to Anna Nicole in 2000 when the two were having lots of casual sex dating.

Smith's response, according to this letter (pictured), was: "Congratulations Mr. Hollywood, you just made a deposite (sic) in the Anna Nicole sperm bank."

Well ... okay then.

Don't ask us to make heads, tails or fathers out of this absurdity. We just report the facts and rumors we hear them. All we know is this:

Give Dannielynn to Larry Birkhead. The guy actually seems like a decent, normal human being. Not to mention the obvious dad of this poor little girl.

Anna Nicole Smith Biography

Playboy Bunny Anna Nicole Smith died too young. She lived a sad, difficult life, one marked by many nude photos, dramatic family episodes, turbulent... More »
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