Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore

After Thanksgiving provided us a week off (for better or worse), MTV's sun-setting hit Jersey Shore returned with the first of its final four episodes Thursday night.

A blast from the past made an appearance. That's about it.

There were plenty of interesting developments ... teased for the following episode. The baby shower, for one, barely got underway. Oh well, join us for THG's recap!

From what we did see of Snooki's surprise baby shower, it was awkward central up in there, with a standoff between Snook, Mike and Jionni looking inevitable.

Wasn't that the "storyline" about eight episodes ago? Minus 20.

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Opening up to Father Albert on his show, former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick says she’s suffered a miscarriage and is no longer pregnant.

Incredibly, she blames this event on the press, which barely remembers she exists as it is, and does so only when she blatantly seeks its attention.

“Everyone in the tabloids and media weren’t really leaving me alone,” she said of her wild past and the supposedly intense scrutiny she's under.

Angelina and ex-fiance/non-baby daddy Dave Kovacs.

“Basically I wanted it to be my personal business and it wasn’t. It was really hard and I went through a lot of stress. I ended up losing the baby.”

Pivarnick got engagement in February to Dave Kovacs - originally thought to be the father - before the two split and she got pregnant in April.

As for the true father of the baby?

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Angelina Pivarnick, the girl from Jersey Shore who left the house in each of the first two seasons, was 86'd from another nightclub over the weekend.

She was just doing what she does best - getting into an altercation with another chick - when patrons began complaining about Ange's behavior.

She and The Situation were co-hosting an event at Club La Vela in Panama City, Fla., until she was "rude to patrons and staff" and was escorted out.

Sources inside the establishment say that the final straw was when the former reality star "drunkenly tried to fight another girl in the V.I.P. area."

Angie left without further incident and isn't permanently banned from the joint, but still says she's considering taking legal action against the club.

She claims she was never in a fight (where would we get that idea) and is pissed at club security for putting her in a headlock for no reason.

Perhaps she should stick to her other pastimes, such as SANCTIONED fights in the wrestling ring or just calling Snooki a fat troll. Much better.

Former Jersey Shore star and current Z-list celebrity annoyance Angelina Pivarnick got flat out CRUSHED this week in her debut on TNA IMPACT wrestling. Nice.

In North Carolina last week, Ange, who signed a deal to wrestle on the Spike TV program, decided to talk smack and deliver a kick to Miss Velvet Sky.

Big mistake. Big, hilariously awesome mistake ...

Angelina Pivarnick on TNA Wrestling

You gotta hand it to Steven Hirsch and Vivid. Always thinking.

The adult video kingpin has offered Angelina Pivarnick, the axed former co-star of MTV's Jersey Shore, the lead role in a porn spoof of the reality hit.

The offer: $50,000 plus a cut of the profits. Octomom was offered $1 million, mind you. When Nadya Suleman is 20 times hotter than you ... wow.

In a contract presented to Angelina Pivarnick, Vivid offered the Staten Island native a $50,000 advance against the royalty profits she would share in.

"Vivid shall pay Artist 25 percent of Adjusted Gross Revenue (the "Royalty")," the contract reads. That'll pay for her bail money a few times at least.

In return? Angelina would deliver Vivid three hours of footage, including "(i) a minimum of two (2) hours of footage depicting Artist engaged in sexual positions, and (ii) one (1) hour of personalized sexy wrap-around footage depicting Artist."

Gross. So is she interested?

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Angelina Pivarnick, formerly of Jersey Shore before she quit both of the seasons so far, chatted it up with Detroit’s Mojo In The Morning radio show Thursday.

She spoke about as eloquently as youse would expect.

The self proclaimed Kim K. of Staten Island said the reason she bailed "was because I was getting bullied by all of them and they were trying to ... like, you know abuse me and it was just ridiculous. There was a drama fight everyday."

BULLYING VICTIM: Angelina Pivarnick claims she is, anyway.

Pivarnick said her "principles" kept her from attending the second season's reunion show, as she didn’t plan going there on bended knee and apologizing.

"To them, I owe them something and I, they need, they want me to go on hands and knees and beg for forgiveness. That's not the type of person I am."

The last image Jersey Shore viewers have of Pivarnick was her getting her ass kicked in a brawl with fellow cast member Snooki prior to leaving for good.

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Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick has now bailed on both seasons so far.

You might say good riddance, but she says she's a victim, not an instigator.

The inaccurately and self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island says it was the relentless name-calling and nasty pranks by the cast that drove her out.

"I was bullied to the fullest sense," says Pivarnick, who up and quit season one in Seaside Heights, N.J., last year, only to return unexpectedly in South Beach.

The Situation "called me a dirty hamster, but I cleaned that house up and down! MTV never showed that," she insists, and Snooki "would call me a whore."

"Mike and Vinny would call me a whale. I'd go in the bathroom and cry," she says, noting they put whipped cream on a condom in her bed, so it looked used.

Whipped cream? Is that really what ... you know what, forget it.

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Oh, Angeliner. We're sort of going to miss you.

The second-grade grammar, the lack of personal hygiene, the drama. The house won't be the same, even if it's better off without this classy Staten Island product.

Following many near-fights and one epic throwdown, Angelina Pivarnick bid farewell to Jersey Shore for the second straight year. Like we said, for the best.

As always, THG's here to break down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

Angelina Pivarnick summed up in a single image.

Angelina Pivarnick deserves a Plus 10 right off the bat for getting every single cast member - most of whom are genuinely nice people despite their trashy antics - to despise her. A rare feat. Drama sometimes happens, but this girl just creates it.

"I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds," Snooki stated. "She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you wanna make out with me, just ask. I will say yes." Gross, really? Minus 8.

Pauly D is seriously wifing up his Cuban girl! Plus 5.

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Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

As always, THG's here to break down all the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

JWoww and her Guido Du Jour have it out.

Plus 9 for the stomach-churning double entendre of the episode title, "Dirty Pad."

JWoww and her man solve arguments by picking each other’s noses. Minus 2.

Angelina, Ron and Sam take Jose out for his birthday. Ron: "Jose is definitely getting played. (pause) Like a piano. He's getting cheated on by a dirty piano." Plus 11.

Angelina takes Jose into the Smush Room but refuses to hook up with him. Minus 3. Then she lies about hooking up with him in the Smush Room. Minus 4 more.

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UM, HELLO!? Angelina Pivarnick was the most hated member of the Jersey Shore cast to begin with, but may be sinking to even greater depths now.

What a difference a few weeks make on the Shore. Jeff Miranda, who proposed to Snooki just weeks ago, is now reportedly hitting it with Angeliner.

The pair had dinner plans Sunday night at Rio Rodizio in Union, N.J., just one night after the two were spotted "hanging out" at the 118 Lounge.

SMUSH IT REAL GOOD: Jeff apparently wants to ... weird.

"Yeah, I was at 118 Lounge last night with Angelina," Miranda said, not elaborating on whether Pivarnick is or will be DTF. "We were hanging out."

It's amazing these two are getting along after a tumultuous relationship that featured Angelina roughed him up in a New York strip club melee.

But what's one microphone to the face between friends looking to mutually stick it to Snooki - and each other, in a different manner of speaking?

No word on when J-Woww plans to fight both simultaneously. If there's one thing you can count on, it's her throwing down for her girl. And taking HGH.