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Angelina Pivarnick of Jersey Shore quasi-fame has officially launched her music career with the release of her first (and likely last) single, "I'm Hot."

The portions of Angelina rapping we posted earlier this week don't do justice to the full version. More than four minutes of awfulness awaits below!

With her hamster-like voice, epic lyrics and Eiffel 65-esque backing vocals, this is an absolute riot. If you enjoy your ears bleeding, have at it ...

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"I take a shot ... I take a shot ... It hits the spot ... Then dance a lot ... Until I drop ... I shop ... And shop ... I just can't stop ..." - Angelina Pivarnick, "I'm Hot"

If you enjoy tone-deaf raps about shopping, drinking and punching girls, then the evil Jersey Shore castoff's debut single is going to be right up your alley.

The painful one proclaims, "You can't replace ... Or crowd my space ... So step off bitch ... Or I'll punch your face!" So HARD! Listen here and prepare to LOL:

Upon the release of this hilariously awfulness, Angelina Pivarnick claims she tried to stop it, alleging the producer allegedly screwed her over. Riiight.

She says: "I didn't wanna release the song yet, truthfully I think the song needed a lot more work!! In blunt terms it sucked!!" Yep, it sure did.

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Angelina Pivarnick, that girl from Jersey Shore who left in the middle of both seasons because she's a grating b!tch no one likes, has words for The Situation.

Claiming he needs a full-on face transplant so he can stop looking like "Popeye on crack," Ange tore Sitch apart in an EPIC rant outside of a Hollywood club.

Sitch is Back

She also termed him "The Bitch-uation," which we admit is slightly clever. Oh, and she's dating Justin Rego from The Bachelorette. He was there with her ...

Angelina's rant was definitely Rated R last night. Or at least PG-13.

It's hard to feel much sympathy for a compulsive $h!t-talker who instigates like it's her job. No wonder Snooki whomped her on her last Jersey Shore episode.

Angelina was named "Villain You Love to Hate" at a reality TV show awards event earlier in the evening, and after watching this clip, no one's gonna argue.

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They may have little in common besides being outcasts, but Angelina from Jersey Shore and Rated R from The Bachelorette have apparently hit it off.

The infamous pair has found comfort in the arms of one another while in Las Vegas recently and are now a thing! Angelina Pivarnick says so herself!

"We spent the night in Vegas at ARIA on the 26th floor, it was amazing," Angelina told Radar Online, noting that "Justin contacted me on Twitter."

Dirty Little Hamster

Talk about a couple of Z-listers who deserve each other.

"I was so excited because I always thought he was hot. I've had a crush on him ever since he was on The Bachelorette. He was even cuter in person."

Lightning rod Angelina, who says she was bullied on Jersey Shore, is persona non grata among the show's cast and pretty much everywhere else.

Girl gets drinks thrown at her at bars and even got jumped at Hot Topic recently. It's hard with all the haters. Fortunately, Justin Rego can relate.

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Angelina Pivarnick used to star on Jersey Shore. She famously walked out on both seasons of the MTV show so far, and now only makes news for other reasons.

Like getting attacked at the Hot Topic in the Staten Island Mall.

Sources close to Angelina say the reality "star" was inside Hot Topic when she was approached by a "rowdy group" of young people. The hooligans attacked.

NOT A HOT TOPIC: Angelina Pivarnick can't catch a break.

Ange claims someone jumped her from behind, striking her in the back of the head. A friend, which she apparently has, says someone threw a bottle that hit her lip.

No word if JWoww and Snooki were the unknown assailants.

She immediately called police, but mall security paints a less dramatic tale, saying a crowd filming Angelina got chaotic and she was accidentally hit in the face.

In any case, security quickly arrived to the Hot Topic and ordered the kids to leave the store. Angelina Pivarnick is still talking to police to decide her next move.

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Angelina Pivarnick, formerly of Jersey Shore before she quit both of the seasons so far, chatted it up with Detroit’s Mojo In The Morning radio show Thursday.

She spoke about as eloquently as youse would expect.

The self proclaimed Kim K. of Staten Island said the reason she bailed "was because I was getting bullied by all of them and they were trying to ... like, you know abuse me and it was just ridiculous. There was a drama fight everyday."

Snooki-Angelina Fight

BULLYING VICTIM: Angelina Pivarnick claims she is, anyway.

Pivarnick said her "principles" kept her from attending the second season's reunion show, as she didn’t plan going there on bended knee and apologizing.

"To them, I owe them something and I, they need, they want me to go on hands and knees and beg for forgiveness. That's not the type of person I am."

The last image Jersey Shore viewers have of Pivarnick was her getting her ass kicked in a brawl with fellow cast member Snooki prior to leaving for good.

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Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick has now bailed on both seasons so far.

You might say good riddance, but she says she's a victim, not an instigator.

The inaccurately and self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island says it was the relentless name-calling and nasty pranks by the cast that drove her out.

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"I was bullied to the fullest sense," says Pivarnick, who up and quit season one in Seaside Heights, N.J., last year, only to return unexpectedly in South Beach.

The Situation "called me a dirty hamster, but I cleaned that house up and down! MTV never showed that," she insists, and Snooki "would call me a whore."

"Mike and Vinny would call me a whale. I'd go in the bathroom and cry," she says, noting they put whipped cream on a condom in her bed, so it looked used.

Whipped cream? Is that really what ... you know what, forget it.

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Oh, Angeliner. We're sort of going to miss you.

The second-grade grammar, the lack of personal hygiene, the drama. The house won't be the same, even if it's better off without this classy Staten Island product.

Following many near-fights and one epic throwdown, Angelina Pivarnick bid farewell to Jersey Shore for the second straight year. Like we said, for the best.

As always, THG's here to break down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

Eff Off

Angelina Pivarnick summed up in a single image.

Angelina Pivarnick deserves a Plus 10 right off the bat for getting every single cast member - most of whom are genuinely nice people despite their trashy antics - to despise her. A rare feat. Drama sometimes happens, but this girl just creates it.

"I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds," Snooki stated. "She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you wanna make out with me, just ask. I will say yes." Gross, really? Minus 8.

Pauly D is seriously wifing up his Cuban girl! Plus 5.

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Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

As always, THG's here to break down all the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

JWOWW and Tom

JWoww and her Guido Du Jour have it out.

Plus 9 for the stomach-churning double entendre of the episode title, "Dirty Pad."

JWoww and her man solve arguments by picking each other’s noses. Minus 2.

Angelina, Ron and Sam take Jose out for his birthday. Ron: "Jose is definitely getting played. (pause) Like a piano. He's getting cheated on by a dirty piano." Plus 11.

Angelina takes Jose into the Smush Room but refuses to hook up with him. Minus 3. Then she lies about hooking up with him in the Smush Room. Minus 4 more.

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UM, HELLO!? Angelina Pivarnick was the most hated member of the Jersey Shore cast to begin with, but may be sinking to even greater depths now.

What a difference a few weeks make on the Shore. Jeff Miranda, who proposed to Snooki just weeks ago, is now reportedly hitting it with Angeliner.

The pair had dinner plans Sunday night at Rio Rodizio in Union, N.J., just one night after the two were spotted "hanging out" at the 118 Lounge.

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SMUSH IT REAL GOOD: Jeff apparently wants to ... weird.

"Yeah, I was at 118 Lounge last night with Angelina," Miranda said, not elaborating on whether Pivarnick is or will be DTF. "We were hanging out."

It's amazing these two are getting along after a tumultuous relationship that featured Angelina roughed him up in a New York strip club melee.

But what's one microphone to the face between friends looking to mutually stick it to Snooki - and each other, in a different manner of speaking?

No word on when J-Woww plans to fight both simultaneously. If there's one thing you can count on, it's her throwing down for her girl. And taking HGH.