Angelina Jolie Tabloid Covers

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's daughter Shiloh's sporting a shorter-than-ever hairdo these days. So short that one onlooker - gasp - mistook her for a boy. A boy!

Now, in the new issue of Life & Style, sources reveal that while the proud parents haved encourage their kids to be independent, Brad is increasingly concerned.

The scrutiny to which Shiloh is being subjected could be too much, he fears.

"It would crush Brad if one of his kids was picked on," says a friend of Angie's.

And there's reason for the parents to be on edge over Shiloh, caution experts.

"This is a culture where kids get picked on if they don't look like other kids," points out an alleged psychotherapist. "Shiloh's already different - being the daughter of big stars - and ultimately, she may already feel ostracized because of that."

Brad is going to worry, but also doesn't want to pressure her. "I want [my kids] to explore that innocence as long as possible and find out what's really interesting to them," he has said. "I just don't want to encumber them in any way."

What's really interesting to THG? Stories about Brad getting Angelina Jolie pregnant and leaving her for Jennifer Aniston approximately 15 times per year.

Angelina Jolie is OFFICIALLY pregnant, according to a non-reliable celebrity news source. You heard it there first, and in 99.9% likelihood, incorrectly!

This is the second tabloid to make Angelina Jolie pregnant in a month. It's her own fault, making comments that she might be expanding her brood.

Maybe. Eventually. They don't rule it out. That's it. She also likes getting in bed with Brad, so basically, she's gotta be knocked up. We're convinced.

Ange did say recently, "I could end up pregnant." Could. She also said "I love being pregnant!" In general. Not right now. Yet OK! still cranks out this:

Oh, but lest we thought OK! were just joshing us, a "source close to the Oscar-winner" reveals that Angelina is having her seventh child and NOT adopting it!

In other words, she's (totally not) pregnant, this (not) reliable source says!

"She's almost three months along," the faux Deep Throat dished. "It's not something she wants to officially announce but she's telling a select group of people."

SIDE NOTE: None of whom are actual humans.

"Angelina is really savoring every moment. She loves being pregnant. She's been having a tough time with morning sickness but says it's all worth it."

That's good at least. Wouldn't want a fake pregnancy to feel not worthwhile.

Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

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Angelina Jolie is freaking nuts. Or so says the obligatory celebrity gossip tabloid cover story that seems to surface like clockwork when it's a slow news week.

Hey, they can't all scoop the Kourtney Kardashian pregnant story.

According to so-called friends and assistants, she's a drunken, child-abusing gambling addict who eats a weird ass diet of cream-based soups. Nice.

With six kids, sometimes you gotta drink alone in the bedroom, right??!

If you believe In Touch, the talented actress, director and humanitarian portrayed in last weekend's 60 Minutes interview has a dark side. Or at least a really weird one.

Looking for proof? Look no further than this tell-all quote:

“She was an odd duck, even as a child,” shares the friend, who confides that back in high school, Angelina once wore the same shirt every day for nearly two months.

And, not surprisingly after all that, “she’s still strange.”

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Hollywood celebrities Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are not just planning to wed their respective partners, they're tripping over themselves to get married first!

According to a clearly bogus report in OK! anyway.

There is little doubt that when Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie six years ago, it fueled one of the biggest celebrity feuds in modern times.

But while entertainment news channels and celeb gossip sites eat that up, there's little reason to believe there's actual competition right now. Or is there?

According to OK!, Angelina is a RAGING, SPITEFUL, JEALOUS BITCH who must, at all costs, sabotage Jen's (non-existent) wedding to (non) fiance Justin Theroux.

Jolie is set to marry Brad first as part of this evil plot.

Despite publicly insisting that she has no plans to wed, sources who do not exist close to the Oscar-winner say she's has already picked out a dress!

Make no mistake - her fake wedding will be more opulent than Aniston's, too: “The truth is she and Jen still hate each other,” a source dishes.

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Angelina Jolie is the Ice Queen.

That's according to a former nanny, quoted by In Touch, in the celeb gossip rag's cover story this week. The nanny who tells all does have a name - Krisann Morel - although she may be a fabrication of the editors there.

After all, we've seen versions of this 20 times before:

Life with Angelina Jolie: Chaotic. Cruel. Controlled.

Come on. We have no problem believing that Angelina Jolie wears the pants in her relationship with Brad Pitt. But why the fascination with her "evil" persona?

Say what you will about the actress, we find it a little hard to believe that she drives people to tears ... unless we're talking about Brad's mystery woman, that is.

Apparently she also stages photos, too. We feel so used.

We know Angelina Jolie wears the pants in her relationship with Brad Pitt, but will her insane, jealous rages ultimately drive her man away for good?

That's what OK! surmises in its new cover story.

The Oscar-winning actress is allegedly GOING NUCLEAR over Brad Pitt’s flirtatious relationship - documented in photographs!!!!! - with a young assistant.

Just look at their chemistry on the Malta set of his new zombie thriller, World War Z. He's standing NEXT TO HER! No wonder Angie's blowing her top:

According to this reliable source, Brad's "flaunting" happiness on purpose!

“Brad resents Angelina tries to control him,” a source says. “He told Angelina outright, ‘I’ve always had women friends, I’m always going to. End of story.’”

Jolie puts on a good front as a woman of confident - even arrogant - sensuality, but the world-saving mom has some insecurity issues, OK! states.

Slowly but surely, it's driving Pitt crazy ... mostly.

“Of course, there’s a part of him - even though he would never admit it - that likes it,” the insider reveals. “Angelina is usually so cool, unaffected."

"She's this kind of untouchable woman, and when she shows some jealousy, it lets him know she has a weak spot - and that she’s crazy about him.”

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really getting married? As in, within the next three months? A new report claims it's true, citing three different sources!

We'll believe it when the "I dos" are exchanged, or the couple confirms the report themselves. Take Us Weekly's cover story with a grain of salt. Or 864.

A wedding set to take place within the next few months, sources tell the celebrity news magazine, hinting at a small affair at their home in France ...

Their wedding "would be intimate and informal," an insider says of the pair, who have been together for five years-plus but have resisted tying the knot.

Jolie, 36, and Pitt, 47, have said that until marriage is legal for all - gay or straight - they won't partake. But that's likely just an excuse, however noble.

It's more likely that they simply have their own reasons ... ones that may be evolving as the years go by. Six major factors may also play a role there.

"The kids ask about marriage," Pitt said of Maddox, 9, Pax, 7, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and Vivienne and Knox, 3. "It's meaning more and more to them."

Basically ... don't bet on this actually going down. But don't count it out either. What better reason than to do it for the kids, and for one another?

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie planning a secret wedding in France? No. Chance.

Still, why let facts stand in the way of a great cover story? In Touch isn't about to.

Then again, they've got a nice red ribbon claiming It's Official. Maybe we're just being cynical ... or his publicist is the one getting married in France.

You have to love the bullet points, each of which can be explained away. Angelina's stunning attire and Brad's vow are not necessarily wedding related.

The surprising celeb guest? That could be anyone at any event.

While they treat each other like life partners and their non-married status always provides for good speculation, we feel confident saying three things:

1. Angelina Jolie will continue to help refugees however she can.
2. Brad looks the part of Billy Beane in the Moneyball trailer.
3. They will remain unwed when their European trip ends.

The tabloids are off the proverbial hook this week.

Based on this Star cover story, not only is the celebrity news rag making up stories, they're also doctoring photos, superimposing Angelina Jolie's cranium onto what appears to be a skeleton as "evidence" of her "relapse."

Of course, in tiny print atop the ANOREXIA & HEROIN RELAPSE proclamation are the words "new fears of." Someone's worried about this ... somewhere. Basically, just enough of a loophole to avoid a giant lawsuit. Score!

With Ange looking like that, no wonder Brad's seeking Jen's counsel!

So much for all that marriage talk. Brangelina appears to be on the cusp of unraveling altogether, from the looks of these (entirely made up) reports.

Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston may be dating Justin Theroux, but he may not want to get comfortable, 'cause Brad's making a move on his ex! Again!

Clever work with the separate photos of Brad and Jen on the phone, In Touch. That totally means they're talking to each other. Bring on the Pulitzer!