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Are Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston preparing to settle their epic feud once and for all when they square off at the Golden Globes this winter?

A hilarious new tabloid cover straight out of 2007 says as much!

Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie!

Taking a break from making Jennifer Aniston pregnant, pining for Brad Pitt and/or adopting a BABY ON HER OWN, In Touch tries a different tack this week.

At January’s Golden Globes, it's about.to.go.down.

Both are expected to attend, as they've won accolades for their recent work, so therefore, claws are coming out and tables are gonna get flipped.

Teresa Giudice style. Or so we're envisioning here.

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Reports are surfacing that Angelina Jolie wants another baby - so badly that after undergoing a double mastectomy, she is willing to risk her life to do so.

Following her double mastectomy in February, which she underwent after learning she’s a carrier for the faulty BRCA1 gene, she vowed to go even further.

Jolie said she would soon need another operation to remove her ovaries to further reduce her cancer risk, though it's not clear when she'll have that.

Family friend Marie Miles reveals that Angelina may be delaying that second surgery because she wants to have another baby with fiancé Brad Pitt.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have just experienced the mother of all “pregnancy shockers” and are - wait for it, and breathe - expecting TWINS! AGAIN**!

** - According to the new cover of OK!

Twins Again!

While fake weddings and pregnancies are standard celebrity gossip fare, this publication takes the cake as far as bogus Brangelina scoop goes.

Not that it's any surprise at this point.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are married! The couple has tied the knot in secret!

At least according to OK! Magazine ... so they're totally not married basically.

Brangelina Married!?

Of course, there is NO MENTION of when this happened, or what she wore, or really much of anything else ... only that “official nuptials” are still to come.

Whatever that means.

In any case, Jolie and Pitt, the celebrity gossip tabloid reports, “exchanged their vows with a small sunset commitment ceremony at their L.A. mansion.”

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Mother of six Angelina Jolie is reportedly pregnant again. Well, according to a supermarket celebrity news tabloid report she is, so you know what that means:

There's no way Angelina Jolie is pregnant again.

Angelina Jolie: Is She Pregnant Again?

According to Star, which also "broke" the Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods dating rumors, Brad is spending all of his free time gushing about it to George Clooney.

Would be sweet if it were true! In other news:

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What should be a euphoric time for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has become anything but ... according to a couple of clearly desperate tabloids, anyway.

Behind their public smiles - and despite the glow of Angelina's dazzling $500,000 ring - trouble is brewing, say anonymous sources quoted by OK! Magazine.

It seems that ever since Brad and Angelina got engaged, their forthcoming marriage is causing all sorts of chaos, leaving the couple constantly at odds.

  • Brad and Angelina Wedding BATTLE
  • Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie Tabloid Cover

Heck, mere mortal weddings can bring strife and panic. But when you're the World's Most Glamorous Couple, with six kids and serious baggage, well ... it's crazy.

"You'd think them finally getting engaged would have them high on love, but since the proposal, the shine has worn off," a close friend allegedly claims.

"Of course it's mainly come down to them having to agree on the details of the wedding, including the prenup, and there are loads of things they do not agree on."

Meanwhile, Life & Style is running with Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux planning a summer wedding in Crete, which may actually be sort of accurate.

Still, Jen and Justin aren't even engaged, at least not that we know of, and the idea that they're trying to upstage Brangelina is patently ridiculous.

Aniston has been happy with her new man for some time, and does everything in her power to avoid stunts like that. Still, makes for great tabloid covers.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, as you now know. For real.

OK! Magazine and its ilk are either overjoyed that they get to print accurate news for once in their lives this week, or devastated because now that Brangelina got engaged, and confirmed it, they've lost some great source material.

Either way, here's their very special commemorative cover:

Brangelina Engaged!

"Yes, it's confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are all very happy," Brad's manager Cynthia Pett-Dante confirmed to the AP last week.

"There's not date set at this time."

That's it. No more waiting for gay marriage to be legalized all over the world. No more coy interviews. No more ridiculous tabloid cover story lies.

Okay, those are clearly going to persist. But they'll have to branch out, because the secret wedding well has finally run dry. It was a good run, guys.

  • Brangelina Wedding Demands
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Wedding EXCLUSIVE!
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Wedding: OFF!
  • Brangelina Wedding?
  • Secret Wedding!
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Get Married!

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Gotta love supermarket tabloids.

For approximately the 384th time, we're being teased with the OFFICIAL confirmation of a Brangelina wedding! It's FINALLY happening, people! Or not really.

How did it come about? After a frosty period following a bitter argument, the tension between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has finally broken, according to OK! 

They would know, having manufactured the tension to start with.

Mrs. Brad Pitt!

The duo is once again planning to marry, the gossip publication says ... before the arrival of their twin boys. Yup, they're fake pregnant AND marrying!

"They simply had an amazing time Oscar weekend," says a supposed, nameless confidant, who adds that "since then, they've been madly in love."

After Angelina's leg-thrusting pose, how can they not be?

"The wedding was totally off: They were having so many arguments, but they've finally managed to bury their differences," explains the confidant, adding:

"Angie is expecting twins this fall, so it is a bit of a time crunch. They decided they'd both like to welcome their twin boys to the world as man and wife."

"This means the wedding has to happen fairly soon. They've both realized how much they want to be together, forever."

So they're getting married soon based on a fake pregnancy. Congratulations!!!!!!

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Another day, another hilariously bogus Brangelina wedding story.

Just yesterday, Life & Style reported that the wedding was called off. Now, In Touch claims that it's on ... and Angie is making some CRAZY demands!!

If it were on, which it's totally not, we could totally see that.

Brangelina Wedding Demands

Among the things Angelina Jolie is reportedly demanding after FINALLY being GUILTED into marrying her partner of six years and the father of six kids:

  • Picking her own wedding ring
  • A ban on any wedding cake
  • Wearing a black dress

Wow, sounds like a blast. We're almost glad this story is completely made up, because if it weren't, the leg-thrusting diva sounds like the ultimate Bridezilla.

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After more than six years and six children together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had FINALLY decided to get married - at least according to OK! magazine.

But then a fake disaster struck and torpedoed the fake wedding! Rough!

The hilarious impetus behind calling off the nuptials, according to OK!'s cover story this week? Maddox coming across an article about Jennifer Aniston!

Curious, the couple's eldest son, 10, asked his dad who she was - and Brad told him. That sent Angelina through the roof when she happened to walk in.

Dun-dun-DUN!!!!!!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Wedding: OFF!

Says the non-existent, well-informed source:

"Brad didn't realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to"

"But that's when Angelina walked in. She lost it."

"Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer."

The actress, 36, was livid with her partner, 48, for myriad reasons. No more posing with one leg hanging out - that thing is halfway up his ass about now.

Angelina Jolie Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

Angelina Jolie Quotes

I'm very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.

Angelina Jolie

Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already.

Angelina Jolie [after being asked if she's having twins]
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