by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It was easily the funniest moment of a dreadfully boring, uninspired Oscars broadcast:

Immediately upon taking the stage to accept the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, along with his two co-writers, Jim Rash struck a pose very similar to the one of presented Angelina Jolie: hand on hip, right leg extended, chest puffed out.

But the Community star insists he wasn't actually mocking the A-lister, just showing his affection for her.

Rash vs. Jolie

"I just saw her pose and I thought, you know what, we have exactly the same legs," Rash said to reporters backstage. "It was a loving tribute... It was more like, oh, she's standing, great. I'm going to stand like that, too."

Whatever. It was hilarious. And, most importantly, it gives us a chance to remind viewers:

Community returns on March 15 with new episodes. It now features an Oscar winner! Tune in.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

Brad Pitt Pregnancy Shocker!

"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

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by Free Britney at . Comments

** - There is no way this happened.

At least In Touch Weekly can say it mixed things up a bit. Breaking from its usual cover stories about how Angelina Jolie is a raging psycho or Brad Pitt bones Jennifer Aniston behind her back ... they got married this time!! OMG!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Get Married!

PURE NONSENSE: You're a moron if you buy this (in more ways than one).

We're all for good celebrity gossip, but who's going to think the world's most famous couple - two people who have adamantly stated, many times, that they aren't getting married - got married AND kept it a secret from everybody?

Then again, she is wearing white, and the photo of "Where they said I do'" does look like a sweet ass resort, so maybe we're just being cynical.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Rumors of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt and their relationship being on the rocks got so bad that the couple actually hit back at the tabloids this week.

Well, the tabloids just collectively retaliated tenfold!

According to OK! Weekly, a publication with reporting so terrible that even Kourtney Kardashian kalls them out, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back on!

Leave it to George Clooney to play matchmaker, their story hilariously says. He allegedly arranged for the former spouses to to bump into each other Friday.

And they did just that at the Hope For Haiti Now Telethon, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was away in NYC!

The drama! Angie had already been in a jealous rage over Jen and Brad. Just imagine when she stops in to pick up some groceries later and learns that ...

Jen and Brad Back On!

TOGETHER AGAIN: That 15-second Haiti telethon run-in was something! Nice line through the pics, guys. Too bad they didn't pose together for this made-up story.

The magazine's in-depth reporting goes on to describe Brad and Jen's "emotional reunion" and state that the actress is ready for a future with her ex-husband.

But why trust OK! alone? Three other celebrity gossip weeklies got in on the same action this week, declaring a messy end to the couple known as Brangelina:

  • Jen Split 'Em Up
  • I'll Take You Back!

BRAD'S MISERY: Jennifer Aniston broke up Brangelina, according to myriad fake sources. In other news, Spencer Pratt created a monster named "Franken-Heidi."

Angelina Jolie Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

Angelina Jolie Quotes

I'm very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.

Angelina Jolie

Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already.

Angelina Jolie [after being asked if she's having twins]
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