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Gotta love supermarket tabloids.

For approximately the 384th time, we're being teased with the OFFICIAL confirmation of a Brangelina wedding! It's FINALLY happening, people! Or not really.

How did it come about? After a frosty period following a bitter argument, the tension between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has finally broken, according to OK! 

They would know, having manufactured the tension to start with.

Mrs. Brad Pitt!

The duo is once again planning to marry, the gossip publication says ... before the arrival of their twin boys. Yup, they're fake pregnant AND marrying!

"They simply had an amazing time Oscar weekend," says a supposed, nameless confidant, who adds that "since then, they've been madly in love."

After Angelina's leg-thrusting pose, how can they not be?

"The wedding was totally off: They were having so many arguments, but they've finally managed to bury their differences," explains the confidant, adding:

"Angie is expecting twins this fall, so it is a bit of a time crunch. They decided they'd both like to welcome their twin boys to the world as man and wife."

"This means the wedding has to happen fairly soon. They've both realized how much they want to be together, forever."

So they're getting married soon based on a fake pregnancy. Congratulations!!!!!!

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Here we go again.

After a hiatus of at least a few hours, the tabloid rumor mill is alive again with rumors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding!! Fake spoiler alert: It's SO on this summer!

After seven years and six kids (going on eight, according to OK!, which has thrown in a fake pregnancy for good measure), Brad and Angelina Jolie will finally tie the knot.

"Sources" say the world's most glamorous couple will become husband (her third) and wife (his second) in a small, stylish ceremony at their 16th-century French chateau.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Wedding EXCLUSIVE!

According to an alleged Brangelina inside source:

"Brad and Angie have kept this quiet, and they're talking about how and when to announce it. They really get a kick out of teasing people with this whole thing."

Funny, that's pretty much true of OK! as well.

Together since 2005, the couple has famously vowed to resist matrimony until same-sex marriage is legal in the whole U.S. But have they softened that stance?

Bogus tabloid covers aside, they have indicated that it may happen ... eventually. "We'd actually like to get married," Pitt revealed in a recent interview.

"We made a declaration that we weren't going to 'til everyone can. But I don't think we'll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot."

Bottom line: It will happen. Just not at any chateau this summer.

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Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really getting married? As in, within the next three months? A new report claims it's true, citing three different sources!

We'll believe it when the "I dos" are exchanged, or the couple confirms the report themselves. Take Us Weekly's cover story with a grain of salt. Or 864.

A wedding set to take place within the next few months, sources tell the celebrity news magazine, hinting at a small affair at their home in France ...

  • Brad and Angelina Pic
  • Brangelina Wedding?

Their wedding "would be intimate and informal," an insider says of the pair, who have been together for five years-plus but have resisted tying the knot.

Jolie, 36, and Pitt, 47, have said that until marriage is legal for all - gay or straight - they won't partake. But that's likely just an excuse, however noble.

It's more likely that they simply have their own reasons ... ones that may be evolving as the years go by. Six major factors may also play a role there.

"The kids ask about marriage," Pitt said of Maddox, 9, Pax, 7, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and Vivienne and Knox, 3. "It's meaning more and more to them."

Basically ... don't bet on this actually going down. But don't count it out either. What better reason than to do it for the kids, and for one another?

by Free Britney at . Comments

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie planning a secret wedding in France? No. Chance.

Still, why let facts stand in the way of a great cover story? In Touch isn't about to.

Then again, they've got a nice red ribbon claiming It's Official. Maybe we're just being cynical ... or his publicist is the one getting married in France.

Secret Wedding!

You have to love the bullet points, each of which can be explained away. Angelina's stunning attire and Brad's vow are not necessarily wedding related.

The surprising celeb guest? That could be anyone at any event.

While they treat each other like life partners and their non-married status always provides for good speculation, we feel confident saying three things:

  1. Angelina Jolie will continue to help refugees however she can.
  2. Brad looks the part of Billy Beane in the Moneyball trailer.
  3. They will remain unwed when their European trip ends.

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** - There is no way this happened.

At least In Touch Weekly can say it mixed things up a bit. Breaking from its usual cover stories about how Angelina Jolie is a raging psycho or Brad Pitt bones Jennifer Aniston behind her back ... they got married this time!! OMG!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Get Married!

PURE NONSENSE: You're a moron if you buy this (in more ways than one).

We're all for good celebrity gossip, but who's going to think the world's most famous couple - two people who have adamantly stated, many times, that they aren't getting married - got married AND kept it a secret from everybody?

Then again, she is wearing white, and the photo of "Where they said I do'" does look like a sweet ass resort, so maybe we're just being cynical.

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At long, long last, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot, at least according to the venerable celebrity gossip scribes at OK! Weekly.

Sure, there's not a snowball's chance in hell this is happening, but why let mere fact thwart a good story paired with a romantic-looking stock photo?

Certainly no reason we can think of here at The Hollywood Gossip.

The reason for Brangelina's (fake) change of heart? SIX reasons!

Because it would "mean the world" to Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Vivienne, Knox and Shiloh and the new baby she's perpetually pregnant with, that's why!

WEDDING FOR THE KIDS: The Jolie-Pitt brood and Brad Pitt's mom allegedly tag-teamed the wedding-averse celebrities into making it official ... riiiiight.

The children, a source hilariously says, have been wanting a wedding since they’ve been old enough to understand their parents are not officially married.

We're sure this plunges Knox into a state of emotional despair every night. She supposedly loves when babies cry ... maybe they figure this will help?

“First it was Maddox, who has begged his parents to tie the knot for years,” the insider says. “Lately, Shiloh and Zahara have been chiming in, too."

Not only that, but "Pax thinks it would be the coolest to be a ring bearer.”

It totally would. We just hope Suri Cruise, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline are invited to fill out the bridal party. Best. Fake. Wedding. Ever.

Angelina Jolie Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

Angelina Jolie Quotes

I'm very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.

Angelina Jolie

Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already.

Angelina Jolie [after being asked if she's having twins]
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