by Hilton Hater at

Luminita Perijoc, a 31-year old Romanian who prides herself on resembling Angelina Jolie, has been sentenced to four years in prison after stabbing a deliveryman six times.

The incident occurred after she made this same man perform oral sex on her at knifepoint.

Luminita Perijoc on Facebook

According to court documents, the victim (Nicolae Stan) was delivering wine to Perijoc’s apartment when she threatened him with a four-inch blade and prompted him to undress.

She demanded vaginal and oral sex from Stan and, when he was unable to get an erection for  a third go-around, she thrust her knife into him six times.

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by Hilton Hater at

Do not adjust your monitors, readers. The woman in the video below is NOT Angelina Jolie.

Say hello to Lina Sanz, an aspiring actress from Spain who has been in America for eight years and who bears an uncanny resemblance to one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Sanz acknowledges the striking similarities in the interview, admitting she'd love to work as an "Angelina Jolie lookalike" and saying she's been studying acting for three years. She then puts her hair down and - wow! - it might as well be Angelina. Lina should try to sneak into bed with Brad Pitt one of these days...

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by Mischalova at

We know we'll never top Saddam Hussein and Mel Gibson. Sometimes the stars are aligned, the anti-semitic remaks are flowing and everything just falls into place.

But we can't give up. That's why we've given Angelina Jolie and Vanessa Minnillo a pair of dark sunglasses, asked them to purse those full lips and admired the similiarities. The sexy, sexy similarities ...

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