by Free Britney at

Call off the bump watch: Angelina Jolie is not pregnant. Right this minute. By the time you read this, she may be. But as of this report? No baby.

Reports that the 33-year-old is expecting are "not true," her rep, Geyer Kosinski, said regarding a story in the always reputable Life & Style Weekly.

The baby factory is scheduled to film Edwin A. Salt in February, in an action role as a CIA agent. Rumors have spread lately that she's knocked up.

Life & Style questioned if the actress was "three months along."

In Touch Weekly, another beacon of journalistic integrity, claimed that Angelina Jolie announced she was pregnant in a London restaurant as a waiter tried to pour her a drink. Brad Pitt was "annoyed" because he wasn't ready to go public.

Not Preggers This Minute

Angelina Jolie: Surprisingly not knocked up for a change.

There were also reports that Jolie pushed forward filming of Edwin A. Salt so her bump wouldn't be visible - but the schedule has not been changed.

This doesn't mean Jolie and Pitt aren't ruling out more kids in the future - in an interview with Oprah, Pitt said they'd "probably" add to their brood (current members Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2, and Knox and Viv, 4 months).

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by Hilton Hater at

They're the most talked about siblings since Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger were paired up in a certain 1988 movie.

Indeed, the first photos of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline may have sold for almost as much money as the above-referenced film, Twins.

Jessica Simpson Birth

People Magazine reportedly shelled out $14 million for the following pic of Brangelina's babies. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are giving the money to charity. Yes, on top of being gorgeous, these actors are model humanitarians.

Enjoy the shot of Knox and Vivienne after this article's jump...

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by Hilton Hater at

Following a series of false reports, it's been confirmed that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did, indeed, welcome twins into the world on Saturday night in France.

Dr. Michael Sussman, who delivered Knox and Vivienne, said the Caesarean section procedure went perfectly, as the actress was awake and excited throughout.

Brangelina Scandal!

"It was an epidural, so [Angelina] was awake and speaking and laughing. They were happy," said Sussmann, adding that Pitt was more than up to the task of cutting the children's umbilical chords. "He was perfectly calm, totally determined, very pleased to be at the birth of his children, very moved and very emotional."

Meanwhile, Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France, took advantage of the opportunity to try and increase tourism to his city. He showed off Knox Leon's birth certificate outside the Fondation Lenval hospital, where Knox and sister Vivienne Marcheline were born.

"On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple in the world, who have chosen our city for this happy event," Estrosi said. "We are truly honored and thankful to have them here."

Hmmm... are Brad and Angelina really the most famous couple in the world? Somewhere, Zanessa is planning a child of its own, hoping to shatter this myth.

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by Mischalova at

The Hollywood Gossip staff does our best to verify every rumor and story we publish.

When we get it wrong, however, we aren't above an apology and a retraction. (Turns out Miley Cyrus was never pregnant. Our bad!)

Angelina Jolie on Nightline

The same can't be said for Entertainment Tonight. The supposedly venerable celebrity gossip show still won't face the facts when it comes to Angelina Jolie giving birth; or NOT giving birth, to be precise.

Angelina Jolie is still pregnant. Please, someone tell Mary Hart.

"We still don't know if she's had those babies or not and until we do we won't retract our story. I don't know yet that we've made a mistake," host Mary Hart recently said.

Hart makes this statement despite the fact that Brad Pitt was in a different country from Jolie when she supposedly gave birth to twins; and that Brangelina's publicist has denied the report.

"I hope that the babies were born when we said they were and that we had our facts straight. I have never retracted a story in 26 years, but all I can do now is wait and see," Hart said.

It's a genius move by Hart. She'll wait, she'll see that the babies are eventually born and - presto! - Entertainment Tonight's report will be verified.

This is the best plan since Linda Hogan decided to date 19-year Charlie Hill as vengeance for being cheated on.

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by Free Britney at

The sky is the limit when it comes to how much money celebrities are being paid to pimp out their babies in celebrity news and gossip magazines nowadays.

After paying Christina Aguilera $1.5 million in February for shots of her newborn son, Max, People shelled out a whopping $6 million to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for photos of their newborn twins, Max and Emme.

Brad Pitt and Kids

One celebrity news editor, who asked to remain anonymous, said:

"It's at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photos."

Pregnant celebrities are now "treating this like a game," said National Enquirer Executive Editor Barry Levine.

"It's become big business now," Levine said. "It's outrageous, they've gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celebrity enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it's impossible to obtain a photo illegally."

Brangelina made (then gave away) millions from selling photos of Shiloh.

Levine said stars now realize that having a child in this celebrity news media era is "akin to getting a role in a movie."

Celebrity gossip publications don't mind - they recoup money over time with magazine sales, Web hits, and by re-selling the photos overseas.

Angelina Jolie, rumored to be carrying twins, could trump all celebrities by commanding $10 million for the first photos of the babies, Levine said.

"That's where the market is right now," he said. "When I was the editor of Star in L.A., we bought photos of Lisa Marie Presley's baby back in 1989 for $100,000, and at the time I thought it was outrageous. Now it's chump change."

American Media Editorial Director Bonnie Fuller said that the celebrity baby photo payouts just keep escalating: "If J.Lo really did get $6 million, then I think Angelina can now command $8 million," Fuller said. "The magazines must look at it as a long-term investment, but I think it'll cap out at a certain point."

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by Mischalova at

According to Us Weekly, adopting a child and helping with rebuilding efforts in New Orleans earns a couple more points than posing naked, starring in a record-breaking movie and paying celebrity gossip photographers to snap contrived pictures of yourselves making out, on the beach, in pumpkin patches...

For shame.

The drawn out complaint above is based on the fact that the tabloid has named Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as its couple of the year. Its reasoning?

"America couldn't stop watching Jolie and Pitt as they juggled two hot careers and went from three kids to four (Pax, 4, joined in March)..."

Us Weekly Honor

We're big fans of Brangelina, but they're so 2006. This year truly belonged to a pair of younger, over-exposed couples:

Told of the snub - even Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes beat he and Montag out for second place - Pratt said:

"Brangelina can have this award. I still have an angel in Heidi Montag, the most beautiful girl in the entire world. Plus I will be running for governor of California in 2010."

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by Mischalova at

You may never get to see Angelina Jolie nude. But you will have a chance to lick the body of this gorgeous actress.

Sort of.

Brad Pitt, Cane

The Australian government is coming out with a postage stamp of the world's best looking couple. No, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're certainly not talking about you.

But The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Jolie, Brad Pitt and daughter Shiloh, will be reproduced from the cover of New Idea magazine and slapped onto a 50 cent stamp. We assume Maddox and Pax Thien are outraged by the snub.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Shiloh are gracing a stamp Down Under.

A New Idea spokesman said: "These stamps will become instantly collectible and sought after by philatelists around the country."

That's a fancy word for "stamp collectors." The same way that "Tyraists" is a fancy word for those that enjoy seeing Tyra Banks nude.

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by Mischalova at

Did the Brangelina birthday celebration for Angelina Jolie match what the family put together for Shiloh Nouvel last month?

It would appear that way, as Brad Pitt went all-out to celebrate his lovely ladyfriend's 32nd birthday on June 4, filling their home in L.A.'s Los Feliz neighborhood with flowers.

He also surprised her with a gold ring adorned with the birthstones of their four children - Shiloh, Zahara, Maddox and Pax Thien - and treated her to a very special meal.

"He cooked an AMAZING dinner," a Jolie friend tells Us magazine. "She was so excited, she talked about [Brad's gifts] all day!"

Because waking up next to that gorgeous man every day isn't enough of a gift on its own.

Although they hit the red carpet together at the L.A. premiere of Ocean's Thirteen the next day, Pitt passed on the film's June 7 premiere in Chicago and instead joined Jolie for dinner with the father of Daniel Pearl (the slain reporter on whom her drama A Mighty Heart is based).

It was an important evening for the couple, one Jennifer Aniston is probably better off not reading about.

Then again, she has a stud muffin of her own to be spoiled by these days in the form of Paul Sculfor.

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