Call off the bump watch: Angelina Jolie is not pregnant. Right this minute. By the time you read this, she may be. But as of this report? No baby.
Reports that the 33-year-old is expecting are "not true," her rep, Geyer Kosinski, said regarding a story in the always reputable Life & Style Weekly.
The baby factory is scheduled to film Edwin A. Salt in February, in an action role as a CIA agent. Rumors have spread lately that she's knocked up.
Life & Style questioned if the actress was "three months along."
In Touch Weekly, another beacon of journalistic integrity, claimed that Angelina Jolie announced she was pregnant in a London restaurant as a waiter tried to pour her a drink. Brad Pitt was "annoyed" because he wasn't ready to go public.
Angelina Jolie: Surprisingly not knocked up for a change.
There were also reports that Jolie pushed forward filming of Edwin A. Salt so her bump wouldn't be visible - but the schedule has not been changed.
This doesn't mean Jolie and Pitt aren't ruling out more kids in the future - in an interview with Oprah, Pitt said they'd "probably" add to their brood (current members Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2, and Knox and Viv, 4 months).