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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a Little League team worth of kids at home.

They give to numerous charities.

And nary a named witness has said a word about any fights between the couple.

Yet, according to a supermarket tabloid, the pair cutely dubbed "Brangelina" has broken up. Pitt has even moved out, as this reliable publication screams on its cover:

In Touch Cover

Beware, Robert Pattinson: There's a good chance this tabloid will next claim Brad Pitt is making a move on Kristen Stewart!

Despite appearances - as well as all sanity and logic - to the contrary, life for Hollywood's hottest couple has never been worse, sources told In Touch Weekly.

“Sure, they look happy in photos,” a friend said. “ [But] the cracks in their relationship are getting deeper and deeper. They are actors and can turn it on for the cameras most of the time.

Hmmm, they are actors! Each has even been nominated for an Academy Award! This story is seeming more likely by the second.

Following an argument in April, an insider said Pitt stormed out of the couple's rented mansion in Long Island, New York: "He told her very clearly that he just can’t live with her anymore."

In response, Jolie has allegedly offered Pitt $90 million for custody of their kids. If we were Brad, we'd totally hold out for $91 million.

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by Hilton Hater at

First, Brad Pitt was merely sleeping on the couch.

Now, as reported in bold, yellow, capital letters on the cover below, HE ADMITS A SPLIT IS INEVITABLE!

Does Pitt ever say this? No. Is there any source on record that describes Angelina Jolie as "demanding," as she's labeled by the following supermarket tabloid? Of course not.

Is Jennifer Aniston - who still believes in love, people! - hoping the report of Brangelina's demise is accurate so she can win back her man? Probably.

Is a story about Jaycee Dugard, who was kidnapped for 18 years, less important than an imaginary tale about Pitt and Jolie's relationship? Yes, according to In Touch Weekly...

Meanwhile, in even less true tabloid news, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are apparently engaged. We hope they enjoy it.

No doubt we'll read a magazine cover next week that screams: Robsten Breaks Up, Kristen Stewart Demands Restraining Order.

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by Hilton Hater at

Hey, did you hear that Angelina Jolie is dating Brad Pitt?

The beautiful couple made its hot presence very much felt at last night's premiere of the latter's new movie, Inglourious Basterds.

Directed by Quentin Tarantino, the film focuses on a group of soldiers, led by Pitt's character, whose sole mission is to scalp and and kill Nazis. That's a goal we can get behind.

Speaking of behind, Angelina grabbed her man's for the world to see. Take a look:

Inglourious Basterds Premiere Pic

On a night away from their brood of children, Brangelina lived it up on the red carpet. Click on the following photos, courtesy of Fame Pictures, for more examples:

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by Free Britney at

Thanks in part to Katja von Garnier, reports say say Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are spending so much time apart that their relationship is beyond repair.

Star says in its upcoming issue that while Angelina was in Los Angeles late last month caring for their six children, Brad was drinking and flirting like a bachelor - with his former flame Katja! - at the Inglourious Basterds premiere in Berlin.

Adding insult to injury, Angelina - who's been stressed out about the steady decay of their relationship, as they've been fighting a lot - had planned to join Brad over in Germany for the A-list event, but he disinvited her at the last minute.

"Two days before the trip, Brad told her it was best if she didn't come," a source said. “They've been fighting a lot, but this really ripped her heart out."

And Brad's bad-boy behavior - notably flirting with Katja von Garnier, seen above with Pitt back in 1997 and again just a week or so ago - at the July 28 Inglourious Basterds after party didn't help their already troubled situation.

"Angie lost it because Brad started drinking at a photo call hours before the premiere and kept going until 4 a.m.!" says a source close to the couple.

"She tried calling a few times, he didn't pick up - so she kept trying until he answered. She was nagging him so much that Brad finally shut his phone off."

Has Brad's partying with Katja von Garnier, a brunette German director and his one-time gal pal, been taking a toll on their six kids? Is any of this true or is it nothing but juicy celebrity gossip invented to sell magazines? Thoughts?

BROKEN HOME: Is Brad's drinking driving Angelina away?

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by Hilton Hater at

From Zanessa to Taylena, young couples with catchy monikers are almost making people forget about the nicknamed pairing that started it all:

Brangelina.

Indeed, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can't exactly be found coming out of Hyde every night, but the beautiful twosome still knows how to pose for photographers when the situation calls for it.

This week, the pair was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival, as they sauntered down the red carpet for the world premiere of Inglourious Basterds. Directed by Quentin Tarantino, the movie showcases Pitt as the leader of a group tasked with killing as many Nazis as possible.

While he may play a brute on screen, the actor is really a lover at heart. He's proven as much over the years in Cannes, as he and Jolie can never keep their hands off one another at the event...

A Premiere Couple

Click on the Brangelina pics above to enlarges PDA-laden photos of Pitt and Jolie at the Cannes Film Festival.

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by Hilton Hater at

From possibly having another baby to possibly calling it quits.

Some random magazine from Great Britain, Grazia, claims Brad Pitt flew to the family’s French mansion alone over Easter. For what purpose?

To nab his portion of he and Angelina Jolie's art collection, naturally, because the most beautiful couple ever created is supposedly on the verge ending its relationship.

“It’s going to be one of Hollywood’s nastiest breakups," a source said. "There’s talk of lawyers being brought in to divide their assets and decide custody arrangements. Their relationship has soured to the extent that they aren’t even talking."

Right. We'll believe that when we believe that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag won't be reading off cue cards for their wedding.

This (totally untrue) rumor at least gives us an excuse to post numerous Brangelina pics. Click on each for a larger version...

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by Free Britney at

From an acting standpoint, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have a ways to go before being spoken of in the same breath as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

The High School Musical duo is already challenging them in terms of pure popularity, however, and their collective sexiness was on display at the Oscars.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

Two sexy couples. Trend-setting dresses and hot tuxes. The biggest night in all of entertainment. Who will win this celebrity fashion face-off for the ages?

Who looked better at the Oscars?

 

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by Free Britney at

In good times and in boredom, in 5150 psychiatric holds and in health, the celebrity gossip media's love affair with Britney Spears continued throughout 2008.

The pop star ranks No. 1 for the year in USA Today's Celebrity Heat Index, which measures exposure in various print and online entertainment news outlets.

Wow What a Dick

Britney Spears, who was No. 1 in 2007, took the top spot 11 weeks this year, the most of any celebrity. She first appeared at No. 1 in early January, as she experienced two stints in Los Angeles area hospitals after displaying erratic behavior.

Eleven months later, she topped the list yet again as her new album, Circus, soared to #1 on the charts. No word on whether she's really dating Sandip Soparrkar, but regardless, for celeb news publications, it's all Britney, all the time!

Following Britney Spears: Angelina Jolie, No. 2, who celebrated the birth of twins in July with partner Brad Pitt, No. 4, and his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, No. 3.

Although Jolie, Aniston and Pitt all ranked after Spears individually, collective coverage of Pitt and his lovers past and present topped the charts for 14 weeks.

Among the Top 10: Jamie Lynn Spears and Tom Cruise made the upper tier, but Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith dropped out - the latter most likely for good.

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According to Star Magazine, Brangelina is inching closer to its very own softball team of children.

The celebrity gossip tabloid claims Angelina Jolie is popping prenatal vitamins, visiting her ob-gyn and undergoing secret fertility treatments in order to get knocked up with another set of twins.

Pretty Couple

"Angie's doctors told her that she has a strong chance of conceiving twins if she does it within two years after having her first pair," a source told Star. "She's been seeing a fertility doctor regularly. She and Brad are monitoring when she's fertile. And they're trying really hard in the bedroom!"

Whoa, TMI, Star!

Two more children would raise Brangelina's baby count to eight.

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by Hilton Hater at

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left their countless kids at home last night and were the main attraction at the world premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

In the movie, which opens on Christmas, Pitt portrays a character that ages backwards. Even with that unusual condition, this hunk gets the girl (played by Cate Blanchett in the film).

Here's a look at the world's best looking couple sharing a red carpet laugh, no doubt over the mustache Pitt is sporting...

Need more Brangelina? Of course you do.

Click on the following images to enlarge them...

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