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Just when you think you've heard everything, Life & Style sets another low (high?) in celebrity gossip reporting. Kudos to that fine supermarket publication.

Apparently, the rough patch encountered by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is about to come to an end, for one very cute, cuddly reason: Brangelina Baby #7!

That's right! "Brad confirms" (no he doesn't) that "another kid" is on the way (likely for his barber and his wife) in the new issue of this reputable tabloid.

To think that just weeks ago, he was in love with Jennifer Aniston again. This guy makes some quick turnarounds regarding relationships and parenting.

A Baby to Save the Marriage!

A baby will bring them closer together ... the first six didn't?

Things like this particular story may be harmless enough, but do make you wonder how people buy these magazines or at least take them seriously in any way.

Some of the more serious, slanderous allegations made over Brad and Angelina's love life in recent weeks have actually resulted in a lawsuit by the hot couple.

In news about them that's actually true, Angelina Jolie is awesome. She's visiting Haiti and donating obscene sums of money to their earthquake relief efforts.

Bravo, Angie.

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We hoping you're reading this, OK! Weekly.

Move a little closer to the screen, In Touch.

Angelina Sabotage!

Feast your eyes on the photos below, Star.

Amidst utterly contrived rumors that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are breaking up - with the former pursuing Jennifer Aniston, and the latter going after Johnny Depp - the couple brought son Maddox to Super Bowl XLIV. They don't exactly look like a family in trouble, do they?

Pitt and Jolie, who reside in New Orleans and have dedicated time/money to the rebuilding efforts there, joined friends in a VIP box to watch the game. They celebrated together as the Saints upset the Colts 31-17.

And while the classy couple would never say it, allow us to get inside Brangelina's head when the pair later laid a Super Bowl smooch on one another: Eff you, tabloids!

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This should quell those pesky breakup rumors. Ha, well, at least until the next round of celebrity gossip tabloid covers are rolled out later this week.

The reportedly miserable pair looked anything but during a night out together at the Directors Guild of America Awards on Saturday in Los Angeles.

The couple's first public appearance together in more than a month coincided with Pitt's honoring Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt cuddled at the table they shared with the director. A source reports that Brangelina was more "affectionate" than usual.

"They would whisper in each other’s ears and laugh," the source says. "They looked really happy." She even "beamed with pride" when he spoke.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Actually making it work?

They sure look happy to THG. In fact, no credible piece of information we've read has suggested otherwise. Still, sources say - nay, insist - they are having trouble.

Us reports Jolie feels she is shouldering the parental burden of their six kids, Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 3, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 18 months.

That we could believe. But Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston being back together, as more than one magazine proclaimed last week? A bit far-fetched at this point.

As for the rumors that Angelina Jolie recently was cheating on Brad with her Salt dialogue coach and/or had an affair with Lady Gaga? That's just hilarious.

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Astoundingly, sources are telling People today that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may actually be happy and not on the verge of splitting and killing each other.

While reports are swirling that Angelina is in a jealous rage over Jennifer Aniston and preparing for life without Brad, multiple close sources say it's not so.

"Everything is fine" with the parents of six, says one source.

Another source says that the split reports are "totally false."

Well, you can consider us shocked. You mean the tabloid stories of epic fights, cheating and breakups we see every week may be exaggerated or untrue?

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All is well with Brangelina. Except maybe that goatee.

In recent weeks, it's been business as usual for the busy couple – movie shoots, family outings, $1 million Haiti donations – and nothing seems amiss.

The two megastars are currently in Los Angeles to work on pre-production for their upcoming movies: Jolie's The Tourist and Pitt's Lost City of Z.

On January 16, Pitt took their eldest son, Maddox, on a boys' trip to the New Orleans Saints' playoff game, while Jolie was spotted grocery shopping and dropping by an Apple Store in L.A. with daughters Zahara and Shiloh.

In the last few days, Jolie jetted to New York City for a Vanity Fair shoot, while Pitt stayed in L.A. to participate in George Clooney’s Hope for Haiti Now telethon.

No secret meetings or revenge pregnancies were reported.

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One would think, given recent family outings and an incredible $1 million donation to Haitian relief efforts, that things were going well for Brangelina these days.

Well, you'd be wrong, according to celebrity gossip magazines whose mission in life is to skewer the couple with more and more sensational stories each week!

On today's cover, In Touch interviews Brangelina’s long-time maid, Anna Kowalski, who claims Angie cheated on Brad with a movie coach and he was “oblivious.”

Perhaps for that reason, she and Brad have pulled the plug on their once-committed relationship, and Angelina is packing up for an extended stay in Europe.

There, she will adopt another child. Solo. According to the National Enquirer, that is. They say she is "throwing her energy into a life apart from Brad." Sure.

Who needs Brad Pitt? Not Angelina Jolie, apparently, given her "affair with a teacher." Poor guy, sitting alone and texting. He's not gonna like when he reads this.

Angelina will begin production soon on The Tourist, which will film in Prague and Venice. Her brother James will supposedly help during the adoption process.

That's good. Life without Brad doesn't mean life in isolation.

According to recent tabloid nonsense, Brad and Angelina's nearly five-year relationship continues to buckle under months of stress, including a failed suicide attempt by Angelina and a frightening collapse of the beauty's weight.

She is also said to have physically attacked Brad when he made a cheating confession about ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. LOL. What will the tabs make up next?

We'll find out next Wednesday morning!

Life without Brad. Sounds lonely. Good thing it's not true.

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Brangelina gossip is the best.

Do these two actually do anything besides star in movies and spend time with their kids? Sounds like a great life, but it's not enough for Star and its ilk.

According to tabloids: Their marriage is an act; Angelina plays mind games; She wants baby #7, Brad moved out; Brad meets with Jennifer Aniston; Angelina had declared war on Jen; She contemplated suicide; She's plotting a revenge pregnancy.

That's only in the last three months, too!

The latest from the venerable writers at Star: Angelina Jolie has been cheating on Brad Pitt, and in turn, "the love is gone" from their hot relationship.

She's apparently "come clean" about other lovers (Johnny Depp, perhaps), and Brad said "I'm outta here" for the 12th time since mid-September.

These supermarket magazine covers never cease to amuse. Look at Brad on a motorcycle! That means "I'm outta here (to pick up something at the store)!"

In other news, Kim Kardashian and Beyonce have weight loss tricks, Brittany Murphy had demons and Charlie Sheen had a Christmas outburst that left his marriage to Brooke Mueller in tatters. Hey, at least one of those items is actually true!

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Like, OMG. Angelina Jolie was apparently thisclose to ending it all before Brad Pitt heroically saved her from a rash suicide attempt, a certain tabloid reports.

While we can't avoid giving the National Enquirer its due - they blew the lid off Isaiah Washington f-word gate, John Edwards' love child with Rielle Hunter and Tiger Woods' affair with Rachel Uchitel - we're not buying this for a second.

Whether you believe it or not is up to you, but the gossip rag reports that after recently falling into a deep depression, Angelina Jolie attempted suicide!

Fortunately, life partner Brad Pitt sprung into action to make sure the mother of his 147 children wasn't Taking Lives - wow, she walked into that one.

The sultry brunette beauty confessed to Brad that she was afraid her suicidal tendencies would return after learning he had made plans to move out.

That would seriously drive us to end it all too.

BRANGELINA BEDLAM! Phew, Brad saved Angie in the nick of time.

Not that this actually took place, mind you, but we're guessing when the Enquirer editors made it up, Jennifer Aniston somehow factored into the mix.

Fortunately (and laughably) Pitt assured her the separation was temporary, and their love would survive the test. This is Oscar-worthy material here.

"Brad was in France checking on their chateau recently, and Angelina was in Los Angeles with the kids when she called him in a panic," a friend divulged.

"She told him, 'When you're not around, I get these terrible feelings. I got the same feelings when I was younger, and that's when I tried to kill myself.'

"Angelina said, 'I feel lost without you. I'm being abandoned.'" Thankfully, though, Angelina Jolie is still among the living as of right now. Good job Brad!

Nice Brad reassured high-strung Angelina he wasn't leaving for good, even if they're apart, saying "I'll always be there for you and the kids, I promise.'"

More on her bitter showdown with Jen next week, we're sure, thanks to tabloids have an In Case of Slow Gossip Week, Create Brangelina Gossip policy.

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Are you having trouble with your sex life? Do you want to meet two of the world's most famous celebrities when they're in town?

If so, "artist" Daniel Edwards has the solution for you: therapy The Brangelina!

Separate Lives

The sculptor has carved a statue of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, naked and embracing one another, titled it "The Brangelina" and placed it inside an Oklahoma City home of the same name. For what possible reason? Says publicist Cory Allen:

"The 'Brangelina' sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie's relationship will persist in peoples' memories. Theirs is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton romance of our time."

We're not making this up: the creation is embedded with shards from wine glasses that Pitt and Jolie allegedly drank out of while celebrating their anniversary.

The statue above is installed in the bedroom ceiling of the new residence and is meant to inspire "sexual healing."

Is it also meant to inspire ridiculous stories about whatever couples sleeps underneath it?

Reportedly, the future owners of the house must promise to accommodate Brangelina any time the pair is in town visiting Brad's grandmother, who resides in the neighborhood.

Said the artist that came up with the idea for the house inspired by the world's most famous couple:

"I believe every home in America should become an 'honorary home' to our Superstars, in order to connect celebrities and regular people in spirit."

Forget spirit. Tiger Woods has been connecting with regular people in bed!

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Looks like Elin Woods' meltdown and subsequent roughing up of a cheating Tiger wasn't the only high-profile domestic rumble over Thanksgiving weekend.

Okay, it probably was. But a pair of celeb gossip tabloids are apparently trying to convince us that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are on the verge of collapse.

Unconvinced they've gotten the fake word out about Brangelina fighting, this week's theme is that they're REALLY fighting! Worse than you EVEN KNOW!

Last week, In Touch said Brad will reunite with Jennifer Aniston soon. At least that's consistent with this week's Brangelina "bitter holiday showdown" cover.

Apparently, Angelina insulted Brad’s parents so hard that he’s tempted to leave her. Whatever Angie said, rest assured ... it's worse than anyone knows.

Much Worse

A WAR TO END ALL WARS: No, seriously. Brangelina is fighting.

Rival Star, meanwhile, tells a similar tale of a Brangelina Thanksgiving gone haywire, resulting in more than an argument - try a fight that got the cops called!

Which we would've heard about, and didn't, but hey.

In non-Brangelina news, Britney Spears is apparently pregnant again (she wishes!!!) and Tiger Woods and his wife Elin got into some kind of argument.

Well, at least that last part's true.

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For whatever reason, the failed marriage of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is up there with Jennifer Aniston dying alone and a Robert Pattinson-Kristen Stewart wedding on the list of scandalous gossip stories people are dying to read.

If you're a celebrity gossip magazine or an enterprising author, why let facts get in the way? So thought the creator of the December 1 tell-all, Brangelina Exposed.

Ian Halperin, an investigative journalist and author of July's bestseller Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, Brangelina Exposed promises to explain how the seemingly perfect couple "successfully manipulated the public."

What have we been manipulated into, you ask? "Believing a glamorous fairytale that bears little resemblance to the reality of the pair's life together." Obviously.

Basically, the Brangelina marriage is an act. Stop us if you've heard this one.

First on Halperin's agenda: Pitt's marriage to Jennifer Aniston (who supposedly had a secret meeting with him lately) and the "real reason" for their huge split.

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ALL A SHAM: Or so books and tabloids would have you believe.

The heavily-sourced writer hones in on Jolie's "dark past," reporting "new details of her volatile relationship with and estrangement from her father Jon Voight.

Is that really news at this point? Does anyone care?

Angelina Jolie also battled suicidal impulses, heroin and sexual exploits on her way to becoming an Oscar-winning actress. Again, is this really book material?

Halperin will also introduce "the key figure behind the scenes who orchestrated her makeover into a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador." Anyone still awake?

At the present time, the author says Brangelina life is no fairy tale, and that a split may be coming - like, for real - before too long. Supposedly. Probably not.

"Jolie's personal lifestyle choices are not only affecting her growing family," a release says, "but causing serious and potentially irreparable tensions with Pitt."

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