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According to Star Magazine, who must have an entire firm of attorneys on retainer, celebrity power couple Brangelina is embroiled in scandal once again. 

Amazingly, Jennifer Aniston is not involved!

It's Brad Pitt doing the cheating this time - the magazine dubiously claims - with his gorgeous, much younger Cogan's Trade co-star Bella Heathcote.

The best thing about Star's latest made-up rumor is the wording:

Brangelina Scandal!

First off, why write “nude scandal" and not "sex scandal"?

Were they just hanging out naked, sharing drinks and conversation, but no bodily fluids? Second, why is the age difference important in a fake affair?

Finally, Angie flew in to break it up ... then dumps the kids on him!?

We're imagining her walking in on the naked party, kicking Bella out, chastising Brad Pitt, then ordering him to watch the kids while she gets a pedicure.

Thanks for the laughs, Star. You always make our week.

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The Jolie-Pitt family headed out to do some grocery shopping in their adopted home town of New Orleans, La., today. Brad, Ange and all six kids went!

Brad Pitt is in the city working on his latest project Cogan's Trade. Angelina, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne came along for the ride.

Mother, father and brood were all smiles on this lovely sunny day, even waving to admirers as they strolled to and from the market in plain sight of all:

Brad, Angelina and Six Kids!

Quick, name every Brangelina offspring, left to right!

Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is feeling awfully lonely.

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It's no vial of blood, but Angelina Jolie has presented a very special gift to Brad Pitt, symbolizing their love and describing, intimately, how she feels about him:

A diamond pendant engraved with a microscopic love message.

Exactly what Angelina has written on it is a secret, its creator tells the Daily Mail: "I cannot tell you what it says, and you would need a microscope to read it."

Brad and Angelina Pic

The pendant is based on Ancient Egyptian amulets that contained hidden messages: "The technology is quite new ... The hidden message is lasered on."

UK-based jeweler Robert Procop says he's also partnering with her on a jewelery line called The Style Of Jolie. Wonder what style that is. Controlling?

What do you think the microscopic message on Brad's pendant says? We may never know for sure, but Star will come up with something good. Our ideas:

  • If you so much as look at Jen I will castrate you.
  • Sell this thing, feed 130 Haitian refugees.
  • Angelina: One Oscar. Brad: No Oscars.
  • I'm pregnant with triplets.

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We will say it again. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are awesome.

Over the holidays, the globe-trotting, philanthropic pair visited an animal sanctuary in Namibia, where their first biological child was born.

When they departed, they left an astounding $2 million behind.

Brangelina in Africa

GIVING BACK: It's what Brangelina is becoming best known for.

The couple made that huge donation to the Naankuse Lodge and Wildlife Sanctuary in Namibia, the country in which daughter Shiloh, now 4, was born.

Of the donation in Shiloh's name, Angelina said, "We want her to be very involved and grow up with the understanding of her country of birth."

The pair often donates to humanitarian causes, including Doctors Without Borders and Global Action for Children, via the Jolie/Pitt foundation.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are always on the move. Their latest stop? Pitt's hometown of Springfield, Mo., where they spread good cheer ... and money.

Just days after celebrating Christmas in Namibia, the couple made a brief stopover at the St. John’s Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center in Springfield, Mo.

That's the place where Brad grew up.

Traveling Brangelina

"They called a little bit ahead, about an hour ahead, and requested to tour the pediatric center," hospital spokesperson Cora Scott said on Thursday.

"They stayed about 45 minutes. It was a very nice visit."

Pitt and Jolie, along with Pitt's brother and sister and their families, donated $1 million to St. John's Foundation for Community Health just last year.

They dedicated a pediatric cancer center to Pitt's mom.

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You gotta love Angelina Jolie gossip. It never ceases, and the extent to which tabloids will invent nonsense continues to reach new depths as the years go by.

Case in point: New Idea. That's apparently a magazine, and aptly-named, 'cause this definitely is a new twist. Brad Pitt didn't just nail Jennifer Aniston this time.

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant Again!

He was caught with a Jen look-alike! The horror!

ANGE'S FURY: We bet it was absolutely insane. And fake.

We know Angelina gets stabbed in the back 2-3 times a week, but this is nuts. How many more affairs with Aniston or Aniston doppelgangers can she tolerate?

Every time she turns around, Brad's plotting with his ex-wife to ruin Angelina's life. When he's not joining the mile high club, of course. What a player. And a d!ck.

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Marriage is not happening for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

They've made this abundantly clear with their comments and inaction over the years ... but there's one thing that could change their minds. Well, six things.

"I think it would be hard to say no to the kids," Angelina said this morning on Good Morning America in an excerpt of an interview airing tonight on Nightline.

Not that we should hold our breath, as it 's not a huge priority for them, either. "They're not asking," Jolie says. "They are very aware that nothing's missing."

Marriage or not, Jolie, who stars in the new spy thriller Salt, touches on other aspects of her family in the interview, including whether it will get any larger.

Sounds like Brangelina is torn about the issue.

OK! totally made this story up ... but it could actually happen someday!

"We always have this thing, first thing in the morning, where we're really, really tired, and we look at each other and we wonder, Are we ever going to get sleep?" the Salt actress says. "And yet we still love the idea of having more children."

Offering a glimpse into their daily routine, Jolie says she's better at disciplining girls, while Pitt is better at disciplining the boys. "I think girls and Daddy can just bat their eyes," she says. "And the boys, funnily enough, can kind of get me."

Asked if she and Brad will grow old together, Angelina doesn't hesitate: "Of course ... We wouldn't have six children if we weren't absolutely sure of that."

She also describes the pandemonium of ordinary events such as breakfast: "We're like bartenders. We're like waiters," she says of herself and her partner.

"But we still, I think, are able to do it because we manage to have a great laugh. We do it together, and we find fun in it, and because of that, it doesn't matter if you don't get enough sleep. It's an honor to take care of them."

Is she totally awesome or what?

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are so done. Come on, it could not be more obvious. After the 12th consecutive fight to end all fights, what more is there to say?

Even the big-name celebrity gossip tabloids took a rare break from bashing Brangelina this week, but not New Weekly and Famous, which apparently exist.

The two biggest stars in Hollywood split up - and shockingly, no one noticed until NW broke the news! What a scoop! Same with that police blowout. Wow.

There's apparently no limit to the number of times police are called to their home, and Ange moves out, or Brad is sneaking around with Jennifer Aniston.

Who cares if we've heard it 20 times before, or there's never any evidence to support these outrageous claims, they keep selling magazines (somehow).

Guess Angelina Jolie being awesome isn't as salacious of a story ...

FAMOUS-LY BAD REPORTING: Angelina is "sick of Brad's boozing." Elsewhere, Posh Spice's $1M proves she's Queen of all WAGs and the Glee cast was told NO SEX!

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After fake breaking them up for a few months now, a prominent celebrity gossip magazine has officially brought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie back together.

It's a reunion that is nothing short of heartwarming.

Earlier this week, in between takes of her latest film, the couple shared a very public kiss in front of photographers, LEAVING NO DOUBT that they are in love.

That's according to Star, which spent the better part of the last three months trying to convince us of the opposite, based on little to know factual information.

All is right with the world now, though. After their kids "begged them to stop fighting," Angelina and Brad have made peace and mended their "fractured" love.

Pretty easy to fix what ain't broke, no?

Brangelina Back in Love

BACK IN LOVE: Brangelina is back on, reports Star, which implies they were ever off. In other news, the twins are out of hiding, which implies they were somehow hiding.

"The change of scene and the fact that they're all together in one place has done wonders," a source said. “Angie believes she can actually be happy with Brad again.”

Brad even managed to bring Angie and her long-estranged dad, Jon Voight, together! Over the weekend, father and daughter enjoyed the beautiful sights of Venice.

That's where the Jolie-Pitts are based for Angie’s movie shoot, The Tourist, with Johnny Depp. Next week, Star will probably report on Depp cheating with Angelina.

That or Jennifer Aniston will come after Brad again. That lonely, pathetic hag just can't keep her mitts off her ex-husband in the tabloids for the past five years now.

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Haters try to keep them down, but Brangelina keeps on shining.

Angelina Jolie has not only donated money and time to Haiti, she bought partner Brad Pitt an olive tree - a symbol for peace and longevity - to mark Valentine's Day.

The star - who raises six kids (possibly with baby #7 come in order to save their love) with Brad - will surprise him on the romantic day with the 200-year-old plant.

A source said: "Angelina bought it from a nursery called The English Garden Centre in Valbonne, near their house. It's a very special tree and cost her a fortune."

Olive trees symbolize peace, longevity and stability and it is believed Angelina has bought the plant for Brad to cement their love and quash recent split rumors.

Brangelina Love

Brangelina haters, step off. Don't believe the hype. This love is the real deal.

The couple put on a solid show of unity at the Super Bowl in Florida on Sunday, taking their eight-year-old son Maddox to watch the annual NFL championship game.

They were also making out in public there - take that, tabloids!

The Valentine's Day gift may be an expensive purchase, but it's nothing new for pair - known for their lavish spending - who donated $1 million to Haiti relief efforts.

Who knows if the tree will set them free of speculation that a breakup is imminent, but it looks like these two may be happier and more normal than some think.

Who would have guessed?