Angelina Jolie is awesome. We've said it before, and we will again.

Week after week, celebrity gossip magazines will quote anonymous sources, stir up drama, paint an unflattering picture and try to convince us she is nothing but some callous, conniving, vile bitch who ruined the life of Jennifer Aniston.

Posted in: Celebrity Birthdays

At long, long last, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot, at least according to the venerable celebrity gossip scribes at OK! Weekly.

Sure, there's not a snowball's chance in hell this is happening, but why let mere fact thwart a good story paired with a romantic-looking stock photo?

Posted in: Brad Pitt

That Angelina Jolie bodyguard story from yesterday - in which the dude accuses her of being a heartless psycho bitch - can't possibly be true can it?

If you missed it, In Touch Weekly allegedly got one of Brad and Angie's former employees to spill the dirty beans about his, um, domineering ex-boss.

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Angelina Jolie Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

Angelina Jolie Quotes

I'm very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.

Angelina Jolie

Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already.

Angelina Jolie [after being asked if she's having twins]