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We hope you enjoyed the attention, Shiloh Nouvel.

You're on the verge of being replaced as the latest child in the Angelina Jolie brood. The lovely actress has reportedly filed papers to adopt a Vietnamese child, the country's top adoption official said Friday.

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A U.S. adoption agency representing Jolie filed the papers at Vietnam's International Adoption Agency, said Vu Duc Long, the agency's director.

"She just filed the papers this week," Long said.

In case you've been living in a cave for the last few years: Angelina and her partner, Brad Pitt, have three children: 5-year-old son Maddox, adopted from Cambodia; 2-year-old daughter Zahara, adopted from Ethiopia; and Shiloh, who was born to the couple in May.

Long would not name the U.S. adoption agency working with Jolie, who applied to adopt as a single parent.

Kim Porter, meanwhile, is not pleased that Angelina's actions could knock her and Diddy's adorable twins off the front page of the celebrity baby newspapers. But that's just life.

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Brad Pitt could learn a lot from James Rousseau.

The British model has somehow gotten Kate Bosworth to eat food - sadly, it seems as though Pitt may need to follow suit when it comes to his main squeeze.

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Reports are spreading that Angelina Jolie has had such a difficult time since moving to New Orleans in January that she's simply stopped eating.

It all began when the actress lost her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, to cancer last month.

The 5-foot-8 star now weighs 109 pounds, says a source close to the couple. "She isn't eating."

She's also "very lonely and desperate to make new friends," the same source states.

It's too bad Anna Nicole Smith passed away. She was also looking for a pal.

The source adds:

"Brad has been worried about her day and night. She has been under so much stress, and Brad is trying to be understanding."

He's also trying to understand how a one-legged woman can ever win Dancing with the Stars.

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No, we don't mean Jennifer Aniston should hide her next boyfriend from this actress.

And orphans from other nations probably shouldn't make plans to move in with Jordana Brewster just yet.

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But the newly engaged actress does have something in common with Angelina Jolie and fans around the television world will soon find out what it is:

Brewster will be reprising Jolie's role in Mr. and Mrs. Smith for an upcoming series.

That movie, of course, is where Angelina and Brad Pitt grew quite close.

So while no male co-star has been named yet, his significant other may wish to keep an eye on how he and Brewster interact.

There's just something about playing married hit men that draw actors close to one another.

The same goes for big breasts.

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Marcheline Bertrand, actress and mother of Angelina Jolie, died on Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

The 56-year-old Bertrand, who battled cancer for over seven-and-a-half years, was surrounded by her children, Angelina and son James Haven, as well as Jolie's partner, Brad Pitt.

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"Marcheline was beautiful, caring and totally devoted to her children. I never saw her upset or sad, even after she was diagnosed with cancer," Lea Hunter, who once dated Haven, told People magazine. "She always treated me like a member of her family."

Bertrand, who had small roles in movies including 1983's The Man Who Loved Women, raised Jolie and brother Haven by herself after divorcing their father, Oscar-winning actor Jon Voight, when Jolie was a toddler.

When Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born in May, Bertrand told People:

"My heart is overflowing with joy with the new arrival of Brad and Angelina's third child. Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh are deeply loved children. They have very kind and caring parents who love and support each other in every way."

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Zahara Jolie-Pitt is not pleased.

The adopted daughter of Brangelina just wants an ice cream cone.

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Merely a taste. One quick lick.

But Angelina Jolie is having none of it.

She sees what extra calories can do to previously thin, beautiful women. Why do you think Keira Knightley hasn't eaten dessert in 12 years?

Poor, powerless Brad Pitt, meanwhile, can only stand by and watch his daughter suffer. We thought he was stronger than that. But we may have the actor confused with his character in Fight Club.

In the end, Angelina, an ice cream cone isn't the end of the world. It's alcohol that's the Devil's beverage of choice. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

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To paraphrase his signature sign-off, Ryan Seacrest is out ... of patience for a certain beautiful actress.

E!'s resident red carpet monkey and host of American Idol was candid about his reaction to being brushed off during an interview before the Golden Globe Awards over the weekend.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Golden Globes

On his KIIS-FM radio show in L.A. on yesterday morning, the metrosexual was simply none too pleased with Angelina Jolie.

"I asked her four questions and she didn't even answer me," he said. "I literally stood there and tried to ask a couple of questions. At one point I just kind of let the E! microphone sit in front of her for a second to see if she was going to acknowledge it, and she clearly wanted nothing to do with me or my question or my answer or any of it."

Seacrest had nothing but nice things to say about, Brad Pitt, however. He was standing next to his baby's momma throughout the awkward interview.

"Brad was fantastic."

He continued: "I think doing good is fantastic. A lot of people are benefiting around the world from their doing of all of these nobles things. But smile."

Cohost Ellen K then came to Angie's defense saying: "Well, she has said that she finds all these award shows a waste of time and money."

"Well then don't go," Seacrest shot back. "Don't go. Don't go support your man. Don't go."

The man does make a point. Part of being famous involves putting on a fake smile and spouting cliches into a microphone.

Or making a sex tape, if you're Kim Kardashian.

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Only Brad Pitt could upstage Drew Brees.

While the latter has moved the New Orleans Saints to within one game of the Super Bowl, the former has simply moved into the city. And that's newsworthy enough.

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Pitt and his lovely ladyfriend, Angelina Jolie, have taken up residence in the city most besieged by Hurricane Katrina. Naturally, children - Maddox,5, Zahara, 2, and 7-month-old Shiloh - have joined them.

"We love it there," Jolie told Us Weekly at the Golden Globe Awards after confirming the move. "The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it."

So are locals, such as Jorge Palacios. The random dude said Jolie blended right in at a city restaurant the other night:

"No one at my table believed me when I told them it was her."

It's a good thing for Angelina that the Sports Gal wasn't anywhere in the vicinity.

Rest assured Brangelina will get to work with charities in the region. Aside from looking beautiful, it's what the couple does best.

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Angelina Jolie knows a thing or six dozen about adopting children from other countries.

Therefore, she can sympathize with Madonna, whose efforts to adopt 1-year-old David Banda from Malawi have sparked controversy.

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"I have been horrified by the attacks she's been subjected to," Jolie tells the French magazine Gala. "All that should count is the happiness of her little David."

Nevertheless, Jolie whose son Maddox, 5, and Zahara, who turned 2 on Monday, are from Cambodia and Ethiopia, respectively, has some criticism for the singer.

"Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where (David) was born," Jolie says. "It's a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal."

She would, however, steal the huband of Jennifer Aniston. But that's not really news anymore.

On Friday, Malawian child welfare official Adrina Mchiela said the government is satisfied with the way Madonna has been caring for David.

"We have been monitoring her and so far we see a loving mother in Madonna and David is very fine," she told Reuters.

In her interview with Gala, Jolie also talks about her relationship with Brad Pitt.

"Don't go repeating it whatever you do, but, yes I love him. I love him a lot," she says. "After I met him my life seemed more harmonious."

We assume that's how Nicole Richie felt once she discovered vomiting.

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We always knew Angelina Jolie was special.

The woman is gorgeous and generous.

Brange

Except maybe when it comes to stealing the husband of Jennifer Aniston. But anyway.

Turns out we had no idea just how unique Angelina was. Check out this depiction of the actress, alongside children Zahara, Maddox and Shiloh Nouvel.

It's known as "Blessed Art Thou" and the artist chose Jolie because:

...of her unavoidable presence in the media, the world-wide anticipation of her child, her 'unattainable' beauty and the good that she is doing in the world through her example ...

We don't wish to disrupt Brangelina here, but we do have one question for the woman behind this drawing, Kate Kretz:

Does the Lord not love Brad Pitt?

Perhaps we should save that question for Stephen Baldwin.

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For Brangelina, Christmas is no time to rest. If anything, it's a time to give back more than ever before.

The gorgeous couple spent its holiday, spending Monday handing out gifts to refugee children in the Costa Rican capital San Jose.

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"We had a wonderful Christmas both with the Costa Rican people and the Colombian refugee families we met," Angelina Jolie said in a statement. Her visit was part of her work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.

About 11,500 refugees have come to Costa Rica, most of them from Colombia, where an armed conflict between leftist guerrillas, soldiers and paramilitary forces has forced them to flee, says the UNHCR. All told, an estimated 3 million Colombians have been forced from their homes.

"The conflict in Colombia is the greatest humanitarian tragedy in the Western Hemisphere, but it receives very little international attention," the lady friend of Brad Pitt said after her arrival in San Jose.

"My Christmas message to Colombian refugees and to the millions of displaced people in Colombia is that the world has not totally forgotten them."

In San Jose, People magazine reports, Jolie and Pitt dropped in on several small businesses established by refugees thanks to UNHCR economic initiatives. They also talked with young refugees, learning about the problems they and their families have faced.

It was the sort of stuff that makes a Katie Rees sex scandal seem almost unimportant by comparison.

"It's been sad for me to hear so many negative stories that show confusion between refugees, who are the victims of the conflict, and some criminal elements," Jolie said.

Angelina Jolie Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

Angelina Jolie Quotes

I'm very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.

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Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already.

Angelina Jolie [after being asked if she's having twins]
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