We know we'll never top Saddam Hussein and Mel Gibson. Sometimes the stars are aligned, the anti-semitic remaks are flowing and everything just falls into place.

But we can't give up. That's why we've given Angelina Jolie and Vanessa Minnillo a pair of dark sunglasses, asked them to purse those full lips and admired the similiarities. The sexy, sexy similarities ...

One is already being trained to save the world, while the other may or may not exist. Both Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise will be kept warm this winter, however.

Swedish knitwear designer, Suss Cousins, has given Tinseltown's two most famous toddlers her gift of the yarn. Let's first take a look at Shiloh's new sweater, an outfit that features this newborn's face alongside Zahara, the adopted child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt:

Posted in: Tom Cruise

Move over, Angelina Jolie. People may wish to kiss you - all over! - but a recent poll conducted by the British magazine, Eve, ranks a former Sex and the City star above you as the most beautiful woman in the world. That's right, after spending years searching for her prince, Charlotte (aka Kristin Davis) could have her pick of the globe right now. She ranked first in the aforementioned survey, ahead of such jaw-droppers as Jolie, Halle Berry and Charlize Theron!

The Gossip could not uncover just what the Brits were smoking at the time of the poll, but all the women in the top ten are over 30 years old. Sorry, Lindsay and Jessica. Check out the results:

Posted in: Jennifer Aniston

Angelina Jolie Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

Angelina Jolie Quotes

I'm very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.

Angelina Jolie

Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already.

Angelina Jolie [after being asked if she's having twins]