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Forget a troop surge.

The Middle East better get ready for a beauty surge!

Angelina Jolie has landed in Iraq, and she's ready to do what George W. Bush never has: sound intelligent.

"There's lots of goodwill and lots of discussion, but there seems to be just a lot of talk at the moment, and a lot of pieces that need to be put together. I'm trying to figure out what they are," said the pregnant goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.

The feminine half of Brangelina added:

"What happens in Iraq and how Iraq settles in the years to come is going to affect the entire Middle East. And a big part of what it's going to affect, how it settles, is how these people are returned and settled into their homes and their community and brought back together and whether they can live together and what their communities look like.

It's in our best interest to address a humanitarian crisis on this scale because displacement can lead to a lot of instability and aggression."

Rumor has it if Jolie can't get the job done, Sylvie van der Vaart will be sent in next.

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Okay, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't exactly selling any children (although we hear she's willing to entertain an offer for Shiloh).

Instead, according to Us Weekly, the world's most beautiful couple is admittedly pregnant - but is waiting to reveal the official news until a celebrity gossip source ponies up the big bucks for an exclusive. Angelina and Brad would then donate the money to charity.

It's exactly what Jamie Lynn Spears did when she found out she was knocked up, only the exact opposite.

We're not sure how much Brangelina wants for this information, but The Hollywood Gossip staff could probably scrounge up a calzone or two. Maybe a Dunkin Donuts or iTunes card. Call us!

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Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?

At the SAG Awards last night, the actress was mum on the rumor that she has (presumable gorgeous) twins in her oven. And the dress Brad Pitt's better half wore to the ceremony didn't sway opinion one way or the other.

Unless, that is, you stare at Angelina's other pair of twins. Don't they seem larger than usual?

The big boobs have it! We say Angelina Jolie is pregnant!

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Angelina Jolie PregnantAccording to a less than reputable celebrity gossip tabloid, Angelina Jolie has been bitten by the pregnancy bug that's inflicting so many Hollywood beauties

We'll try to find out if the female half of Brangelina really has been drinking the same water as Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Camila Alves and Jamie Lynn Spears.

But, for now, Star magazine is reporting that Jolie canceled a long-scheduled trip to Europe because she's knocked up. With twins!

"Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic," a source said. "But I still think there will be more adoptions to come."

There are also reports that Angie has been making visits to the OB GYN office of the doctor who helped Nicole Richie through her recent pregnancy. We've heard they don't serve any food in that waiting room.

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According to Us Weekly, adopting a child and helping with rebuilding efforts in New Orleans earns a couple more points than posing naked, starring in a record-breaking movie and paying celebrity gossip photographers to snap contrived pictures of yourselves making out, on the beach, in pumpkin patches...

For shame.

The drawn out complaint above is based on the fact that the tabloid has named Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as its couple of the year. Its reasoning?

"America couldn't stop watching Jolie and Pitt as they juggled two hot careers and went from three kids to four (Pax, 4, joined in March)..."

Us Weekly Honor

We're big fans of Brangelina, but they're so 2006. This year truly belonged to a pair of younger, over-exposed couples:

Told of the snub - even Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes beat he and Montag out for second place - Pratt said:

"Brangelina can have this award. I still have an angel in Heidi Montag, the most beautiful girl in the entire world. Plus I will be running for governor of California in 2010."

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It's not as though seeing Angelina Jolie nude is a rare occurrence for fans.

See the photo below, or numerous sex scenes from a handful of movies this actress has starred in.

Nevertheless, the life partner of Brad Pitt and mother to Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax Thien said she "got a little shy" seeing herself in a simulated nude scene for her new computer-animated movie Beowulf.

"I was really surprised that I felt that exposed," Jolie said at a press conference for the movie.

Angelina Jolie Nude

"There are certain moments where I felt actually shy â€" and called home, just to explain that the fun movie that I had done that was digital animation was, in fact, a little different than [what] we expected," the actress continued.

Don't get excited, guys. It's not exactly at the level of the Amy Fisher sex tape. Jolie just didn't expect her role as a temptress killer lizard (yes, you read that correctly) to be so realistic.

"I didn't expect ourselves to come out as much. I didn't expect it to feel as real, and so because of especially the type of character I play, it was kind of funny at first."

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You may never get to see Angelina Jolie nude. But you will have a chance to lick the body of this gorgeous actress.

Sort of.

Brad Pitt, Cane

The Australian government is coming out with a postage stamp of the world's best looking couple. No, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're certainly not talking about you.

But The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Jolie, Brad Pitt and daughter Shiloh, will be reproduced from the cover of New Idea magazine and slapped onto a 50 cent stamp. We assume Maddox and Pax Thien are outraged by the snub.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Shiloh are gracing a stamp Down Under.

A New Idea spokesman said: "These stamps will become instantly collectible and sought after by philatelists around the country."

That's a fancy word for "stamp collectors." The same way that "Tyraists" is a fancy word for those that enjoy seeing Tyra Banks nude.

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Megan Fox is starring in the movie Transformers this summer.

But it looks to us as though this gorgeous actress is trying to transform herself in the Angelina Jolie in the meantime.

The seductive look. The shoulder blade tattoo. The attraction to Brad Pitt (what, Megan Fox is female, right?).

Megan Fox is an up and coming actress... one that's trying to resemble Angelina Jolie in every way possible.

Does this mean Fox will be adopting a brood of foreign kids any time soon? Or shedding her clothes like the Angelina of yesteryear (and the Tila Tequila of this year) in every film? It's hard to say for sure.

But Paul Sculfor wanna hide in the closet for a bit. If Fox is truly trying to emulate Jolie, no boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston is safe.

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Angelina Jolie better not be as down to earth as she seemed on The Daily Show last night. Otherwise, this woman is far too perfect.

Throughout the broadcast, Mrs. Brad Pitt seemed relaxed and easy going as she talked to Jon Stewart about the future of Brangelina. She was asked "how high we going, you think?" in terms of her and Brad's brood.

The response?

"It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14."

Wow. If Nicole Richie really is pregnant, she has a long way to go to catch up to Jolie in this regard. As well as pretty much every regard in life.

The actress has been in New York City promoting her new movie, A Mighty Heart, which premiered Wednesday.

Also on Thursday, Jolie appeared on CNN's Larry King Live, where she described raising the latest addition to her family, 3-year-old Pax Thien, whom she adopted from Vietnam in March (he joined Maddox, 5; Zahara, 2; and Shiloh, 1).

"He's wild. He's beautiful and wild," she said.

Looks like Jayden James Federline has to step up now if he wishes to remain in the headlines over this lovely, adopted celebrity baby.

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Did the Brangelina birthday celebration for Angelina Jolie match what the family put together for Shiloh Nouvel last month?

It would appear that way, as Brad Pitt went all-out to celebrate his lovely ladyfriend's 32nd birthday on June 4, filling their home in L.A.'s Los Feliz neighborhood with flowers.

He also surprised her with a gold ring adorned with the birthstones of their four children - Shiloh, Zahara, Maddox and Pax Thien - and treated her to a very special meal.

"He cooked an AMAZING dinner," a Jolie friend tells Us magazine. "She was so excited, she talked about [Brad's gifts] all day!"

Because waking up next to that gorgeous man every day isn't enough of a gift on its own.

Although they hit the red carpet together at the L.A. premiere of Ocean's Thirteen the next day, Pitt passed on the film's June 7 premiere in Chicago and instead joined Jolie for dinner with the father of Daniel Pearl (the slain reporter on whom her drama A Mighty Heart is based).

It was an important evening for the couple, one Jennifer Aniston is probably better off not reading about.

Then again, she has a stud muffin of her own to be spoiled by these days in the form of Paul Sculfor.

Angelina Jolie Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

Angelina Jolie Quotes

I'm very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.

Angelina Jolie

Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already.

Angelina Jolie [after being asked if she's having twins]
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