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Brad Pitt may need to stop playing the doting father role to Shiloh and Pax Thien for a few minutes.

If the hunky actor doesn't look up soon, he may never see the other half of Brangelina is his arms again.

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie Tabloid Cover

After all, check out what transpired on the afternoon of April 27: Angelina Jolie made her directorial debut at the Tribeca Film Festival with her documentary about daily life around the globe, A Place in Time.

But Jolie's real show, however, didn't begin until later that night.

After an official bash at Hotel Gansevoort â€" where the star drank wine and, a source tells Us Magazine, was "really outgoing and very chatty" â€" the supposed stay-at-home mom headed to a small VIP afterparty at nearby eatery Gin Lane.

Among the guests there? Actor Olivier Martinez, a participant in the documentary and her costar in the awful 2004 thriller Taking Lives, with whom Jolie reportedly had a fling at the time. It would be like Stavros Niarchos running into Paris Hilton. Or Mary-Kate Olsen. Or Hilary Duff.

But back to Angelina: Encouraged by a group of drummers, the actress eventually began waving her arms around. But it wasn't until Jolie started dancing for Martinez that things got really wild.

"She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, " said a witness. "She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way."

Another partygoer describes it as "very, very flirty."

Which makes us very, very concerned. Sure, this could be an exaggerated piece of celebrity gossip ... but what if it's not? What if the most beautiful couple in the world doesn't make it? Who can we look to next as the model relationship?

Hayden Panettiere and Stephen Colletti?

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It's a battle of Hollywood vs. Bollywood!

While most readers are familiar with the pair known as "Brangelina" in the States, a contender is emerging from abroad for the title of Hottest, Coolest Couple on the Planet. And no, it isn't David and Victoria Beckham.

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Over the weekend, Bollywood stars Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan finally tied the knot after months of hype.

And while Bachchan didn't cheat on Jennifer Aniston during his courtship of the former Miss World, the love birds are still being compared to a certain powerful pair of actors in America.

Does Angelina Jolie have the strength to compete with Aishwarya after months spent adopting another child and not eating? And can Brad Pitt stave off the popularity of Abhishek? Or is the Hollywood hunk too busy playing the role of cute father to Shiloh Nouvel?

Only time will tell. In the meantime, Katie Price, her huge boobs and her husband, Peter Andre, will be doing all they can to make a similarly big name for themselves across the world.

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In a recent analysis of Brangelina, all four children were picked apart and defined by their age. But what about the heads of the household?

Specifically, Angelina Jolie and her recent weight issues?

The Nanny Tells All

James Haven says that his sister has lost her famous curves because she is still mourning the death of their mother, who passed away in January.

"Angie has become very thin because she's grieving," Haven told the British publication The Mail on Sunday. "It's even difficult for her to eat. I keep saying to her, 'Don't forget to eat.'"

Marcheline Bertrand provided stability in her children's lives after separating from Jon Voight in 1976, shortly after Angelina's birth. As a result, her passing has been particularly hard on Haven and Jolie.

"But you know she doesn't pay much attention to food anyway and she's been going through a process of grief like me," Haven said.

"She has not wanted to eat, nor has she been able to."

We know it sounds like he was referring to Keira Knightley, but Jolie is still the focus here.

Part of the reason for the new mom of Pax Thien has a loss of appetite may stem from the fact that she associates cooking with her mother's memory.

"There was very much that home feeling when we came back from school," Haven said. "Angie and I would walk in and comment on how we could smell things cooking and baking in the kitchen.

"Or she'd be in the middle of cooking and pick up a carrot and teach us about the vegetable or the fruit so that it was visual as well. Angie is now the same with her kids."

Indeed, you'll never be able to fool Maddox or Shiloh Nouvel into thinking a cucumber is a watermelon. Just go ahead and try it.

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Oops.

Angelina Jolie has apologized for exposing her new son to the media frenzy that greeted them in Vietnam â€" and has vowed to focus on her growing family and be a stay-at-home mom.

Angelina Jolie at SAG Awards

"I will stay at home to help [Pax Thien Jolie] to his new life," Jolie told Friday's Ho Chi Ming City Law newspaper, according to a translation on the Associated Press. "I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother."

Jolie and her new son went through an emotional introduction at Thursday's formal welcoming ceremony, during which the 3-year-old Vietnamese boy started crying when his new mom knelt down to talk to him.

Soon enough, fortunately, he was playing with Maddox.

As for all the attention brought to her new son, Jolie tells the newspaper: "Photographs and press coverage will make him upset. I'm very worried about that. I would like to say I'm sorry for bringing this into Pax's life."

But in answering those who have questioned the adoption, Jolie says, "Everyone would agree that children need to have a family. I have the ability to help children fulfill that desire. Why should I say no?"

She makes a good point. Perhaps Brangelina could adopt Jayden James, too. He needs it.

Pax, whose given name before he was adopted was Pham Quang, is the fourth child for the actress and her partner, Brad Pitt. Their brood includes Maddox, who was adopted from Cambodia, Zahara, 2, who was adopted from Ethiopia, and 10-month-old Shiloh, who was born to the couple last year.

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Angelina Jolie has successfully completed the adoption process for her new son.

The three-year-old boy was picked up at 9 a.m. local time after Jolie recieved the official adoption agreement from the Tam Binh orphanage where the boy has been residing since November of 2003.

Brange

Local press claim that that the boy is named Pham Quang Sang and will be renamed Pax Thien Jolie.

His birth name means "light" in Vietnamese and Thien means "heaven." Vietnamese press also report that Jolie's new son cried and hid during the official ceremony, and that the actress comforted him.

Jolie's other adopted son, Maddox, was also present. They're pictured arriving in Vietnam here.

The Oscar-winning actress must now meet with U.S. consular officials who must review the adoption before a passport can be issued for the boy. From there, it's just a matter of how tightly Brad Pitt hugs his latest son.

If all goes according to plan, the 31-year-old actress could bring the child home by the weekend, meaning all future Brangelina reservations would have to be made for six.

The boy is reportedly healthy, friendly and a little bit shy, they said. He gets along well with other children and loves to play soccer. So he'll fit right in to this fun-loving brood!

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In a harrowing, real life drama that rivals any of her movies, Angelina Jolie, admits to News of the World that authorities in a foreign country she won't name uncovered an elaborate plan to abduct the actress.

"It was in a small village. I won't say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom, " Jolie confesses to the British paper. "I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily."

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Golden Globes

As a result of the incident, Brad Pitt has expressed concern for the safety of the couple's family, including children Maddox, 5, two-year old Zahara, and nine-month-old Shiloh Nouvel.

"I don't want to act like the Mother Teresa of Hollywood," Jolie says. "But I want to help where there is poverty and destruction. I love Brad very much and on our trips we pull together as a team. Things only get difficult when it affects our children."

The protective parents do try to shield their children from the dangers of the world, such as kidnapping or interactions with Sienna Miller.

Still, this won't stop the mother-on-a-mission from traveling to underprivileged countries in an effort to fight injustice. Jolie became an ambassador for the UN in August 2001 and has since been to more than 20 countries around the world on its behalf.

Jolie and Pitt are currently in the process of expanding their family, as they plan to adopt a toddler from Vietnam. Jolie credits motherhood with making her a better person.

"It made me feel like a complete woman," she says. "At times in my life I was lost, without a purpose, now I'm more grounded."

Okay, that settles it: Someone get Hilary Duff a kid ASAP before she stars selling herself on a street corner.

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We hope you enjoyed the attention, Shiloh Nouvel.

You're on the verge of being replaced as the latest child in the Angelina Jolie brood. The lovely actress has reportedly filed papers to adopt a Vietnamese child, the country's top adoption official said Friday.

Angelina Cheating on Brad!

A U.S. adoption agency representing Jolie filed the papers at Vietnam's International Adoption Agency, said Vu Duc Long, the agency's director.

"She just filed the papers this week," Long said.

In case you've been living in a cave for the last few years: Angelina and her partner, Brad Pitt, have three children: 5-year-old son Maddox, adopted from Cambodia; 2-year-old daughter Zahara, adopted from Ethiopia; and Shiloh, who was born to the couple in May.

Long would not name the U.S. adoption agency working with Jolie, who applied to adopt as a single parent.

Kim Porter, meanwhile, is not pleased that Angelina's actions could knock her and Diddy's adorable twins off the front page of the celebrity baby newspapers. But that's just life.

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Brad Pitt could learn a lot from James Rousseau.

The British model has somehow gotten Kate Bosworth to eat food - sadly, it seems as though Pitt may need to follow suit when it comes to his main squeeze.

Brad Pitt With Angelina

Reports are spreading that Angelina Jolie has had such a difficult time since moving to New Orleans in January that she's simply stopped eating.

It all began when the actress lost her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, to cancer last month.

The 5-foot-8 star now weighs 109 pounds, says a source close to the couple. "She isn't eating."

She's also "very lonely and desperate to make new friends," the same source states.

It's too bad Anna Nicole Smith passed away. She was also looking for a pal.

The source adds:

"Brad has been worried about her day and night. She has been under so much stress, and Brad is trying to be understanding."

He's also trying to understand how a one-legged woman can ever win Dancing with the Stars.

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No, we don't mean Jennifer Aniston should hide her next boyfriend from this actress.

And orphans from other nations probably shouldn't make plans to move in with Jordana Brewster just yet.

Angelina Jolie Rules Brad Pitt

But the newly engaged actress does have something in common with Angelina Jolie and fans around the television world will soon find out what it is:

Brewster will be reprising Jolie's role in Mr. and Mrs. Smith for an upcoming series.

That movie, of course, is where Angelina and Brad Pitt grew quite close.

So while no male co-star has been named yet, his significant other may wish to keep an eye on how he and Brewster interact.

There's just something about playing married hit men that draw actors close to one another.

The same goes for big breasts.

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Marcheline Bertrand, actress and mother of Angelina Jolie, died on Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

The 56-year-old Bertrand, who battled cancer for over seven-and-a-half years, was surrounded by her children, Angelina and son James Haven, as well as Jolie's partner, Brad Pitt.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

"Marcheline was beautiful, caring and totally devoted to her children. I never saw her upset or sad, even after she was diagnosed with cancer," Lea Hunter, who once dated Haven, told People magazine. "She always treated me like a member of her family."

Bertrand, who had small roles in movies including 1983's The Man Who Loved Women, raised Jolie and brother Haven by herself after divorcing their father, Oscar-winning actor Jon Voight, when Jolie was a toddler.

When Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born in May, Bertrand told People:

"My heart is overflowing with joy with the new arrival of Brad and Angelina's third child. Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh are deeply loved children. They have very kind and caring parents who love and support each other in every way."

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