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Angelina Jolie PregnantAccording to a less than reputable celebrity gossip tabloid, Angelina Jolie has been bitten by the pregnancy bug that's inflicting so many Hollywood beauties

We'll try to find out if the female half of Brangelina really has been drinking the same water as Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Camila Alves and Jamie Lynn Spears.

But, for now, Star magazine is reporting that Jolie canceled a long-scheduled trip to Europe because she's knocked up. With twins!

"Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic," a source said. "But I still think there will be more adoptions to come."

There are also reports that Angie has been making visits to the OB GYN office of the doctor who helped Nicole Richie through her recent pregnancy. We've heard they don't serve any food in that waiting room.

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According to Us Weekly, adopting a child and helping with rebuilding efforts in New Orleans earns a couple more points than posing naked, starring in a record-breaking movie and paying celebrity gossip photographers to snap contrived pictures of yourselves making out, on the beach, in pumpkin patches...

For shame.

The drawn out complaint above is based on the fact that the tabloid has named Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as its couple of the year. Its reasoning?

"America couldn't stop watching Jolie and Pitt as they juggled two hot careers and went from three kids to four (Pax, 4, joined in March)..."

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We're big fans of Brangelina, but they're so 2006. This year truly belonged to a pair of younger, over-exposed couples:

Told of the snub - even Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes beat he and Montag out for second place - Pratt said:

"Brangelina can have this award. I still have an angel in Heidi Montag, the most beautiful girl in the entire world. Plus I will be running for governor of California in 2010."

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It's not as though seeing Angelina Jolie nude is a rare occurrence for fans.

See the photo below, or numerous sex scenes from a handful of movies this actress has starred in.

Nevertheless, the life partner of Brad Pitt and mother to Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax Thien said she "got a little shy" seeing herself in a simulated nude scene for her new computer-animated movie Beowulf.

"I was really surprised that I felt that exposed," Jolie said at a press conference for the movie.

Angelina Jolie Nude

"There are certain moments where I felt actually shy â€" and called home, just to explain that the fun movie that I had done that was digital animation was, in fact, a little different than [what] we expected," the actress continued.

Don't get excited, guys. It's not exactly at the level of the Amy Fisher sex tape. Jolie just didn't expect her role as a temptress killer lizard (yes, you read that correctly) to be so realistic.

"I didn't expect ourselves to come out as much. I didn't expect it to feel as real, and so because of especially the type of character I play, it was kind of funny at first."

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You may never get to see Angelina Jolie nude. But you will have a chance to lick the body of this gorgeous actress.

Sort of.

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The Australian government is coming out with a postage stamp of the world's best looking couple. No, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're certainly not talking about you.

But The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Jolie, Brad Pitt and daughter Shiloh, will be reproduced from the cover of New Idea magazine and slapped onto a 50 cent stamp. We assume Maddox and Pax Thien are outraged by the snub.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Shiloh are gracing a stamp Down Under.

A New Idea spokesman said: "These stamps will become instantly collectible and sought after by philatelists around the country."

That's a fancy word for "stamp collectors." The same way that "Tyraists" is a fancy word for those that enjoy seeing Tyra Banks nude.

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Megan Fox is starring in the movie Transformers this summer.

But it looks to us as though this gorgeous actress is trying to transform herself in the Angelina Jolie in the meantime.

The seductive look. The shoulder blade tattoo. The attraction to Brad Pitt (what, Megan Fox is female, right?).

Megan Fox is an up and coming actress... one that's trying to resemble Angelina Jolie in every way possible.

Does this mean Fox will be adopting a brood of foreign kids any time soon? Or shedding her clothes like the Angelina of yesteryear (and the Tila Tequila of this year) in every film? It's hard to say for sure.

But Paul Sculfor wanna hide in the closet for a bit. If Fox is truly trying to emulate Jolie, no boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston is safe.

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Angelina Jolie better not be as down to earth as she seemed on The Daily Show last night. Otherwise, this woman is far too perfect.

Throughout the broadcast, Mrs. Brad Pitt seemed relaxed and easy going as she talked to Jon Stewart about the future of Brangelina. She was asked "how high we going, you think?" in terms of her and Brad's brood.

The response?

"It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14."

Wow. If Nicole Richie really is pregnant, she has a long way to go to catch up to Jolie in this regard. As well as pretty much every regard in life.

The actress has been in New York City promoting her new movie, A Mighty Heart, which premiered Wednesday.

Also on Thursday, Jolie appeared on CNN's Larry King Live, where she described raising the latest addition to her family, 3-year-old Pax Thien, whom she adopted from Vietnam in March (he joined Maddox, 5; Zahara, 2; and Shiloh, 1).

"He's wild. He's beautiful and wild," she said.

Looks like Jayden James Federline has to step up now if he wishes to remain in the headlines over this lovely, adopted celebrity baby.

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Did the Brangelina birthday celebration for Angelina Jolie match what the family put together for Shiloh Nouvel last month?

It would appear that way, as Brad Pitt went all-out to celebrate his lovely ladyfriend's 32nd birthday on June 4, filling their home in L.A.'s Los Feliz neighborhood with flowers.

He also surprised her with a gold ring adorned with the birthstones of their four children - Shiloh, Zahara, Maddox and Pax Thien - and treated her to a very special meal.

"He cooked an AMAZING dinner," a Jolie friend tells Us magazine. "She was so excited, she talked about [Brad's gifts] all day!"

Because waking up next to that gorgeous man every day isn't enough of a gift on its own.

Although they hit the red carpet together at the L.A. premiere of Ocean's Thirteen the next day, Pitt passed on the film's June 7 premiere in Chicago and instead joined Jolie for dinner with the father of Daniel Pearl (the slain reporter on whom her drama A Mighty Heart is based).

It was an important evening for the couple, one Jennifer Aniston is probably better off not reading about.

Then again, she has a stud muffin of her own to be spoiled by these days in the form of Paul Sculfor.

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Sorry, fellas no Angelina Jolie nude photos here.

But if The Hollywood Gossip did possess these rare commodities, apparently we could get the actress to open up.

"I don't know how he does it, but ... I talk a lot in the bath," Jolie tells Marie Claire magazine for its July issue, in reference to how boyfriend Brad Pitt gets her to chat. "It's easier to talk when you're naked ... Get naked with me, and I'll talk!"

Is that an invitation, Angelina? We know Joslyn Noel Morse would accept it, but so would we.

Jolie, who had been a single mother to her son Maddox before meeting Pitt, also says she's so grateful for the actor's presence in the lives of her kids.

"I'm so happy for my children â€" especially Mad," Jolie tells the magazine, which hits newsstands June 12. "I didn't know if he was ever going to have a dad. So when I watch them having real strong father-son time, or even when Mad tells me, 'This is a boy thing, Mom' â€" it's just really beautiful to see."

Of course, Maddox, is just one of many that comprise the Brangelina brood. There's also Jolie Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1, and Pax Thien, 3, who was legally given the last name Jolie-Pitt last week.

As for her own relationship with Pitt, Jolie says that their connection has grown over time â€" despite many changes in their family life.

"I think we both went on a lot of faith â€" we really did," she says. "Our family has grown very quickly, and we have a lot of responsibility together, and we acknowledge that we are lucky we turned out be for each other everything we'd hoped. We could have been very wrong, but every challenge we hit has brought us closer. It has been that kind of relationship."

At times like this, you can only hope Jennifer Aniston isn't reading.

Jolie, who recently said she plans to take a year off work, also tells the magazine that her career helps her in her personal life, too.

"My work has always been a great way for me to deal with things in my life," she says â€" especially when it came to her new movie A Mighty Heart, in which she plays the real-life Mariane Pearl, widow of slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl.

"Focusing on that story on a daily basis, you certainly don't worry about your life," she says in excerpts provided by the magazine. "I mean, there isn't a better film to make you hyperaware that you should complain about nothing."

We hope Victoria Beckham is keeping that in mind the next time she whines about celebrity gossip sites.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's latest family addition has officially taken their surnames.

A Santa Monica court on Thursday approved Pax Thien Jolie's name change to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, a court clerk confirms to People magazine. The name is a mouthful, but at least the child is adorable. And visible, unlike Jayden James Federline.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Get Married!

Pax, 3, was adopted from a Vietnamese orphanage in March, joining Pitt and Jolie's children Maddox, 5, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1.

Because Vietnamese law makes it difficult for unmarried couples to adopt, Jolie adopted Pax on her own, but he is being raised by both her and Pitt. In April, Jolie formally requested that the court change her new son's name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

In January 2006, after Jolie made a similar request in the same court, her other adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, were officially named Jolie-Pitt. The decisions have worked out, at least according to celebrity gossip fans.

After all, Jolie is not currently receiving many votes on our Worst Celebrity Mother poll.

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Before the world sees Angelina Jolie in her most difficult role to date - portraying the wife of slain journalist, Daniel Pearl, in A Mighty Heart - the actress talked with NBC.

The Nanny Tells All

While the actress didn't comment on pictures of Pamela Anderson nude, here's what she did have to say:

On meeting Mariane Pearl when she was pregnant with Shiloh:
"As much as I was kind of waddling around and feeling the heat...I couldn't help but look over at this woman and think, God, she is where I'm at now...but I have this man with me who's helping me through this and loves me...How is this woman physically dealing with trying to maintain her strength and take care of this baby that's inside of her, working so hard."

On the responsibility of playing someone real:
"...The day before we started shooting...I hardly slept and I was in a panic...I had gotten to know [Mariane] and I'd gotten to know their son. And the thought that he would see this one day. It was my responsibility to not just show the world, but also show him how much his mother loved his father and how much they loved each other."

On ever-present rumors in the press about her and Brad Pitt
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"There's nothing I have to hide or defend...you know, I'm gonna live my life. And there are gonna be times when people wanna try to attack me and I don't know why, but they will. And that's okay....There are other things I'm more concerned about...My kids are healthy. I have a lot I want to do in this world...I'm gonna be dead one day. And what people say about me is gonna be what I accomplished and what I did in my life and how my children are."

They'll also compare her and Pitt to Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan. It's inevitable.

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