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Seen here at the Cannes Film Festival - alongside Kung Fu Panda costars Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black - Angelina Jolie makes clear what's been known for weeks:

She's pregnant! With twins!

Celebrity gossip photographers don't care much about Hoffman or Black. All attention is on the best looking pregnant woman in the planet.

Congrats, Brangelina!

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The sky is the limit when it comes to how much money celebrities are being paid to pimp out their babies in celebrity news and gossip magazines nowadays.

After paying Christina Aguilera $1.5 million in February for shots of her newborn son, Max, People shelled out a whopping $6 million to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for photos of their newborn twins, Max and Emme.

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One celebrity news editor, who asked to remain anonymous, said:

"It's at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photos."

Pregnant celebrities are now "treating this like a game," said National Enquirer Executive Editor Barry Levine.

"It's become big business now," Levine said. "It's outrageous, they've gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celebrity enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it's impossible to obtain a photo illegally."

Brangelina made (then gave away) millions from selling photos of Shiloh.

Levine said stars now realize that having a child in this celebrity news media era is "akin to getting a role in a movie."

Celebrity gossip publications don't mind - they recoup money over time with magazine sales, Web hits, and by re-selling the photos overseas.

Angelina Jolie, rumored to be carrying twins, could trump all celebrities by commanding $10 million for the first photos of the babies, Levine said.

"That's where the market is right now," he said. "When I was the editor of Star in L.A., we bought photos of Lisa Marie Presley's baby back in 1989 for $100,000, and at the time I thought it was outrageous. Now it's chump change."

American Media Editorial Director Bonnie Fuller said that the celebrity baby photo payouts just keep escalating: "If J.Lo really did get $6 million, then I think Angelina can now command $8 million," Fuller said. "The magazines must look at it as a long-term investment, but I think it'll cap out at a certain point."

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Angelina Jolie has a baby bump the size of Simon Cowell's ego.

Her belly is growing at a faster pace than the line of Eliot Spitzer detractors.

Angelina Jolie: It's Twins!

The actress' vagina will soon be on display in a gynecological office the same way as that of Jenn Sterger is on display in Playboy.

No? Was the last one too much? The point is this: Angelina Jolie is pregnant and we're happy for her.

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We broke this celebrity gossip story a few weeks ago, but the photo below confirms it:

Angelina Jolie is pregnant!

Brangelina and the Twins!

Check out the lovely actress and her fairly handsome side kick, Brad Pitt, at a recent Spirit Awards appearance:

Congratulations to the entire Brangelina brood. Pretty soon, they'll be able to field an immediate family softball team.

In other baby bump news, check out that of Camila Alves now.

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Forget a troop surge.

The Middle East better get ready for a beauty surge!

Angelina Jolie has landed in Iraq, and she's ready to do what George W. Bush never has: sound intelligent.

"There's lots of goodwill and lots of discussion, but there seems to be just a lot of talk at the moment, and a lot of pieces that need to be put together. I'm trying to figure out what they are," said the pregnant goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.

The feminine half of Brangelina added:

"What happens in Iraq and how Iraq settles in the years to come is going to affect the entire Middle East. And a big part of what it's going to affect, how it settles, is how these people are returned and settled into their homes and their community and brought back together and whether they can live together and what their communities look like.

It's in our best interest to address a humanitarian crisis on this scale because displacement can lead to a lot of instability and aggression."

Rumor has it if Jolie can't get the job done, Sylvie van der Vaart will be sent in next.

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Okay, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't exactly selling any children (although we hear she's willing to entertain an offer for Shiloh).

Instead, according to Us Weekly, the world's most beautiful couple is admittedly pregnant - but is waiting to reveal the official news until a celebrity gossip source ponies up the big bucks for an exclusive. Angelina and Brad would then donate the money to charity.

It's exactly what Jamie Lynn Spears did when she found out she was knocked up, only the exact opposite.

We're not sure how much Brangelina wants for this information, but The Hollywood Gossip staff could probably scrounge up a calzone or two. Maybe a Dunkin Donuts or iTunes card. Call us!

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Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?

At the SAG Awards last night, the actress was mum on the rumor that she has (presumable gorgeous) twins in her oven. And the dress Brad Pitt's better half wore to the ceremony didn't sway opinion one way or the other.

Unless, that is, you stare at Angelina's other pair of twins. Don't they seem larger than usual?

The big boobs have it! We say Angelina Jolie is pregnant!

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Angelina Jolie PregnantAccording to a less than reputable celebrity gossip tabloid, Angelina Jolie has been bitten by the pregnancy bug that's inflicting so many Hollywood beauties

We'll try to find out if the female half of Brangelina really has been drinking the same water as Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Camila Alves and Jamie Lynn Spears.

But, for now, Star magazine is reporting that Jolie canceled a long-scheduled trip to Europe because she's knocked up. With twins!

"Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic," a source said. "But I still think there will be more adoptions to come."

There are also reports that Angie has been making visits to the OB GYN office of the doctor who helped Nicole Richie through her recent pregnancy. We've heard they don't serve any food in that waiting room.

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