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When Andy Samberg wins a prize from a cereal box for a boat trip for three, he obviously selects himself, his BFF Akiva Schaffer ... and rapper T-Pain.

The trio then proceeds to sing a highly aggressive, profane rap song about livin' large, rollin' like P-I-M-P-S and, well, sailing on a m@therf*%kin' boat.

It all makes for yet another hilarious Saturday Night Live Digital Short.

NOTE: Much like another memorable recent Digital Short, in which Andy had issues in his pants, the lyrics are extremely vulgar and may not be suitable for all readers.

Follow the jump to view with caution:

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We've seen a lot as lifetime Saturday Night Live fans, but were still a little surprised you could say this on TV. It's very much like "D!ck in a box," only worse.

And by worse, we obviously mean better.

The comedy group Lonely Island (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone) debuted the song, "Jizz In My Pants," on SNL this weekend. Yes, it's called that.

We don't know what's more absurd - the rampant o-faces throughout, or the fact that if you happened to hear this song in a club, you wouldn't even bat an eye.

NOTE: Due to the name of the two-and-a-half-minute Digital Short, which also serves as its primary lyrics, you may not want to watch this in a public place ...

Watch for the cameos by supermodel Molly Sims, actress Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Andy Samberg's former SNL video collaborator himself, Justin Timberlake!

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Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg portrayed Mark Wahlberg in a skit called "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals" on the show's October 11 episode.

Despite - or perhaps because of - the surreal and ridiculous concept of the skit, Samberg's dead-on imitation of Marky Mark makes it pretty funny.

Well, the real Mark Wahlberg apparently has no sense of humor, bashing the show in a recent interview with the New York Post, then only half-jokingly threatening to beat up Samberg on the Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night.

Here's the SNL skit, followed by Wahlberg's response on Kimmel:


Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals

Follow the jump for Mark Wahlberg's assessment of Samberg's impression of him. Good thing for Andy, the skit wasn't called Rhea Durham Talks to Animals ...

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Yup, the headline pretty much tells you all there is to know. This SNL Digital Short starring Andy Samberg - the genius who brought you "D!ck in a Box" and "Iran So Far" - may be the dumbest thing you've ever seen, but at the same time, it's really hard not to laugh. Great cameos by Jon Bon Jovi and the Foo Fighters too!

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You know, despite different appearances, Andy Samberg and Kevin Federline are very much the same in the end. Both are blessed with impressive talents - Andy Samberg at comedy, K-Fed at making kids. To each their own.

Perhaps it is fitting, then, that Andy Samberg opened up the most recent episode of Saturday Night Live with a funny impersonation of the great FedEx man. It's no "Iran So Far," but Samberg once again proves he's the star of SNL.

Kevin Federline and Britney Spears Photo

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No matter what they say... kids gotta eat, yo! That's right. You heard it here. Kevin Federline is slightly more responsible than Britney Spears! Word up.

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You might know Andy Samberg as the Saturday Night Live star who won awards and millions of laughs for "D!ck in a Box," his SNL Digital Short with Justin Timberlake.

His latest effort, "Iran So Far," might be even more ridiculous.

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In this three-minute music video featuring Adam Levine on backing vocals, Samberg professes his undying love for - who else - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the leader of Iran, who visited New York City recently amid massive controversy.

You can deny the Holocaust all you want, Andy Samberg tells Mahmoud (played by SNL cast member Fred Armisen) but you can't deny the chemistry between me and you. Check out the video - and look for a cameo by Jake Gyllenhaal!

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"You say there are no gays in Iran ... but you in New York now, baby!"

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Just when it seemed as though Kellie Pickler and Jordin Tootoo would have the Hot New Celebrity Couple title to themselves for at least one day, along comes the following news:

Natalie Portman might be dating Andy Samberg.

Natalie Portman and Husband?

A source tells Us Weekly that the 25-year-old actress is dating the Saturday Night Live star, who has also been linked with Kirsten Dunst (but what shaggy-haired star hasn't been?).

Portman appeared opposite Samberg in a hilarious rap video - which was almost as funny as the Samberg/Justin Timberlake classic Dick in a Box - mocking her Little Miss Perfect persona when she hosted SNL in March 2006, but she didn't begin seeing him until after she and longtime on-and-off beau Gael García Bernal recently split.

"If Andy is dating Natalie, I'm extremely jealous," Samberg's castmate, Kenan Thompson said.

In other Hollywood dating news:

Thank you and have a nice day.

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Justin Timberlake is taking "D!ck in a Box" - his Saturday Night Live hit from a few weeks back - on the road, and he's invited his music video co-star, Andy Samberg, to join him.

The hilarious duo plan to reunite onstage at Madison Square Garden during Timberlake's concerts this week to sing the tune for a live audience.

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis Photo

A rep for Timberlake responded, "There may be a lot of surprises at Justin's show."

Like something in a box, perhaps? If you haven't seen it before, below is the SNL skit with Justin and Andy (who's been rumored to be hooking up with Kirsten Dunst of late).

Turn up the volume (and don't watch this at work)!

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Kirsten Dunst is one wild, single gal these days. According to the New York Daily News, Jake Gyllenhaal's ex has been trying to drown her sorrows by living it up - and she certainly gets an "A" for effort, if you know what we're saying.

We're saying she's been linked to three gentlemen whose first names start with "A." All of them have some seriously shaggy hair, too!

Kirsten Dunst Image

Last Thursday, she ran into Adrian Grenier - whom the tabloids reported she hooked up with on January 20 - at a lower East Side restaurant, Freeman's. Dunst and the Entourage star were "not together, but flirting," says a Daily News spy.

Just as well, because two hours later, she was spotted tongue-wrestling with Saturday Night Live star Andy Samberg. They were at a Fashion Week kickoff party at the Box and looked awfully cozy, witnesses say.

If that's not confusing enough, Dunst was also spotted out last week - as T.H. Gossip reported - with Adam Brody, the lovable star of The OC and former star of Rachel Bilson's love life. Lucky bastard.

Here's a quick reference guide to Dunst's shaggy trio of suitors (left-to-right): Adrian Grenier, Adam Brody and Andy Samberg...

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