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Celebrity scandals are so funny and frequent these days that we can't resist a face-off of sorts featuring some of our favorite celebrity mug shots.

One of these celebrities was recently nabbed for drug possession and feeling up some girl (underage no less) in a Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot.

The other was arrested for ... gosh, we can't even remember. This is like his third mug shot this month and seventh career (that we know of).

But enough background information. Let's get to the mug shots ...

  • Andy Dick Mug Shot
  • Another DMX Mug Shot

Which celebrity mug shot do you like best: Andy Dick or DMX?

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Man.

There are celebrity mug shots and there are celebrity mug shots. This one of Andy Dick places him immediately in The Hollywood Gossip Hall of Shame.

The insane, alleged comedian was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif., on multiple charges: suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.

Cops busted Andy Dick just before 2 a.m. this morning in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Even unfunny comics gotta eat late nite!

Andy Dick Mug Shot

A deranged Andy Dick is still being held on $5,000 bail.

Around 1:15 a.m., cops responded to a report of a person urinating in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.

There, they stopped a van and found Andy Dick, 42, in the passenger seat.

He was arrested for allegedly groping some girl's breasts and pulling her top down. The girl, of course, is only 17 years old.

To make matters worse, when he was searched, authorities say they found marijuana and Xanax in his front pants pockets. Ouch!

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Andy Dick was drunk, rude and obnoxious on Friday night.

In other words: he acted like himself.

At an end-of-summer bash at LG House in Malibu for VH1's Celebreality franchise, 24 Sizzler says Dick was kicked out after a series of incidents.

One of them involved new reality TV star Scott Baio and his sort of attractive girlfriend, Renee Sloan.

Reportedly, Andy berated the valet parking attendants for not taking his car because the valet was closed. At that, the former Charles in Charge star said: "Stop breaking balls and get inside the party!"

Then, it just got weird: Dick went over to Baio and kissed him on the lips, causing Sloan to stop up and scream: "Stop kissing my man!"

We hear that's similar to what Howard K. Stern's girlfriend told Larry Birkhead.

Later on, Dick told party-goers he wanted "to kick Scott Baio's ass!" And when the ridiculous actor was being escorted out, the Amy Winehouse song "Rehab" was playing.

Such delicious irony.

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Jon Lovitz may not have used a fake leg - but he recently went all Heather Mills on one of the world's most annoying celebrities.

And we haven't been this excited about a clobbering since Spencer Pratt and Joel Madden went at it.

Here's what went down: Lovitz beat the snot out of Andy Dick at L.A. club The Laugh Factory. The cause? Built up tension over the way Dick contributed to the death of Saturday Night Live alum Phil Hartman.

The New York Post talked to Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault. He said: "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

Looks like Michael Vick could've been involved with comic fighting instead of dog fighting if he so desired.

Lovitz and Dick have been at odds since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself in a murder/suicide somewhat similar to that of Chris Benoit.

"Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's Newsradio sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

It really does sound to us like Dick is worse than Sean Stewart.

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told the Post. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being."

Way to go, Jon! Now, if you have a free moment, can you also take care of Isaiah Washington for us?

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Hyde set the bar pretty high.

Well, at least in the old days, before it got weak. Warren Beatty? Edward James Olmos? Come on, guys.

Andy Dick Mugshot

In any case, the L.A. hot spot Parc is stepping up its game in terms of celebrity denials.

The most recent example? Barring the one and only Andy Dick from entering the establishment.

Dick, who almost ran down a member of the paparazzi as he rode his bicycle to the Hollywood club, was apparently on the wrong list last night, and was told by the doorman to step off!

Sources inside the hot spot say Dick is no longer allowed in the club due to some outrageous behavior toward a female clubgoer the previous night.

Shocking. Andy retreated in defeat, then the Dick took his frustration out on a few nearby paparazzi who happened to be in the path of his bike.

Yes, he tried to run them over on a bicycle. Only slightly less ridiculous than the recent antics toward pesky photographers by Hugh Grant.

This is just the latest in a long line of Dick moments from the comedian, who was last in the news for screaming obscenities as well as his usual n-bomb outside of Area nightclub (where Heidi Montag works) in March.

In February, he was kicked off the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live after he kept touching Ivanka Trump's legs without permission. Last year, he rushed the stage during a comedy routine by Ian Bagg, heckling him, then grabbing the mic and unleashing a racist rant, telling the crowd, "You're all a bunch of n!ggers!"

Needless to say, this Dick is enjoying Spencer Pratt-like popularity in Hollywood these days, and it's not difficult to see why.

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Andy Dick is a f*%king moron.

Yes, we do mean that as a general rule. But particularly as it applies to his antics last Saturday night, in which the alleged comedian went off on a photographer representing TMZ, calling him a...

Andy Dick Mugshot

"C**ksucking n!g%*r."

In yet another humiliating Michael Richards style attempt at comedy, Andy Dick screamed various obscenities at the cameraman, and dropped the first half of the n-bomb outside of Area nightclub.

THG NOTE: Fans of The Hills may recall that Heidi Montag works at said club!

Quickly realizing his mistake, Dick said, "Whoops, as soon as I drop the n-bomb, it's on the Internet ... they shouldn't call it YouTube, they should call it N-bomb tube."

Riiight. Sure thing, babe. There's a lot of funny $h!t on YouTube, but the percentage related to N-bomb dropping is pretty low. You don't hear Isaiah Washington calling it F-bomb tube.

As you may recall, the former Newsradio star issued an emergency apology after he went off on a racist rant during a live comedy show in December. It wasn't his show. He was merely heckling comic Ian Bagg.

A few months later, he sort of molested Ivanka Trump on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Sorry, but we have to say it, even though you know it's coming and it's not even funny: What a Dick!

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For The Gossip, that pun never gets old.

For Andy Dick, neither does making an ass of himself.

Groping the Fellas

That's right, the comedian is up to his old tricks - harassing people that don't want his affection or attention.

The train wreck had to be forcibly removed last Friday night from the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live after he kept touching Ivanka Trump's hair and legs without permission.

At one point, Dick asked the hot daughter of Donald Trump to "give him a big, fat, sloppy wet kiss" right on the lips and grabbed her arm. Kimmel called in the bouncers and had him carried out by his feet and arms.

You can check out the video of this at TMZ.

You may recall that late last year, Dick was heckling comedian Ian Bagg during one of his stand-up routines and ended up on stage, screaming a racial epithet in an ill-advised Michael Richards impression.

Yeah. This guy's killing his image faster than Grey's Anatomy hothead Isaiah Washington. The Dick needs to get on the horn with whatever PR gurus Kevin Federline is working with to rehabilitate his reputation. After all, if there's a second chance to be had for FedEx, anything is possible.

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Comedian Ian Bagg, the dude whose set was interrupted when "comedian" and "actor" Andy Dick randomly rushed the stage at the Improv club and called the audience "a bunch of [Michael Richards' favorite word]," has started baggin' on Andy, saying that Dick may not have been sober that night.

Andy Dick Drunk

Stunning.

Recreating the scene for the "Tommy & Rumble Morning Show" on WNOR FM99 in Norfolk this morning, Bagg was candid in bagging on the Dick who had to go and make a racist mess out of everything.

"Andy Dick is an idiot, he was obviously out of his mind," he said. "I'm guessing he was on some sort of drug -- there was a meth lab dragging behind him when he ran up on stage."

Dick issued an apology the next day, saying he knows he offended many people and is sincerely sorry.

Despite reports to the contrary, Bagg claims his act wasn't ruined by Andy's interruption.

"That didn't happen. I did great. I did another 15 minutes of comedy."

We believe him. If his jabs at Andy are any indication, hopefully we will be hearing more from this Ian Bagg fellow in the upcoming months and years.

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Just hours after he grabbed headlines for the first time in years by unleashing the n-bomb in a comedy club, "stand-up comedian" and "actor" Andy Dick admits he made a huge mistake.

Groping the Fellas

In an apology issued through his publicist, Dick said:

"I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny. In an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensativity [sic]. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club, and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark."

Andy was heckling comedian Ian Bagg at L.A.'s Improv comedy club Saturday, when he sudddenly got out of his seat and jumped onstage, cracked jokes about Michael Richards, and referred to the crowd as a bunch of n!ggers.

You know. Standard procedure these days. What began with a drunk rant by Mel Gibson has filtered down to the D-List celebs and beyond. We'll be sure to update you if this Dick is tarred and feathered, but expect this is the last you will hear of Andy Dick for awhile.

Hopefully, if there is a God, ever.

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If you thought Michael Richards was a... dumbass, well, you were very right. But it turns out he's not the only racist Dick in Los Angeles.

According to our sources at TMZ, hopped-up loser comic Andy Dick hopped on to the stage Saturday at L.A.'s Improv comedy club and proceeded to drop the n-bomb on a room full of stunned clubgoers.

Andy Dick Drunk

Andy was heckling comedian Ian Bagg during his routine, when Dick allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage and began joking with Bagg. The subject of last month's notorious Michael Richards rant came up, but the two comics quickly moved on.

Then, however, as Dick moved to exit the stage, he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, "You're all a bunch of n!ggers!"

The stunned crowd gasped and stared at each other. Bagg tried to play it cool and move on with his set, but the laughs weren't there.

Calls to Dick's rep were not immediately returned. We expect Mel Gibson to come out with his standard "Hey, rants happen" quote any day now. Man. Did anyone know Andy Dick was still around? That guy is below D-List. Especially now. No way he even reaches the level of Britney Spears groupie.

Andy Dick Biography

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