Andre Johnson cut off his penis and jumped off a balcony back in April, and astonishingly, the rapper is not only still alive, but fully functional "down there."
In fact, the Wu Tang-affiliated artist wants to do porn in order to prove that his junk still works:
Asked if he can still have sex, Johnson colorfully replied: "Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?"
Asked if there were drugs involved in his decision to mutilate his own genitals, Johnson unsurprisingly answered in the affirmative:
"F--k, yeah!" said Johnson. "There was PCP involved! Kids, stay off drugs!"
Well, if there's ever been a poster child for the dangers of drug use, it is definitely Andre Johnson.