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They made us never want to attend any of Jonah Hill's pool parties.

They referred to Matt Damon as a "garbage person."

And they hilariously slammed George Clooney's love life.

Yes, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler totally owned the Golden Globe Awards for the second consecutive year. Relive their top monologue zingers below:

Amy Poehler: “Matt Damon is here for Behind the Candelabra. Matt, on any other night in another room, you would be a big deal. But tonight, and don’t take this the wrong way, you’re basically a garbage person.”

Tina Fey: “Bradley Cooper is here, star of American Hustle. Interesting trivia: The original title of that movie was Explosion at the Wig Factory.”

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There is a lot of good news coming out of Hollywood today.

First, we learned that the much-hyped Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag reality show was merely a hoax.

And now the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will return to host the Golden Globes in 2014... and 2015!

As summarized in the above video, the former Saturday Night Live stars and real-life close friends received rave reviews for their emcee duties at the 2013 version of this event.

Except from Taylor Swift, that is. She wasn't thrilled when Fey and Poehler mocked her love life.

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Girls, Homeland and Argo dominated.

Jodie Foster rambled.

And a whole lot of cleavage was flashed.

But the 2013 Golden Globes will likely be best remembered for the two funny woman who emceed the event, as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler simply owned the stage last night.

“Kathryn Bigelow’s nominated tonight," Poehler said during the monologue. "I haven’t really been following the controversy over Zero Dark Thirty, but when it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron.”

BAM! Watch the full opening now and then grade the hosts:

What grade would you give Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as Golden Globe hosts?

 

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Nominations for the 2013 Golden Globe Awards were announced this morning, with Les Miserables picking up seven and Homeland a bunch and...

... yadda, yadda, yadda. Who cares?!?

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting the event! We'd watch even if The Newsroom was nominated for Best Drama over Mad Men. (Wait... WHAT?!?)

This pair of uproarious actresses star in the following Golden Globes promo, which teases the January 13th ceremony as especially classy:

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In what is being described by many as The Greatest News The World Has Ever Received, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will co-host the 2013 Golden Globe Awards.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the Emmys

The close friends and former Saturday Night Live co-stars appeared together in Baby Mama and will forever be remembered for their dueling impressions of Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton in 2008.

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