Amy Fisher

We don't admire Amy Fisher for shooting her lover's wife in the face in 1992.

Nor are we really on board with the Long Island Lolita's move into porn.

However, we can't help but applaud Fisher, a cast member on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, but admitting that show is a total farce.

"I don't need rehab," Fisher tells Entertainment Tonight in a new interview, the screen shots from which are posted above. "But I think I made for an interesting cast member."

That pretty much says it all about reality TV, doesn't it?

Elsewhere, compare the recent looks of Fisher. We'd ask whether or not she underwent plastic surgery, but what's the point? That would be akin to asking readers if Kim Kardashian is a productive member of society.

Just what we need: more Michael Lohan in our lives.

As previously reported, the man who actually makes us feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan leads the new cast of VH1's I've Officially Shed All Inhibitions and Morals in the Name of Publicity! Celebrity Rehab.

The network announced the full list of participants today (below), though it did not say for what addictions they will seek Dr. Drew's help. Hopefully, love is no longer an option...

• Dwight Gooden
• Amy Fisher
• Steven Adler 
• Bai Ling
• Jessica "Sugar" Kiper
• Jeremy Jackson

Season five of this degrading hit returns on June 26 and will focus on the new patients' 21-day rehab program at Drew Pinsky's Pasadena Recovery Center.

Amy Fisher is set to release a sequel to her adult film debut. The title? Amy Fisher is Sex. It's available for pre-order already. It's also gross.

Deep Inside Amy Fisher, her first masterpiece, was released in October.

Now she “performs” with Tommy Gunn, Jack Lawrence, Evan Stone and Johnny Castle in the sequel. Those names sound so fake, don't they?

OLDIE BUT GOODIE: Amy joins our celebrity mug shots gallery.

In case you forgot, Fisher was the 17-year-old who shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her lover, Joey Buttafuoco, in the face. The face.

Fisher served seven years in prison for the attack and seemed to be turning her life around at one point. She got married, had children.

Then she began appearing on TV, renewed her romance with Joey for reasons unknown, and launched her "career" in adult films. Hot.

The plot of Fisher’s new flick? "Building relationships" with co-stars. Yech.

Amy Fisher became famous for shooting her lover's wife in the face as a teenager. Then she starred in her own sex tape after she got out of prison. Living the dream.

Apparently she was so inspired by the aforementioned romp that she's making it a full-time profession. That's right, get ready for the blockbuster release of 2010:

Deep Inside Amy Fisher. Wonder what the plot is ...

SO SEDUCTIVE: A glimpse of the unrivaled passion that is Amy Fisher.

Fisher said she got to work with some of the sexiest men in porn, such as Tommy Gunn and Dale Dabone, as well as doing a girl-on-girl-scene with Lisa Ann.

“Working with Lisa Ann was absolutely amazing,” Fisher said. “She is stunning, erotic, and was an absolute thrill. I can’t wait to make more movies with her."

Dale Dabone, of course, used to give da bone to Jennifer Capriati, and blamed the tennis champ's recent drug overdose on his return to porn after a hiatus.

What does this have to do with Fisher? Nothing. We're just saying.

In news almost as shocking as The Bachelorette scripting and filming multiple endings, Amy Fisher has announced the official start to her porn career.

She'll produce and star in four movies for Dreamzone Entertainment (which lists their new employee as possessing “incredible D-cup size breasts"), beginning with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

Says the woman who rose to fame in 1992 for sleeping with Joey Buttafuoco and then shooting his wife in the face, a crime for which Fisher spent seven years in prison:

“Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make."

Fisher is taking a jab at her ex-husband with that last comment, as he released a sex tape in 2007 that she claimed to play no role in releasing.

Fast forward three years, though, and Amy has taken a classic saying and turned it around a bit: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em... while naked and open for business.

Amy Fisher is moving on.

The Long Island Lolita is no longer shooting people in the face or starring in sex tapes.

Instead, Fisher says she's planning to embark on a cross country tour... as a stripper.

"I love to dance, and I'm an exhibitionist," Fisher said of her naked plan. "I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.'"

In that case, allow us: Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.

Amy Fisher will soon be stripping at bars around the country. This is only the third strangest thing she's done in her life.

A little bullet has made Mary Jo Buttafuoco a prude.

The ex-wife of Joey Buttafuoco - and victim of an Amy Fisher gun shot - is sick over the fact that Fisher is peddling a sex tape.

"She's no Jenna Jameson, she's just a porn star [out] to make money. She tried to kill somebody, and now you're making money off it," Mary Jo said, causing us to wonder if Jameson got into that business for the orgasms, as opposed to the dollars.

Mary Jo Buttafuoco won't be purchasing the Amy Fisher sex tape.

Mary Jo - who still has Amy's bullet lodged in her head the same way Amy has husband Lou Bellera's unit lodged inside her on video - said that as she watched Fisher on TV promoting the sex tape, "I was a little surprised at her flippant attitude."

It must have been like opening your front door to the sight of a loaded gun or something.

Meanwhile, the producers of the Fisher tape announced they were putting out a video starring Joey and his new wife next month. Seriously. How will Olivia Mojica ever keep up with this sex tape parade?

Shortly before the Amy Fisher sex tape party blew the sidewalks off New York City, the former piece of jail bait spoke about her homemade video.

"I found out before it was released," Fisher said. "My husband told me privately and he tried to minimize it. I didn't see it and he didn't even have a copy of it."

As we know by now, it was Fisher's husband who leaked the tape when he filed for divorce. Fisher says the couple never thought they'd get back together... until, you know, they did.

Asked is she trusted her husband, Fisher replied: "It is very hard. I love him, but I don't trust him. He is very sorry for what he did and would take it back if he could."

Meanwhile, Amy Fisher Caught on Tape has been the number-one adult video for the past six weeks.

Amy Fisher once shot her lover's wife in the face. No one saw that coming.

However, anyone who wants to fork over enough cash can see her coming as of tomorrow night! DJ Amy Fisher will be laying it down at the club Retox on 28th Street in New York City at the release party for her very own sex tape!

A promotional ad for the Amy Fisher sex tape release party.

The press release for the much-anticipated event states: "Amy Fisher, dubbed the Long Island Lolita by the press, is an American woman convicted of the 1992 shooting of the wife of her lover, (Joseph "Joey" Buttafuoco) with whom she began an affair as a 16 year-old student at Kennedy High School in Bellmore, New York. Fisher served seven years in prison for aggravated assault and was released in 1999. The case drew a great deal of media attention and still continues 'til this day. Now shes back in the news and DJing..."

Only in America, people. Heidi Montag has someone to truly aspire to. Although she's got a hell of a long way to go to match the skankiness of Amy Fisher nude.

We suspect Mary Jo Buttafuoco - Amy's shooting victim - will sit this one out tomorrow night. But who knows, maybe she's secretly into this kinky stuff.

The revelation that an Amy Fisher sex tape would hit the celebrity porn market was met with great excitement late last year... at least among some people.

As a sequel to the Kim Kardashian sex tape prepares to hit the market, Red Light District is hurrying up the release of its Amy Fisher amateur porn production.

This adult film company has acquired the rights to distribute "Amy Fisher: Caught on Tape" after completing a transaction with Lou Bellera, Fisher's husband and co-star in the video.

Of course, Red Light District has done this before: it's the distribution label for classic celebrity sex tapes that starred Paris Hilton, Dustin Diamond, and Chyna.

According to David Joseph, CEO, Fisher does not hold back on camera. 

"This is the best sex tape made by someone high profile," he said. "The quality is high, and it's super graphic. It's intensely hardcore for a mainstream audience."

The 60-minute DVD shows Fisher and her husband having sex in various rooms throughout their house. The two-disc collection will be available in both domestic and international adult video stores on November 14.

Looks like Jennifer Toof has until that date to get railed in front of the camera again and take back the title of Raunchiest Sex Tape. We think she can do it.