The world according to Amanda Bynes' Twitter is an interesting place. Here, we chronicle the best images and quotes from the star herself.

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In the past, when Lena Dunham was feeling starved for attention she'd just take off her clothes on premium cable. 

But these days she has a new book to promote, and apparently serious authors don't strip down at readings, so Lena's been forced to get creative with her shock value antics.

Lena Dunham Smile

We already know Dunham slept with her parents until she was 12, and that revelation didn't go viral the way Lena clearly hoped it would, so now she's pulling out all the stops. 

Yes, the woman responsible for some of the grossest televised visuals outside of Westeros has hit a new low, as Dunham has taken to publicly praising the sad online ramblings of a young mental patient:

 

Discussing - for some reason - the ongoing Amanda Bynes saga during a recent promotional event, Lena didn't express her shock at Bynes falsely accusing her father of sexual assault, or her sympathy for the mentally ill and their families.

No, instead, Dunham bafflingly praised Bynes' ability to post compelling tweets. 

"She did say something kind of similar [to Dunham's character on Girls]," Lena told a crowd in New York over the weekend. "Which was 'I'm not crazy, I'm actually the one who knows everything that's happening."

"I texted [Girls co-creator Jenny Konner] and said, 'Maybe I'm nuts but I think Amanda Bynes is actually kind of a great writer. Do you know what I mean?' She was like, 'I don't know what you mean!'"

Yeah...neither does anyone else Lena. It's worth noting that the "everything that's happening" to which Bynes was a false accusation of child molestation that Bynes later retracted and blamed on a microchip planted in her brain.

Even if the whole rant had been really cleverly phrased (it wasn't) the takeaway would still be, "Wow, that's really sad. Hopefully she gets the help she needs," not, "Damn, that girl can tweet!"

Mmm. Delish

When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.

When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.

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Earlier today, Amanda Bynes accused her father of sexual abuse in a series of shocking tweets.

Moments ago, however, the actress retracted her allegations in a fashion that's raised further concerns about the state of her mental health.

Amanda Bynes: Mentally Ill?

"My dad never did those things," Bynes posted on Twitter. "The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me."

Bynes has spoken about the "microchip" in her brain in the past, claiming that she believes it was implanted to enable the public to read her thoughts.

Amanda spent much of today graphically detailing the manner in which she was sexually abused as a child, and announcing her plans to file for a restraining order against her father.

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On Twitter earlier today, Amanda Bynes accused her father of sexually abusing her in the latest display of bizarre and shocking headlines involving the actress.

Amanda went into graphic detail about the nature of the molestation that she allegedly suffered at the hands of her parents, stating that her father routinely "fondled himself" in front of her and her mother knew of the abuse but refused to intervene.

Amanda Bynes on Twitter Pic

According to the latest tweets from Bynes, she is meeting with a lawyer today in order to secure a restraining order against her father so that she'll never be forced to "hear the sound of his incestually charged voice ever again."

She may have abandoned her plans to take legal action as early as today, however, as TMZ reports that Amanda is attempting to flee New York because she's received word that her parents headed to the city in hopes of confronting her.

Bynes was reportedly kicked out of LaGuardia airport just hours ago after shouting at a ticket agent.

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Earlier today, we reported that Amanda Bynes has refused to return to her parents' home, even though many within the actress' inner circle believe doing so might save her life.

Given her recent troubles, and how she previously recovered over the past year while under a conservatorship headed by her parents, this seemed like a no-brainer.

Well, not as she sees it. And she's revealed on Twitter the shocking reason why.

Amanda Bynes: Mentally Ill?

We may have further insight - whether it's lucid or not - as to why Amanda is so intent on putting plenty of distance between herself and her family.

Just moments ago, Amanda tweeted, "My dad was verbally and physically abuse [sic] to me as a child ... I need to tell the truth about my dad."

"He called me ugly as a child and then asked me if I wanted to have sex with him and i did not know how to respond and then I was forced to live with my dad which was a nightmare."

The troubled actress went on to provide further, horrific details about the abuse:

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Well, we may have to admit we were wrong on this one, but we certainly won't be alone. When Amanda Bynes announced that she's engaged, pretty much no one believed her.

But Amanda is back on Twitter now and one of her first orders of business on rejoining the site was to proves that she's 1. Still a hardcore stoner, and 2. Totally engaged!!! Or at least, rocking an engagement ring:

Amanda Bynes: Engagement Ring and Joint Photo

Amanda tweeted the above photo, so we assume that's her hand rocking the ever-classy joint/engagement ring combo.

The caption read only, "~" so, uh...make of that what you will, we guess.

If you haven't heard, Amanda's boo thang is - according to her - a 19-year-old SoCal bait shop employee named Caleb.

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Troubled celebrity Amanda Bynes has returned to Twitter, where her daily, unstable musings were once a must-read, after a five-month social media hiatus.

The former child star, 28, took to her verified Twitter account early this morning, writing. "Treat others how you want to be treated. The truth will set you free."

Yesterday, we told you that Amanda Bynes says she's engaged, but she made no mention of this on Twitter. She may have forgotten she made it up.

She did add this, though: "Don't believe anything the tabloids are saying about me. They dislike me for some odd reason & they continue to insult me everyday."

Bynes, of course, personally told tabloid In Touch that she is engaged to Caleb, allegedly a 19-year-old bait shop employee from Orange County, Calif.

The retired actress says she is "transferring to NYU or Columbia from FIDM to study psychology, so you'll see me in New York if you live here but I HATE stalkers!"

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Following Amanda Bynes' arrest for DUI earlier this week, many took it as a sure sign that she was about embark on another funny/sad downward spiral of drug-fueled insanity.

Amanda Bynes in NYC

The fact Bynes' parents didn't know where she was in the days following her arrest, and let their conservatorship expire in the first place, was also not a great sign.

But the surest indication of all that we're in for another Amanda meltdown is the fact that she's returned to her old social media stomping grounds.

Or rather, "Ashley Banks" - which is believed to be Amanda's online alias - is back on Twitter and firing off witty comments left and right.

So how do we know Ashley is Amanda's alter-ego? Well, as you may have guessed, she's not that great at keeping secrets:

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Amanda Bynes' Twitter account is back up and running after more than 10 months without a Tweet, but it's nothing like what made it infamous in 2012-13.

In the past, Bynes' Twitter signaled to fans her severe mental health issues. Now it appears to be marking yet another step in the troubled star's recovery ...

Listing herself as simply "fashion student," she Tweeted for the first time since April 18: "Hi everyone! I'm busy studying at @FIDM but I want to say I love you to my fans!"

"Xoxo Amanda"

Bynes, who is studying at the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising in Orange County, also nixed some of her most erratic and bizarre past Tweets.

She got rid of posts where she talked about needing plastic surgery or insulted public figures, like Barack and Michelle Obama, by calling them "ugly."

She is said to be keenly aware of how bad things got last year, when she told Drake to murder her vagina and often made news with her odd ramblings.

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Amanda Bynes is picking up right where she left off. On Twitter, that is.

Yesterday, the hospitalized 27-year-old actress tweeted, "I love Drake."

It was her first Tweet since July 19, when she said "Drake is gorgeous."

  • Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie
  • Drake at the Grammys

The singular Tweet is still live and was sent from her official account.

The brief, unexpected return to Twitter came one day after her doctors at UCLA Medical Center asked for and were granted an extended long-term hold.

Amanda Bynes was hospitalized under an involuntary 5150 psychiatric hold back on July 22, and has been receiving mental health treatment ever since.

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Another week, another torrent of drama on Amanda Bynes' Twitter.

After threatening legal action against every celebrity gossip and news outlet reporting a "fake story" about her, she then fired off this eye-popping tweet:

"Not having hair makes me feel like a cancer patient."

Amanda Bynes, Blue Hair

It didn't take long for the Tweet to go viral, offense to be taken and the former Nickelodeon star to come clean - with a head-scratching excuse.

"Oh my God, let me just be the first to say: I can completely see how offense was taken. I truly apologize for the miscommunication and any and all resulting discomfort or anger."

"I’m not a wretched person with zero sense of perspective or respect for fellow human beings; rather, the actual explanation of my statement is something far more banal."

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Amanda Bynes Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Thousand Oaks, California
Full Name
Amanda Laura Bynes

Amanda Bynes Quotes

My favorite part of my body is my smile.

Amanda Bynes

I say I never want to get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? I'd get bored!

Amanda Bynes
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