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Amanda Bynes rolled into a New York City courtroom today dressed for success in sweatpants, a basketball jersey, sneakers and a bright blue wig.

Obviously.

Bynes was in court following her recent arrest on drug charges, which followed her allegedly throwing a glass out of her apartment window back in May.

Cops say she tossed the piece before they arrested her, but she denied the accusation ... then accused the arresting officer of slapped her vagina.

Not in a hot, murderous, Drake-style way either.

Amanda Bynes also said that the cops entered her apartment illegally, but aside from a few technicalities, little took place in the courtroom today.

She's due back in court August 26.

In the meantime, she will no doubt return to her regularly scheduled pastimes of calling the Obamas ugly and getting unnecessary plastic surgeries.

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Amanda Bynes has set her sights on a clothing line.

How we wish we were kidding. But alas, it is true.

Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie Photo

The actress-turned-Twitter staple, who's recent behavior defies description and speaks for itself, was apparently serious when she threw around the idea last year.

Now she's offering clues as to what an Amanda Bynes clothing line would look like, and - spoiler alert - ugly people need not apply. Only hotties.

Somewhere, Mike Jeffries' curiosity is piqued.

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Boy oh boy, for a girl as enormous as she is, Jessica Simpson actually looks pretty darn good in the photo below! Must be a bad camera angle or something.

Just kidding. Those fat Jessica Simpson pics people were going nuts over were mostly due to her heinous outfit. Her body has always been natural and hot!

Mugler Shot

On the right, Jessica is seen in a sexy pink skirt in New York City. Amanda Bynes rocked the same one recently - a Herve Leger mini - at an event in NYC.

Who looks hotter in this pink skirt, Tony Romo's favorite tight end (that one never gets old) or the Hairspray star / Doug Reinhardt ex? Tell us below ...

Who wore it better?

 

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