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If there's anything Amanda Bynes loves more than calling people ugly and posing weird selfies of herself on Twitter, it's getting some plastic surgery.

And basically live Tweeting the results.

Amanda Bynes Collage

"My Nose Is Broken I'm Bruised I Can't Wait For My Next Surgery," she reports. "My Surgeon Broke My Nose During My Surgery But Hasn't Finished My Nose!"

"It's Still Broken And I Can't Breathe!"

Ouch?

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Barack and Michelle Obama have officially made Amanda Bynes' ugly list.

“Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are ugly!” she tweeted Monday.

  • Amanda Bynes on the Street
  • Barack and Michelle Obama Photograph

It's unclear why the troubled 27-year-old actress added the President and First Lady to a slew of others she’s previously labeled less than attractive.

Perhaps it dates back to April 2012, when she was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after reportedly sideswiping a police car.

Obama, despite Amanda Bynes' social media pleas, did NOTHING.

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Many ask whether Amanda Bynes is losing her marbles, but what's much clearer is that she's losing a lot of weight - possibly to an alarming extent.

Amanda Bynes Topless Photo

While her Twitter rants (and ugly list) are becoming run of the mill these days, one recent Tweet from the star stands out as a bit more troubling.

When she's not telling Drake to murder her vagina or inviting Mac Miller to hop on her d--k, Amanda loves to discuss her desire to weigh 100 pounds.

Well, she's apparently getting close to that potentially scary goal.

She now weighs 114 pounds, according to her must-read feed.

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Amanda Bynes claims she and rapper Drake have mutual crushes on one another.

It's unclear if Drake is aware of this, of course. We're just going off of her Twitter.

  • Classic Amanda Bynes Photo
  • Drake Looks Back

That tidbit was shared after Amanda slammed Perez Hilton (she repeatedly threatens to sue the celebrity gossip blogger) for some reason or another.

"Nothing offends me more than being compared to Perez Hilton! Drake and I have been talking for years and have mutual crushes on each other!"

Despite an open invitation to murder Amanda Bynes' vagina, Drake has never commented or responded to any of her Tweets - publicly at least.

Perhaps that explains why she's a little hot and cold when it comes to him.

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Amanda Bynes is in love. She said it herself.

Not long after demanding a million dollars (from whom, it's not clear) for illegal use of her brain, she shared this uplifting, intriguing piece of news.

"I'm In Love With Someone Else Who I Do Not Follow on Twitter Who Is The Most Gorgeous Man I Know," she tweeted. "But Drake Comes In Second."

Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie

Drake, if he were reading this, would probably be a bit confused.

After all, just prior to tweeting about the rapper coming in second place, she mused "Drake Is The Most Gorgeous Man On The Face Of The Earth."

Eh, if you're not on the Amanda Bynes ugly list, just call it a win.

Then there's another Drake - Bell - who Tweeted his former co-star after her declaration of love, implying (jokingly) that HE is The One for Ms. Bynes:

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Amanda Bynes clearly lives in her own world, but has she been mind-melded by visitors from some other distant planet? We'd almost believe it these days.

Especially after the actress wrote on Twitter Monday night that, "I Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen."

Amanda Bynes in Court Photo

We have no idea what goes on in her illegally-read mind, but we'd guess it has to do with celebrity gossip magazine In Touch and its recent reporting.

Bynes has threatened to sue the tabloid, claiming it has no means of reporting on her life accurately, since they are unable to read her mind. D'uh.

Maybe they figured out a way? And she's cool with it as long as they pay up?

Who knows, but between new additions to the Amanda Bynes ugly list, and telling Mac Miller to hop on her d!ck, there's never a dull moment with her.

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Amanda Bynes calls so many people ugly - celebs, family members, your mom - it's hard to keep track. So THG made a list to help you do just that!

It was not an easy task, we will tell you that.

Amanda Bynes Twitter Pics

If there is anything this erratic young woman loves more than chastising us for using old Amanda Bynes pictures, it's dropping the U-bomb.

It's what she does. Whether you cross her or not, if you've been beaten with the ugly stick, AB is gonna let you know it. So take heed and bow down, b!tches.

The Amanda Bynes Ugly List does not discriminate based on race, gender, age, or randomness. It's an all-inclusive exercise in Twitter shade-throwing.

Here's a running tally of ABUL members so far:

  1. Jay-Z
  2. Drake
  3. Miley Cyrus
  4. Kid Cudi
  5. Sarah Hyland
  6. Rihanna
  7. Jenny McCarthy
  8. Chrissy Teigen
  9. In Touch Weekly
  10. Zac Efron
  11. Dr. Drew
  12. Cher
  13. RuPaul
  14. Rick Bynes

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Amanda Bynes has officially issued her raunchiest Tweet yet - rapper Mac Miller being the lucky recipient - in yet another epic social media outburst.

  • Amanda Bynes Mugshot
  • Mac Miller Photo

Last night, unprompted as always, Bynes went off about her love for plastic surgery, her renewed hatred for Drake and her apparent love of Mac Miller.

Bynes, who heroically had plastic surgery to fix the "webbing" between her eyes, started off by sharing how much she hearts going under the knife.

"I Love Surgery," she wrote, adding that it was SUCH a resounding success that "I Plan On Having Surgery On My Whole Face Straight Up."

Noted. But she wasn't done. Not even close.

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BREAKING NEWS: Amanda Bynes thinks Zac Efron has an ugly face.

He's not alone there when it comes to juvenile Amanda Bynes Twitter shade-throwing ... but we can't say we expected Zac to become her latest target.

At least she's given crush/foil Drake a brief reprieve.

  • A Bynes Pic
  • Efron

Interestingly, when Amanda Bynes and Zac Efron co-starred in Hairspray in 2007, she rated her experience with the High School Musical star a 7.56.

A random score, to be sure, but Efron was more or less pleased because you're into rounding, that would go up to an 8, rather than down to a 7.

Looks like he's down to around a 1 now, though.

Bynes Zac Tweet

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Amanda Bynes isn't happy with a new set of paparazzi pics, and said on Twitter that she will sue anyone who dares to publish the "morphed" image.

"OH MY GOD! THAT'S NOT ME!" wrote the image-obsessed 27-year-old. "They morphed my face onto someone with a different face shape!"

"I'm suing any site/magazine that shares that image!"

Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie

It's not clear which Amanda Bynes photos she's talking about, but in the interest of making her happy/not getting sued, we have used one of her Twitpics here.

A sexy one, we might add!

Threatening legal action isn't new for Bynes, who recently threatened to sue In Touch for "morphing photos of my face onto someone's body to ruin my life!"

In Touch denied altering the images, but no matter. She also encouraged celebrity gossip magazines to reach out to her directly ... or pay the price.

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