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Pity Amanda Bynes.

The actress retired from acting last June... then Tweeted that she was back... then released photos of a rhinestone-encrusted starfish... and has now realized the true meaning of Twitter for someone in desperate need of attention:

Sexy self-portraits!

Bynes has snapped a couple close-ups of herself, first in a bikini top and then rocking a set of pouty lips and dark sunglasses. We'll post them now as we prepare for the inevitable Amanda Bynes sex tape in a few weeks.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic
Amanda Bynes Twitter Pic
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It's a very sad day in Hollywood: Amanda Bynes has retired from acting. We'll give you a moment to collect yourself...

In a series of Tweets today, the 24-year old actress wrote:

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Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it.

I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired.

Bynes has not starred in a movie since 2007's Hairspray. She anchored her own sitcom, What I Like About You, from 2002 to 2006.

Will you miss Bynes on TV and in films?

 

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She likes his nickname for her and remembers things they said "months ago." She thinks he's "worth the wait" and quotes lyrics to express feelings for him.

And they may already be broken up. Such is the life of Amanda Bynes and Drake, supposedly. It was a rumored romance spawned - where else - on Twitter.

Drake termed Amanda "Penny Lane" in one Tweet, and she noted in a message they have something in common: "Drake is half Jewish like me ... word!"

Word indeed. "You're the best, which is why I'm saving you for last," she wrote, quoting lyrics from Rihanna (linked to Drake herself last year) and Jay-Z.

Bynes then raided iheartquotes.com for further inspiration.

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Is (or was) Amanda Bynes the best Drake ever had?

Cute as it sounds, Bynes' new flame may actually be an old one. On Valentine's Day, Bynes said she was newly single and was glad she never her man's identity.

Then this week she wrote, "Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect," she hinted, quoting J.K. Rowling.

Deep. Whomever the man is, he was rocking Bynes' world for weeks. She writes: "It's amazing when someone knows how to love you with out being told."

Until things went south: "I have a friend I thought was like a sister to me," she wrote. "She's been lying to me and has been up to no good with a man I like."

The actress then added that "Some people make me sick."

Damn, Drake. Cheating on her with her BFF? Bold, man. Bold and cold, my friend. Bet Amanda's watching the video of Drake's on-stage ACL tear on repeat.

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Unfortunately, this celebrity gossip writer is not referring to his own residence with the headline above, but rather a Hollywood Club by that name.

Celebrating her 24th birthday, The City star Whitney Port was back in her native SoCal and the party was on like Donkey Kong. Here she is arriving:

Whitney's Birthday

Needless to say, Whitney Port looked gorgeous as always. The birthday girl presumably made a lot of expressive faces and had a great time at the party.

Interestingly, The Hills alum Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton showed up at the big bash, as did Doug's recent ex Amanda Bynes and a pal. Awkward!

Click to enlarge more photos of Whitney Port and friends:

  • Turning 24
  • Whitney in the House
  • Making Her Arrival
  • Amanda Bynes Arrives
  • Whitney Port and a Friend
  • Port and Pal
  • Amanda Bynes and Pal
  • Doug Reinhardt and Paris
  • Doug and Paris
  • Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt
  • Cesspool of Disease

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Boy oh boy, for a girl as enormous as she is, Jessica Simpson actually looks pretty darn good in the photo below! Must be a bad camera angle or something.

Just kidding. Those fat Jessica Simpson pics people were going nuts over were mostly due to her heinous outfit. Her body has always been natural and hot!

Mugler Shot

On the right, Jessica is seen in a sexy pink skirt in New York City. Amanda Bynes rocked the same one recently - a Herve Leger mini - at an event in NYC.

Who looks hotter in this pink skirt, Tony Romo's favorite tight end (that one never gets old) or the Hairspray star / Doug Reinhardt ex? Tell us below ...

Who wore it better?

 

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Amanda Bynes and Doug Reinhardt looked like a happy couple Wednesday at the Pepsi Pre-Inaugural Celebration, but things went downhill shortly afterward.

By Thursday morning, she dumped his ass for exploiting her celebrity status, at least if you believe Us Weekly. Reinhardt is telling E! News a different story.

Amanda Bynes at the Wheel

The former star of The Hills, who briefly dated Lauren Conrad, is saying, in a manner of speaking, that Bynes was an overbearing b!tch: "She wouldn't even let me have a guys' night out without flipping out on me. So it's over."

Amanda's rep says it ain't so: “She broke up with him.”

So who's telling the truth?

"The feelings are mutual. They’re over," a source close to the couple said. Doug told Amanda he was having a night out with the boys on Wednesday, says the source.

Around 2 a.m., Amanda Bynes reportedly showed up, unannounced, at Doug's house and banged on the door.The problem? Doug Reinhardt wasn’t home at the time.

Amanda left and the breakup was announced soon after.

Poor Doug. We totally thought they would last ... for a month or two more at least. The look in her eyes at the Lakers game when he caressed his own knee ... magic.

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In a move no one (everyone) saw coming, Amanda Bynes has broken up with mediocre reality star / baseball player Doug Reinhardt, according to reports.

"She ended it. She had had enough," a source close to the actress tells Us Weekly. "Her friends didn't trust him. Everyone thought he was using her for celebrity. He was not good, and she was over it. It was definitely her who ended it."

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The two began dating late last year. Reinhardt - who previously dated Lauren Conrad - denied as recently as Tuesday that their relationship was on the rocks.

"Amanda's great - she's an awesome girl," the former Hills fixture said. "We're having a lot of fun. Everything is really good. We were just on vacation in the Bahamas, and we spent Christmas together ... everything's really solid."

Bynes said in January's issue of Cosmopolitan that "I don't settle. I'd rather tell somebody, 'This is what I want - take it or leave it.'"

For Doug Reinhardt, these words will likely resonate for a long, long time.

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The strange, out-of-nowhere relationship of Amanda Bynes and Doug Reinhardt has apparently gone from supposed sleepovers to a romantic rendezvous in the Bahamas!

The Hairspray star and the former boyfriend of Lauren Conrad (as seen on The Hills) have been enjoying a vacation all week at the posh Cove Atlantis resort.

SIDE NOTE: Doesn't Amanda look just a little like LC? Think we know Doug's type.

According to sources there, they've spent most of their time in their suite because the weather has been largely overcast and windy. Don't you hate that?

"I only saw them one time at the pool," a fellow resort guest tells E! Online, adding, fortunately, that at that time, "She was in her bikini and looked great."

Here's wishing Amanda Bynes and Doug Reinhardt the best. Unless they go and pull a Speidi and get "married" in the Bahamas. Then all respect will be gone.

Doug Reinhardt and Amanda Bynes

LAYIN' LOW: The whirlwind, seemingly mismatched courtship of Amanda Bynes and Doug Reinhardt has taken the pretty pair to the Bahamas this week.

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

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Sorry, Doug Reinhardt.

Don't expect your new girlfriend, Amanda Bynes, to want to walk down the aisle anytime soon. Or ever, necessarily. Hey, have fun in the meantime.

Amanda Bynes and Pal

"I feel trapped with the idea of marriage," she declares in Cosmopolitan. "How can you really be with somebody forever? I'd get bored! As I get older, I don't settle. I'd rather tell somebody, 'This is what I want - take it or leave it.'"

The 22-year-old Hairspray star - who has recently been spotted with Doug Reinhardt, Lauren Conrad's baseball player ex - says she never falls for actors.

"Obviously, [Gossip Girl star] Chace Crawford is gorgeous, but I wouldn't want to date him," Amanda says. "He's too pretty. Maybe he's a smart guy, and maybe he's my soul mate, but that's not the type I go for."

Amanda Bynes often feels like she doesn’t fit in with Hollywood types - and gives props to someone else we know who matches that same description.

“Part of me relates to Perez Hilton because he’s an outcast I don’t have a lot of friends who are actresses. They’re catty, and they’ll cut you down. I like that Perez is proud of who he is and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.”

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Rumored to have been cozy at a club last week, Amanda Bynes and Doug Reinhardt (of The Hills fame) made their affection clear at the Lakers game last night.

While Doug, who briefly dated Lauren Conrad before she decided he was too boring, was fairly into to the game, won by L.A. over Milwaukee by the score of 105-92.

Amanda, however, was much more interested in something else: Flirting. Hard.

Eventually, Doug Reinhardt got the hint and began caressing... his own knee. Ooh!

Doug Reinhardt, Amanda Bynes

'HARDT-TO-'HARDT: Having publicly sworn off dating actors, Amanda Bynes is in the clear with this mediocre minor league baseball player and one-time reality star.

He's a good-looking fella and seems nice enough, although he was kind of bein' a dick to Stephanie Pratt on The Hills for no reason, and LC had already decided he wasn't worth dating by that time. These are your red flags, Amanda.

We can't rip her new man too badly, though, lest we forget that Doug Reinardt's “charm is breathtaking.” So says Doug Reinhardt on DougReinhardt.com. Really.

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