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Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, who just signed a new $67 million contract, credits his football position for the public interest in his love life.

Asked at a team press conference, the NFL star was asked this: "How do you respond to reports that you were with Britney Spears this weekend?"

Trashy Britney Spears

Romo laughed and replied simply, "I think [it] sometimes goes with this position. Being the quarterback ... you're at the same place with someone else and people just run with it now." Well, okay, if you say so, Tony.

The Cowboys signal-caller says he's no stranger to being celebrity gossip fodder, having been linked to Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood.

"So it's just the position, I guess, in some ways. And you just learn that and shake your head every once in a while and you move on."

Spears and Romo were spotted together last weekend at the L.A. restaurant Ketchup, where Romo was having dinner, and then later with Spears pal and possible cousin Alli Sims and others at the Hollywood hotspot Les Deux.

Alli Sims and Britney Spears: Kissin' cousins... or somethin'. 

Alli Sims takes issue one some of the accounts of their evening - such as the widespread reports that Spears gave a lap dance to Tony Romo.

Explaining their activities, Sims said, "We were in a private area upstairs and sat down talking most of the night, but did get up to dance a little."

"The story is untrue," says Alli Sims, Britney's former assistant. "Tony is a gentleman, and Britney wouldn't do that, especially to a friend of mine."

She would pass out in a hotel room full of hard drugs and Howie Day... or be bent over and railed wheelbarrow style by JR Rotem, though. Just saying.

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As a guy who Carrie Underwood said bristled at the prospects of not being taken seriously as a football player while he was dating her, Tony Romo might want to think twice before hanging out with Britney Spears on his NFL bye week.

After a long, stressful custody hearing ("Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!") on Friday, Britney Spears hit the town with her longtime friend, Alli Sims - and naturally, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Romo, who's pals with Sims.

The pop star, dressed in a masquerade ball mask, and Alli Sims first made a quick stop at the L.A. restaurant Ketchup where Tony Romo was eating.

"[Britney] walked around the restaurant into the lounge where she met up with some people," an observer at Ketchup (possibly Heidi Montag) said.

"She didn't eat or drink ... [It] seemed like she was rounding up people to go to [out]. She was very friendly and smiley, in and out."

Another source says: "Alli Sims was meeting up with Tony Romo and his friends at Ketchup and Britney wanted to come along. Tony and Alli have been good friends. They've known each other for a little over a year. "

Later, Tony Romo met up with Alli Sims, Britney Spears and other pals at the hot night club Les Deux where they hung out for a friendly, low-key night upstairs.

Britney Spears was "sitting with her friends and Tony. Everyone was just hanging out. Britney was upbeat, really seemed fine."

Hey, as long as those little monsters Sean Preston and Jayden James aren't around, of course she's upbeat! Really, she seemed fine! Woo-hoo!

The following night, perhaps in a nod to Tony Romo, a source says that Alli Sims playfully dressed as a quarterback for Ryan Cabrera's costume party.

How lovely. We haven't heard much about Alli's signing career of late, sadly. In recent days, Romo has also been linked to One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush.

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There's nothing in life like a good friend. Lauren Conrad knows she can always to Audrina Patridge or Whitney Port when she needs support on The Hills!

Similarly, after a judge ordered that her ex, Kevin Federline, will retain custody of their two sons, Sean and Jayden, and that she will only be given supervised visitation rights, Britney Spears found some support in her longtime pal.

Worse For the Wear

And cutie. And enabler. And maybe cousin. And past personal assistant. And possible hanger-on trying to get famous and/or rich as Britney Spears' b!tch.

Whatever you want to call her, we're talking about Alli Sims. Here, on a nighttime outing in Beverly Hills Wednesday, Alli Sims is rocking a USC Law t-shirt (studying up on how to embezzle and launder Britney Spears' money maybe?) while gazing longingly at Brit. They're like... kissin' cousins or something.

The Hollywood Gossip's opening odds of Britney Spears and Alli Sims becoming lovers by the end of 2008? 3:1. Odds of Alli using Britney for personal gain? 6:5.

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When Britney Spears left a recording studio in Burbank, Calif., last night, she apparently needed to take the edge off. We're talking right away.

As Britney sat down in the passenger seat of her white Mercedes, her assistant, BFF and possible cousin, Alli Sims clandestinely handed her a margarita ... in front of, oh, about 50 members of the celebrity news media. Give or take.

One would think that since a judge ordered Britney to undergo random drug and alcohol testing that she might lay off the booze... at least a little. Or in the car. With four dozen photographers surrounding her. Wow.

Alli Sims hands Britney Spears a drink after a hard night's work.

Putting aside the fact that this is exactly the kind of asinine behavior that has left Britney on the cusp of losing custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James... this kind of thing is also, well, not legal. To quote California state law ...

"Section 23223 (b): No passenger shall have in his or her possession, while in a motor vehicle upon a highway or on lands... any bottle, can, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage that has been opened or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed."

How many laws can Britney break in one week? How many tampons will she need the paparazzi to fetch for her? When will the next upskirt come? Stay tuned.

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Hey, at least one person is still on Team Britney!

Well, two if you're gonna count that nut Chris Crocker.

Shakin' That Booty

Ding dang, wouldn't you know it, Britney Spears' "cousin" and "assistant," the aspiring "singer" Alli Sims, has jumped to her ol' boss' defense.

Alli Sims doesn't know why people don't weave Britney alone, and says Sarah Silverman's opening remarks at the MTV Video Music Awards just "mean."

"Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god! They are the most adorable little mistakes you will ever see!" Silverman said at the VMAs. "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of."

THG NOTE: Britney had a C-section for both births, making Sarah's jokes off the mark. But the fact remains Britney goes clubbing with no underwear, so one can excuse Silverman's error. A comedian can't not go there, you know?

Anyway. Alli Sims was making a run to the grocery store for the 25-year-old star Wednesday when photographers asked if she had anything to say.

Alli Sims: Britney's cousin? Assistant? Pal?

"What about Sarah Silverman?" one guy asked Sims (on behalf of the venerable celebrity news agency X17 online. "Do you have anything to say to her?"

Alli's reply: "She's mean... MEAN! She'll have kids one day and she won't appreciate that crap."

THG NOTE
: Sarah Silverman has said in the past that she does not want, and believes she won't ever have, children. But again, neither here nor there.

In any case, it's good to see Alli and Britney back together again. Maybe Sims' "solo" career didn't gain much traction? Here's hoping they can get Shannon Funk to come over for a some three-way girl-on-girl action and videotape it.

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Yes. Alli Sims, Britney Spears' one time personal bitch and possible cousin, is hanging out with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears' former BFF and partner in (crotch shot) crime.

Scuba Diving

This isn't gonna hurt Alli Sims' "career" or anything.

After recently served with legal papers in pal Britney Spears' ongoing custody spat, Alli took some time to chill with another famous, positive influence. The aspiring singer somehow got invited to a party at Paris Hilton's Malibu house Saturday.

Is this a subtle way of Paris trying to stick it to Britney (no, not the way Criss Angel does), since Spears didn't exactly end their brief friendship on good terms?

Or is the ho-tel heiress just desperate for a new BFF now that Kim Kardashian is out making sex tapes and not interested in hanging out?

Who knows. But keep your eye on Alli Sims.

She's a cutie, for one - and plus, if there's anyone with train wreck potential, it's a girl trying to be famous, desperate for attention and clinging to Britney and Paris!

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At 2:30 a.m. on Sunday, Britney Spears' longtime pal, Alli Sims, was served with legal papers concerning the custody battle between Spears and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline.

Allison Sims

Leaving a hot party at a private home in the Hollywood Hills, Sims got served by Aaron Cohen of IMS-Security.

"Alli was really shocked and covered her face," an observer tells People. "[She was] really distraught and said 'Oh my God.'"

No word on if Sims or anyone else then busted out any memorable quotes from the 2004 dance-off classic You Got Served.

We're guessing not, unfortunately.

Britney Spears, who was also at the party, did not witness the serving of the papers, according to the observer.

The papers are a deposition subpoena sent by Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, compelling Sims to testify about Spears's parenting skills.

Sims, who has known Spears since childhood and is regularly at her side partying in Los Angeles, recently told People:

"[Britney] is a wonderful mom and she is so hands-on... Britney loves those babies to death. And they adore her."

Oh come on. The only thing she's got her hands on is Matt Encinias.

On Wednesday, Kevin Federline filed for primary custody of the couple's two sons, Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 10 months.

A source close to Federline said recently that the would-be rapper has been worried about Spears's behavior and thinks she may be exposing the boys to "unnecessary risk."

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She's been best known for hanging with Britney Spears, but now her cousin / BFF / personal biatch, Alli Sims, is aiming for a career of her own.

Many celebrity news outlets have been watching Sims' official website closely, and on Monday, Spears' former assistant updated it to include her first song - a cover of "On My Own," from the stage musical Les Misérables.

The newly launched singer says she has a staunch supporter in Britney Spears.

Shrugging off the typical celebrity gossip and rumors that Britney resented her decision to pursue her lifelong dream, Alli Sims, 26, says:

"She heard my songs on the laptop and was like, 'I love this song! This is you singing?' She has always been supportive."

Sims' comments are in slight contrast to recent reports of her estrangement from Spears and collaborations with K-Fed to protect their kids from the train wreck.

As for Spears' parenting skills, which have come under fire from Kevin Federline, his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan and others, Sims tells People, "She's a wonderful mom and she is so hands-on. ... Britney loves those babies to death. And they adore her."

Maybe Alli should read our stunning report on Sean Preston and Jayden James from yesterday and see if she's still willing to sing that tune afterward.

When it comes to her music, the Southerner is after a "soulful" sound, and the single on her Web site is "more of a filler song until I get my new stuff recorded. Honestly, we put that one up there because all the other ones I had put down in the past had a little more of a country vibe, and I do not want to go there at all."

Further distinguishing herself from Spears, Alli Sims also says, "I don't dance, I'm not pop. I'm more bluesy, more Norah Jones-ish. I don't want to appeal to just my age group."

Having moved to L.A. after college with a music career in mind, Sims made ends meet by working with noted wedding planner Mindy Weiss and, more recently, for Britney Spears.

"I was doing that for a while, and we had a great time together," Alli Sims says of Britney. "Now I hope everything falls into place, and maybe by January I will have a lot of things under my belt and get to release something. I just want to do what I love. Music is my passion."

Reports say that a solo Alli is making music with the likes of such in-demand producers as Evan Bogart and J.R. Rotem.

No word on whether Rotem has making the same kind of "music" he's made with Alli's "cousin" in the past. We're talking about J.R. tanging Britney wheelbarrow style!

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You heard it here first. Alli Sims, Britney Spears' cousin and former personal assistant who recently cut ties with the singer, is officially on her own.

Brit's former BFF and biatch has just released her own rendition of "On My Own," from the musical Les Miserables. Alli made this announcement via her official site!

Yes, folks. There is an Alli Sims dot com. What a world.

"On My Own," for those of you unfamiliar with the play, is about a woman wandering the streets at night, alone, fantasizing about a guy she can't have... "pretending he's beside me."

Hmmm. Who could Alli be pining for?

We may never know. But check out these Alli Sims photos ...

She's a cutie, that Alli - and is on the track! With the direction Britney Spears' life is headed these days, Ms. Sims is probably A LOT better off on her own.

Here's an excerpt from the official site's Alli Sims bio as well:

"... I entered the High School Pagaent [sic] and won the talent division for singing The Little Mermaid's "Part of this World." I won again the following year for singing "Someone Watch Over Me." I continued to sing in various church, wedding and school chorous [sic] groups. My favorite performance was when I sang "On My Own" from Les Miserables for Juniro [sic] Miss Georgia."

From her days shielding Jayden James from celebrity news reporters and picking out wigs for Britney and going to clubs, this aspiring star has come a long way.

Here's hoping we see a lot more of Alli Sims going forward... and maybe a little bit less of her cousin's ass. Come on, it's getting gratuitous at this point.

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What is to become of Britney Spears' kids?

Spears' legal woes in her ongoing divorce from Kevin Federline may take a turn for the worse now that her cousin and former BFF and assistant, Alli Sims, has turned to FedEx - to help take Britney to court for custody.

Brit Squats

A report from OK! Magazine claims that after hearing about Britney's spazz fest on Perez Hilton's website, Kevin spent hours Monday with his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

K-Fed, who recently started dating Liz Hernandez, has been busy with Kaplan discussing all of his options for getting the kids out of Britney's care.

"Kevin is worried about Sean Preston and Jayden James' safety," a source close to Kevin Federline confirms to the weekly celebrity news magazine.

"Kevin had heard bits and pieces of what was going on from Brit's mother, Lynne Spears, and from the bodyguards, but has been trying to focus on getting along with her, and didn't want to believe she had completely lost it."

After Alli Sims recently stopped working for Britney, she and Lynne Spears reached out to Kevin and gave detailed info about her erratic behavior.

A longtime Britney Spears pal says:

"Alli Sims gave specific instances where Brit couldn't handle having the kids. Kevin was angry at Britney for putting his kids in jeopardy and immediately phoned his lawyer to investigate the claims further. He couldn't believe she had gotten so out of control."

Alli is planning to provide specific examples to help give full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James to K-Fed, and finalize his divorce. Kevin's legal team is redrafting the divorce settlement to include Spears' recent public and private problems, and has already taken the step of contacting Britney's lawyers to set up a meeting.

LEFT: Britney Spears and cousin/assistant Alli Sims. RIGHT: Britney may have Kevin by the balls in this classic file photo, but she's losing the upper hand in their divorce case.

Reports of Britney Spears' epic meltdown at OK! Magazine - after she was the one who contacted them for a supposed tell-all interview - are wide ranging.

Perhaps the most ridiculous account of Spears' behavior is that after she wiped her greasy, fried chicken-covered hands on a $274 dress and picked up her new dog's feces with a $6,700 gown, Britney stole thousands of dollars in merchandise.

Britney Spears allegedly fled the disastrous photo shoot wearing $12,861 worth of jewelry, a $974 Vera Wang dress, $380 Lanvin heels and a $281 Pucci scarf. When the clothes Britney supposedly ruined are added, the total comes to $21,267.

Alli Sims Biography

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