by Free Britney at

Lindsay Lohan's model sister, Ali, would like to be called by her full name, Aliana Lohan, now that she's turned 18. It sounds more mature. That's her reasoning.

Whatever name you call her by, she's now a legal adult, and the family feted Aliana with a birthday celebration at Beaumarchais restaurant in NYC December 21.

Lindsay, along with a group of her friends, mom, Dina, and younger brothers Cody and Michael Jr. - also celebrating his 24th birthday BTW - honored Ali/Aliana.

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"It's clear Lindsay and Michael Jr. are very close. They were talking a lot. Michael had his arm around her. She seemed to be confiding in him," an eyewitness said.

She also went outside to smoke cigarettes with her mom at one point.

Later on that night, Playboy cover girl Lindsay "ordered a bunch of glasses of champagne for the table and switched to drinking that," says a source.

Yay. Later, Ali Lohan and her new face snapped photos on Lindsay's camera before her older sister got up to ask the restaurant staff to prepare a cake.

Although Aliana has been called an anorexic waif, she doesn't seem to be watching what she eats. Adds the eyewitness, she wolfed down the whole meal!

We hope it stayed down. Not to be cynical, but just saying.

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by Hilton Hater at

A pair of contrasting celebrities celebrate birthdays today.

First up, Ali Lohan turns 16. She's still too young to go clubbing with her screwed up sister or wear a bathing suit that exposes her cleavage - but, hey, at least she can earn her learner's permit in some states!

Ali is on record as saying she wants to follow in Lindsay's famous footsteps, so expect a solid, Mean Girls-like comedy from her in the near future; followed by a series of box office busts, drunk driving arrests and cocaine smudges on her nostrils.

For now, let's try to celebrate her quasi innocence while it lasts. Enjoy the photo montage below...

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Jordin Sparks also celebrates a birthday today. The former American Idol champion turns 20.

She can't drink legally for another year, but we can all raise a glass in appreciation of this seemingly normal, grounded, talented singer. She's the anti-Ali Lohan in every possible way, even swearing off sex until marriage.

Send in your birthday wishes to Jordin - and to Ali, if you really want to - right now and click on the following pics of Sparks to enlarge each one...

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by Free Britney at

Today's two biggest celebrity birthdays have next to nothing in common.

Jordin Sparks won the sixth season of American Idol, and almost more significantly, is an idol American girls can actually look up to. Her down-to-earth nature, self-confidence and family-first values make this 19-year-old a rare star in this era.

Ali Lohan, who turns 37 15 today? She's a train wreck in training.

Not entirely of her own volition, of course. With mom Dina Lohan pimping her hard, Ali has no choice but to become a raging crack whore for the entertainment industry and follow in the twisted, drug-addled footsteps of big sis Lindsay.

Emancipate yourself, Ali. Do it soon. New York courts are so liberal, they might actually go for it. Then move in with Jordin. There's still time!!

Anyway. Here's a photo tribute to the birthday girls. Click to enlarge ...

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by Hilton Hater at

Over the weekend, Ali Lohan turned 13.

Sorry, Wilmer Valerrama, she's still very far from legal.

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Seen here, Ali is blowing out a few candles in honor of the occasion. Needless to say, her sister Lindsay Lohan was probably blowing a few other things in honor of it being night time.

Aside from hitting her teenage years, Ali had something else to celebrate: the debut album, Lohan Holiday. Knowing this family, of course, such a retreat probably centers around a lot of men and alcohol.

But we hope the younger Lohan remains innocent. Stay true to yourself, girlfriend. Don't go looking at any Katie Rees pics for naughty ideas.

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