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Granted, Ali Lohan is mostly destined to follow in her dysfunctional sister and mother's fame-loving footsteps.

But, for the sake of her new movie, let's also refer to her as "ghostly."

Indeed, Movie Fanatic is reporting that Lindsay's 14-year-old sister, has begun filming her big screen debut, Mostly Ghostly.

Ali Lohan Image

In the movie, which centers on an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts, Ali Lohan will portray a popular high school senior.

In real life, she'll portray the sister of an alcoholic sex kitten and daughter of a mother who cares more about celebrity gossip attention than her children.

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Excuse us while we vomit...

Okay, we're back and ready to announce that the name of Ali and Dina Lohan's summer reality show will be Living Lohan.

Grumpy Photo Shoot

While we were hoping this series would be based around the mother and daughter dealing with different incapacitating illnesses every week, it looks like the show will focus on Dina once again pimping out a daughter instead.

"Viewers will go inside the Lohan's Long Island home for the first time to follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister [Lindsay's] famous footsteps," a press release for the show says.

Cameras will also follow the duo to Vegas as Ali Lohan becomes the latest untalented celebrity to record an album.

"Dina is determined to help each of her four kids fulfill their dreams and refuses to live in fear of what others may think, despite being under the paparazzi microscope," the press release adds.

We'd write more, but we're too in awe of how incredible a mother Dina Lohan is.

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The Hollywood Gossip staff gives Ali Lohan seven months until her first DUI. Maybe a year until her first threesome.

With the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan making it no secret that she's addicted to fame and fortune in a recent interview with Teen Vogue, the future is far from bright for this hopeful celebrity.

Rocker Chick Look

Here's a recap her Ali's interview with the magazine:

On her new reality TV show: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."

On her role model big sister: "I grew up watching Lindsay and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you… it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have."

Ali Lohan, seen here with her role model of a sister, can't wait to make entertainment news headlines.

On how she really wants to become an actress, singer and fashion designer: "Really bad, so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

Hooray! Soon enough, STD tests and horrific movie reviews for your work will also be happening, Ali.

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Will Ali Lohan soon be moving in on Zac Efron?

Don't worry, Vanessa Hudgens fans, we're solely talking about the fictional realm of High School Musical 3.

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According to Marc Malkin of E! News, the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan might play a role in the third installment of the wildly popular High School Musical franchise.

All we know at the moment is that Ali would portray a spoiled student in the mold of Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale). Her rep confirmed almost as much, saying: "She is auditioning for it."

So, what do you think? Would Ali Lohan make a good addition to the cast of High School Musical?

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It's always nice to have a positive role model.

Lindsay Lohan and little sister Ali Lohan sported matching spandex pants while out and about together in New York City on Wednesday. Man, they're so hot.

Fourth Court Date of 2011

Oh wait, no they're not. If it weren't for Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan would be the biggest wreck in Hollywood, easy. And Ali Lohan? She's 14! Just so wrong.

We're not above ogling Hayden Panettiere ... but 14? If you're 14, you just should not be wearing spandex pants. Especially with no underwear. Look closely and you'll see there is serious Ali Lohan camel toe action going on in the pic below...

Lindsay Lohan has taught younger sister Ali Lohan well.

Yesterday, we talked about Sophie Price and how she is trying to emulate her big sis, Jordan. Must be little sisters wanting to skank it up like older siblings week.

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This is just sad.

Only 13, Ali Lohan is being forced to enter the celebrity news headlines because her slutty, alcoholic sister can't keep her pants on or her foot off the pedal.

The sister of Lindsay and daughter of Dina and Michael recently wrote in to VH1 in defense of her mother.

Here's what Ali Lohan said:

My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us.

i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior. And would always blame my mother.

** The Hollywood Gossip note: It appears as though Ali uses the same spell check as Courtney Love. But we digress...

He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister [Lindsay Lohan] to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been.

I've wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.

Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali

First, Jamie-Lynn Spears. Now, Ali Lohan.

It's one thing Britney, Lindsay, Nicole Richie, if you wish to mess with your own life. But please don't make it seem like your actions are acceptable, or "normal." Young lives are at stake.

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Over the weekend, Ali Lohan turned 13.

Sorry, Wilmer Valerrama, she's still very far from legal.

Ali and Lindsay Lohan Pic

Seen here, Ali is blowing out a few candles in honor of the occasion. Needless to say, her sister Lindsay Lohan was probably blowing a few other things in honor of it being night time.

Aside from hitting her teenage years, Ali had something else to celebrate: the debut album, Lohan Holiday. Knowing this family, of course, such a retreat probably centers around a lot of men and alcohol.

But we hope the younger Lohan remains innocent. Stay true to yourself, girlfriend. Don't go looking at any Katie Rees pics for naughty ideas.

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It's official: Wilmer Valderrama has dated more young, hot celebrities than the number of African-Americans Michael Richards has offended.

Lindsay's Sister

And that's a lot of African-Americans!

So you can see our point: the former star of That 70's Show has left no starlet un-sexed. Rumors have connected Valderrama with Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Mandy Moore. And even Eva Longoria before she started dating Tony Parker.

But here's the best part: this Hollywood stud muffin has also romanced Firecrotch herself, Lindsay Lohan. Granted, that doesn't make him any different than a majority of the male population.

It does make the accompanying photo of himself with Ali Lohan that much funnier. We're not saying one pic of these two together means Valderrama is actually involved with a 12-year-old.

But give him a couple years.

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The wonderful train wreck Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Aliana Lohan (who goes by Ali) are collaborating to bring you a white trash Christmas album, Lohan Holiday.

It features original songs like the title track and "I Like Christmas," as well as classic tunes like "Winter Wonderland" and "Jingle Bells" and a collaboration with Amy Grant for the song "Santa's Reindeer."

The Lovely Lindsay

Wow, and we thought Paris Hilton's CD (which NO ONE BOUGHT) was the worst album of 2006. Move over Paris, you've got underage, sucky company. The barfing Lindsay Lohan pumpkin we showed you yesterday turned out to be more than mere humor -- it's apt foreshadowing of this album, which is bound to make you ill.

Nonetheless, Ali Lohan is excited.

"I want to write songs, like about girls gossiping in my school," Ali Lohan told the New York Daily News. "Girls talk about girls and those girls talk about other girls and those girls talk about the girls who started it. Then they get in a big fight. But I don't get involved with that."

What has Ali Lohan, 12, she learned from her big sister?

"Don't believe rumors. And don't talk about other people!"

What about screwing everyone in sight? Oh well. Suffice it to day, that crazy Dina Lohan did a good job raising her kids. Hopefully, Ali doesn't party quite as hard as her big sis when she reaches her teen years... and hopefully she gets to have a Rumer Willis-like personal bitch assistant, too.

Ali Lohan Biography

Ali Lohan Image Ali Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, and the youngest daughter of Michael and Dina Lohan. Pray for her. Seriously. Ali Lohan is... More »
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Ali Lohan Quotes

I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.

Ali Lohan

My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.

Ali Lohan [on terrible mom, Dina]
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