Alessandra Ambrosio

Although dissimilar upon first glance, Taylor Swift and Alessandra Ambrosio have something in common:

An affinity for long-sleeved T-shirts and Love Potion No. 9.

Both cute stars were spotted out in the same ensemble at various points over the last few weeks, and you know where we're doing with this, right? It's time for them to Face-Off, THG style! Cast your vote now.

At last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, there was one real winner: the male gender.

Still, we're asking readers to choose between a pair of that company's most famous, best-bodied models: Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Both were among the many beauties who walked the red carpet on a special aired by CBS, the gorgeous finale of which you can sit back and watch NOW. Once you've ogled that video, and wiped the drool off your keyboard, compare and contrast below:

After all the time spent showing you and talking about Marisa Miller bikini pics, Alessandra Ambrosio started getting jealous and demanded some love.

Just kidding. She has no idea we exist. But we thought an album of recent Alessandra Ambrosio bikini photos from a Victoria's Secret photoshoot in Mauritius in the Mascarene Islands was worth posting just the same. Objections?

Didn't think so. Here's why:

Even the ocean can't cool off the hotness that is Alessandra Ambrosio, who is even more impressively hot seeing as she had a baby like last week.

Goodness, you are definitely one lucky man, Jamie Mazur, whoever you are. Click to enlarge many more bikini pictures of the Brazilian swimsuit stunner ...

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is a great event.

The world's most insanely hot models strut down the runway in ridiculous lingerie that you will never see a woman wear in person in your entire life. At least if you're one of our interns. Sorry, people. We're just calling it like we see it here.

Here's Marisa Miller in some wonderfully practical undergarments ...

Click to enlarge some other photos from the event, featuring the likes of Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima (we hate that stiff Marko Jaric) and Alessandra Ambrosio, who looks pretty good considering she had a baby like last week.

Gulp. GQ has created perhaps the greatest magazine cover in recent history, assembling the entire lineup of Victoria's Secret Supermodels.

Yes. Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr are all present - and all not un-hot.

Enjoy. Click to enlarge each segment of this three-page cover...

In the following photo, Alessandra Ambrosio and Jamie Mazur look nice and content, prepared to welcome what's sure to be a beautiful celebrity baby into the world.

We wish this cute couple nothing but the best!

Gorgeous - and pregnant - Victoria's Secrey model Alessandra Ambrosio took a walk around Malibu with her upcoming baby's daddy, Jamie Mazur, this weekend.

While there had previously been some doubts about the reports that Ambrosio was pregnant, this photo confirms that a beautiful baby is on the way.

Below those breasts, surely covered by a Victoria's Secret bra, is a prominent bump. Congrats Alessandra and Jamie!

Look out, Angelina Jolie! Alessandra Ambrosio is challenging you as most beautiful, knocked up celebrity.

There is a show on VH1 called The Shot. Maybe you knew this.

We believe this is a reality show about photographers, but correct us if we're wrong here. You know what certainly isn't wrong, however?

Hot photos of Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr. Bikini pictures, people. Do we need to spell it out for you any clearer?

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller in bikinis. Yowza!

All we gotta say is if being on a reality show means you get to be a celebrity photo guy and take hot Marisa Miller pictures, where do we sign up?!

The fact that Alessandra Ambrosio is gorgeous was official a long time ago.

Now, thanks to a blog entry posted by this Victoria's Secret model, we can also confirm that she's as knocked up as Angelina Jolie and a number of other celebrities.

Here's what Alessandra had to say:
First of all, i would like to wish a happy new year to everybody and say that i have been really busy working a lot. Also, I would like to announce some really great news! My boyfriend [Jamie Mazur] and I were surprised in the beginning of the year with some delightful news that we are expecting our first child together!

This is a dream come true and a really special moment in our lives! I'm very happy to say that our baby looks healthy and that we are really excited to be mom and dad and raising a child together. I hope this year for you all has started full of amazing surprises like it has been with me.

For the time being, I ready to start to enjoy and dedicate myself to this new chapter in my life and I hope to be working soon enriched by our love for our new baby."

Alessandra Ambrosio seems nice and all. But we hate her!

As you can see below, the Victoria's Secret model is hotter pregnant than most of us look when dressed to the proverbial nines. Boyfriend, and father-to-be, Jamie Mazur is one lucky, random dude...