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An Oregon massage therapist's claim of "unwanted sexual contact" by former Vice President Al Gore has been dismissed by authorities, citing lack of evidence.

The Multnomah County District Attorney's office said it would not pursue the Al Gore sexual assault claim, but not before the police report was leaked online.

Al Gore Sexual Assault

The woman originally claimed Gore “moaned, groaned and moved” like a “crazed sex poodle” and delivered a “come hither” stare ... you may vomit on cue.

The alleged victim told detectives Gore attempted a “big tongue kiss,” “caressed” her “back and buttocks and breasts” and “shoved” her hand ... you know.

Gore, who recently split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage, fed her chocolate and attempted to coerce her to the bedroom to listen to a Pink song.

The National Enquirer broke the story of the woman's alleged Al Gore sex attack, which she reported four years ago and police revisited last year. He was not charged.

But police, for reasons unknown, investigated the case further in 2009. According to the masseuse, it began as Gore booked a massage, saying "Call me Al."

On her arrival at Portland’s up-market Hotel Lucia, Al stretched out his arms to wrap her into an embrace before purposefully dimming the lights, she said.

“It was apparent from the beginning he had been drinking,” she claimed. “The hug went on a bit too long and I was a bit taken aback by it. If it weren’t Al Gore I would have seriously questioned the situation right there."

In police documents, which identify “Mr. Stone aka Gore, Al” as the person of interest, the woman claims Gore said he wanted his inner thigh worked on.

“I was taught that a massage of the adductors could cause an involuntary erection,” she said, later, for some reason, adding, “I even voted for him in the last election, although in truth I was more accurately voting against Bush.”

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Al Gore has had better months. Ever since the former Vice President of the U.S. split from wife Tipper after 40 years, scandalous allegations have been flying.

The latest? The National Enquirer says Gore was accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon, back in 2006, and is named in a police report.

The bombshell story will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the details, the tabloid says.

Alleged proof of the encounter? Pants she saved as evidence.

True or not, this report comes just weeks after Al and Tipper Gore split. The Enquirer says she suspected he was involved with "a gorgeous massage therapist."

Well, at least she's pretty, supposedly.

Al Gore Sexual Assault

AL GORE SEX ATTACK!!! A month ago, if you told us we would report two stories about the former V.P. getting his freak on, we probably wouldn't have believed you.

He's also accused of an affair with Laurie David, ex-wife of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David, and a producer on An Inconvenient Truth.

The celebrity gossip tabloid says the 62-year-old Gore was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident - October 24, 2006 - and has the $540 massage bill.

No criminal charges were filed against Gore, but Portland police prepared a document marked "Confidential Special Report" - containing explosive allegations.

A woman, whose name is being withheld by the publication, reportedly lodged a complaint "unwanted sexual contact" by Al Gore "at a local upscale hotel."

We would say this is pure nonsense, but it's not exactly loose, vague wording of the OK! or Star variety. Besides, after Rielle Hunter, nothing is surprising.

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This week's rumor of an Al Gore-Laurie David affair heated up like the Earth's surface after a century of fossil fuel-based emissions trapping some serious freaking greenhouse gasses - but like climate change, its validity is hotly debated.

Laurie David's camp has denied it. A source close to Al Gore has denied it.

Still, the rumor of the two environmentalists falling in love - and Gore's marriage falling apart - persists even though it was the famously unreliable Star magazine that linked the Vice President to the producer of An Inconvenient Truth.

Did the publication simply find a file photo of them together and concoct this out of thin air? Did they base it on unfounded rumors? Or is there something to it?

The latest denial comes today from ... Laurie David's contractor.

Calling the report "ludicrous" and "completely ridiculous, Bart Thorpe says "I know for a fact that Laurie hasn't seen Al Gore for at least two years - at least."

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There's little evidence of a Laurie David-Al Gore tryst, but rumors persist.

The significance of Bart Thorpe's quote, given to the New York Post, is that he, of all people, supposedly had an affair with Laurie David himself, circa 2007.

Around that time, when he was doing work on her Martha's Vineyard home, she split with Larry David, Seinfeld co-creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star.

Mrs. David never emphatically denied that rumor, either.

For what it's worth, the National Enquirer says Gore's wife was suspicious of her husband and a certain cadre of ladies - but none match David's description.

Also, an unnamed insider told the tab, "there's never been proof that Al had affairs" or that infidelity contributed to his surprising split with Tipper Gore.

Basically, it looks like this rumor is just a lot of hot air (cue another bad global warming joke), but tabloids have been right about far more absurd things.

The name Rielle Hunter ring a bell?

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Rumors of an Al Gore-Laurie David affair surfaced yesterday, casting news light on the global warming advocate's separation from wife Tipper after 40 years.

But there is no truth to the report of the former Vice President's marriage ending thanks to a two-year affair with the ex-wife of Larry David, her agent says.

Al Gore Sexual Assault

"This report is completely, patently false," says Dorian Karchmar, angrily rejecting Star magazine's shocking account of an Al Gore-Laurie David affair.

The agent added regarding the scandalous story that "I have no idea where it started from or why, but it is absolutely, positively and patently untrue."

We have some idea. Laurie David, herself a prominent environmentalist, served as a producer of Al Gore's 2006 Oscar-winning An Inconvenient Truth.

Here's a photo of them together ...

Are Laurie David and Al Gore having an affair?

Al announced his separation from Tipper Gore June 1, with the couple saying it was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together."

Friends of the former couple, who said they were shocked, said at the time that the breakup was "not one of those [cheating] situations in any remote way."

David, who ended her marriage with Larry in 2007 amid allegations of infidelity, also told the Huffington Post personally that the story is a "total fabrication."

"I adore both Al and Tipper Gore. I look at them both as family," Laurie says.

Moreover, "I have happily been in a serious relationship since my divorce."

A rep for Al Gore declined to comment.

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Have former Vice President Al Gore and Laurie David, ex-wife of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David, been having an affair for the last two years?

That's the allegation of a prominent celebrity gossip tabloid.

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Al Gore split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage earlier this month, news that shocked to a public who largely viewed the Gore union as an ideal marriage.

There were very few details, rumored or confirmed, about the nature of the split. Until today, when Star said that Al Gore and Laurie David are sleeping together.

Tipper and Al Gore with Larry and Laurie David.

Al has supposedly been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Larry David in 2007 amid reports she slept with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard home.

No additional information, such as whether Tipper found out about the split, or whether it's actually true, is available at this time. But an insider did tell Star:

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers. It couldn’t be avoided."

Really, Star insider? It was inevitable? There was no deliberation at all? Michelle McGee would agree with that take. Al's just doing what guys do, right? Yeesh.

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In sad and unexpected news from the political world, former Vice President Al Gore and his wife Tipper Gore are calling it quits after four decades together.

The environmental advocate and his spouse have announced, via an e-mail to friends, that they are separating. Their 40th anniversary was just last month.

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"We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate," stated the e-mail, first obtained by

"This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration."

The Gores' brief, joint statement concluded: "We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further."

Married since May 1970, Al and Tipper Gore are splitting up.

Gore spokeswoman Kalee Kreider confirmed the statement came from the Gores, The Associated Press reports, but declined to elaborate on the matter.

Al Gore became the highest-profile advocate for environmental and climate change issues since losing the 2000 Presidential election by a razor-thin margin.

Tipper Gore is known for advocacy on mental health issues, and for an active role in the Parents Music Resource Center during her husband's time in office.

Al, 61, and Tipper, 60, have four grown children: Karenna, Kristin, Sarah and Al Gore III. We wish the spouses and their kids the best in this tough time.

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Yesterday, July 4, was America's birthday. Not Ugly Betty star America Ferrera, but the glorious land for which she is named.

Many celebrated with barbecues and fireworks. Al Gore III, however, had bigger and better ideas. The 24-year-old son of former Vice President Al Gore was arrested on suspicion of drug possession.

The former second-in-command's son was pulled over after allegedly driving his Prius 100 miles an hour down an Orange County freeway.

The creator of An Inconvenient Truth can now laugh at his son the way he has at Lindsay Lohan.

But at least the kid was driving a Prius. Who knew they could do triple digits!?

When deputies searched the car they found a stash that would make Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie salivate. Authorities seized pot, along with Valium, Xanax, Vicodin and Adderall.

Al Gore III, who was being detained at the Santa Ana Inmate Reception Center on $20,000 bail, has been arrested before, having been charged with marijuana possession in 2003 and ticketed for reckless driving in both 2000 and 2002.

Sounds like a trip to Britney Spears' former home, Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, might be in order for the portly Gore progeny. Below is Al Gore III's mug shot ...

Al Gore III Mug Shot

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Lindsay Lohan needs a drink after the GQ Men of the Year party. Oops, should we not say that anymore?

A source at the shindig in LA said that the 20-year-old actress "flipped out" when she saw her former assistant at the party with her new boss, Jessica Biel.

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"If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!" Lindsay reportedly screamed.

Biel's new boyfriend, Derek Jeter, may or may not have bashed Lohan's head in with a baseball bat, but her rants were pretty much ignored by everyone at the party.

Almost everyone else.

Apparently, Will Ferrell, was overheard telling Ben Affleck, Leonardo DiCaprio and former Vice President Al Gore, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?"

Yes, Al Gore. There's no word on how Barack Obama feels about Lohan, however.

Meanwhile, Firecrotch's rep insists this incident "does not sound like Lindsay." Right. And being Asian doesn't sound like Suri Cruise.

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