Al Gore

Al Gore does not mince words when it comes to climate.

Speaking in Aspen, Colo., last week, the former Vice President warned of the impacts of global warming and absolutely tore into its persistent skeptics.

Gore told the Aspen Institute's "Networks and Citizenship" panel not to believe those that dismiss global warming. Or as he put it, the "bull$#!t" of those "washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again."

Al Gore Global Warming Rant

"There's no longer a shared reality," Gore lamented. "It's no longer acceptable in mixed company - bipartisan company - to use the goddamn word 'climate.'"

"Some of the exact same people - I can go down a list of their names - are involved in this. And so what do they do? They pay pseudo scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense.'"

"'Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!"

Clearly, something lit a fire under Gore - and it wasn't CO2.

Global warming: Real, humanity-caused problem?

Former Vice President Al Gore may have lost the 2000 presidential election to George W. Bush, and may be unable to defeat climate change all by himself.

But at least he thwarted Molly Hagerty.

Gore was cleared of a massage therapist's sexual abuse allegations due to "lack of credible evidence" in the case, Portland, Ore., prosecutors said Friday.

The Multnomah County D.A.'s office decided that a "sustainable criminal case does not exist" after re-examining sexual assault claims by Molly Hagerty.

The masseuse said Gore made "unwanted sexual contact" with her during a massage at his hotel in 2006. The National Enquirer recently broke the story.

Later, two new accusers made similar claims.

DO NOT MESS WITH AL GORE.

Prosecutors declined to pursue the case against Al Gore after interviewing witnesses who were at the hotel and since Hagerty failed a polygraph test.

The D.A.'s office also said that "forensic testing" disputed her accusations. It's not clear what types of tests were conducted and on what evidence.

We're guessing the supposedly soiled pants of his ... Gross.

"Mr. Gore unequivocally and emphatically denied this accusation when he first learned of its existence three years ago," spokeswoman Kalee Kreider said.

"He respects and appreciates the thorough and professional work of the Portland authorities and is pleased that this matter has now been resolved."

Authorities reportedly questioned Gore personally last week.

Al Gore was questioned last week by Portland police, who just re-opened a 2006 case involving a massage therapist's sexually abuse claims against him.

The former Vice President, who has emphatically denied the allegations, met Thursday with detectives in San Francisco, Portland TV station KATU reports.

A spokesperson for Gore declined to comment on the case, which became public last month when the accuser revealed all the graphic, hilarious details.

Molly Hagerty alleges Gore demanded sexual favors and made "unwanted sexual contact" with her during a massage in his Portland, Ore., hotel room.

Portland police had filed a "special report" in January 2007, recording the massage therapist's claims that Al Gore grabbed and groped her that night.

The woman went public in a June 23 National Enquirer story and held up "soiled" pants purportedly containing Al Gore DNA for the magazine's cover.

Yech.

By July 1, the Portland Police Bureau reopened its sexual assault investigation into Al Gore, who also faces similar claims from two new accusers.

The investigation resumed after detectives looking into the alleged incident last year failed to tell high-ranking officials that they were dropping the case.

Al and his wife Tipper Gore, split in June after 40 years of marriage.

Tipper does not believe Hagerty, however, and has stood by Al, saying she knew about the allegations and that they played no role in their separation.

What do you think? Did Al Gore maul the masseuse?

Already under investigation for sexually assaulting Molly Hagerty, Al Gore is now the subject of complaints from two more masseuses who say he groped them.

According to the National Enquirer, the former Vice President wanted more than a spa day at a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills, where he attended the 2007 Oscars.

If you know what we mean!

The other episode allegedly took place in 2008 at a hotel in Tokyo. A hotel source reportedly told the Enquirer about what happened when they were alone.

"Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her," said the source. Then, according to the report, Gore pointed south and said "Take care of this."

That's probably the funniest quote of all time, real or otherwise.

Are any of Al Gore's sexual assault accusers to be believed?

The former presidential candidate has denied any wrongdoing, and regarding Hagerty, questions have already been raised about the Enquirer paying her to talk.

Yet despite its low-brow reputation, the tabloid has blown the lid off the Tiger Woods and John Edwards sex scandals, the latter earning Pulitzer consideration.

It also bears mentioning that the police investigation into Gore's conduct in the Hagerty case, dating back to 2006, is now back on. So something could be up.

All of this has come to light after Al and Tipper Gore split in early June after 40 years of marriage. For her part, she has defended him against Hagerty's claim.

As for the two new accusers, their identities are under wraps, at least for the time being. We'll see how long it takes for the Enquirer to pay for more details.

Tough month for Al Gore. First, he announced a split from wife Tipper after 40 years, then was accused of sexual assault, then Prince declared the Internet "over."

Fortunately, the former V.P.'s wife still has his back regarding the sex scandal.

Tipper says the couple's separations nothing to do with the sexual assault allegations made against him by Molly Hagerty, nor does she buy the masseuse's story.

Tabloids have suggested that Hagerty's claim that Al Gore forced himself on her during a massage in a Portland hotel was the last straw in their unraveling union.

Not so, Tipper Gore and family friends say.

"And they also say Al had an affair with a Tennessee Titans cheerleader one week, a Hollywood producer the next," says a friend close to both Al and Tipper Gore.

Adds the friend, "None of these is true. Both Al and Tipper are baffled by the sexual assault allegations, frustrated to see his name dragged through the mud."

Al and Tipper Gore have split, but not because of any massage gone awry.

Another friend of Tipper's says that "Tipper has known about these allegations since Al found out about them himself. She has known that massage has been very much a part of his health regimen for many, many, many years."

Furthermore, "she doesn't believe any of the allegations that this woman [Hagerty] is making and they played no role whatsoever in their decision to separate."

The friend says Tipper Gore is unnerved to find herself back in the glare just after the couple's June 1 announcement of their separation was supposed to afford her a life outside of the spotlight that comes with her husband's public policy work.

It could get worse before it gets better.

On June 30, police reopened an investigation into the allegations, citing "procedural issues" with how the statement by Al Gore's accuser was handled last year. Gore has denied wrongdoing and has not been charged with a crime.

Do you believe Al Gore assaulted Molly Hagerty?

We reported her accusations in graphic detail last week, but Molly Hagerty, Al Gore's sexual assault accuser, faces myriad questions about her credibility.

Namely, that she went shopping her story for money years after the fact.

Police in Portland, Ore., announced that they are reopening the investigation into allegations of sexual abuse against former the former Vice President.

The accusation of unwanted sexual contact came from massage therapist Molly Hagerty, who was called to his hotel room at 4 a.m. on Oct. 24, 2006.

Gore says he received a massage, but denies acting inappropriately. Hagerty says that he repeatedly forced himself upon her, despite her objections.

He was never charged and the case was dropped due to insufficient evidence. It's being reviewed, but there are reasons to be suspicious of Hagerty:

Why didn't she just leave?

She said she feared she would be raped, a somewhat dubious claim in itself, or "accosted by some security detail," when Gore had no detail that night.

Why did she wait weeks to make her initial complaint to police?

Hagerty waited six weeks to mention this, but she contends she told her friends immediately, and police may be interested in interviewing those people.

Why did she cancel interviews with police regarding the case?

Hagerty nixed three interviews with detectives about her criminal complaint. Three years later, Hagerty changed her mind again and decided to pursue it.

Did she receive money to tell her story?

The million-dollar question, possibly literally. Hagerty has twice been interviewed by the National Enquirer, which unabashedly and routinely pays sources.

As the Rielle Hunter-John Edwards and Tiger Woods-Rachel Uchitel scandals prove, that doesn't mean they lie. But it does make you question motive.

Do you believe Al Gore sexually abused Molly Hagerty?

Portland police will reopen their investigation into Al Gore and allegations that the former V.P. sexually abused a massage therapist named Molly Hagerty.

Guy hasn't felt the heat like this since November 2000!

The 2006 claims by Molly Hagerty did not lead to charges. Officials also may have briefly re-examined the case last year, resulting in recent media leaks.

Just last week, police said the matter wasn't investigated further due to "insufficient evidence to support the allegations" and the accuser was uncooperative.

They were not specific about why they were taking another look at it this time, but Hagerty has since gone public with her claims against the politician.

She told the National Enquirer in graphic detail about the awful night Al Gore sexually abused her, allegedly, in his hotel room after paying for a massage.

GORE-Y DETAILS: More are sure to come for Al.

A week after the inconvenient rumor first surfaced that Al Gore faced allegations of sexual assault, the former Veep issued a strongly worded denial Wednesday.

Confident that he will be exonerated, his camp says "Further investigation into this matter will only benefit Mr. Gore," according to spokesperson Kalee Kreider.

"[Gore] cannot comment on every defamatory, misleading, inaccurate story generated by tabloids. Mr. Gore unequivocally and emphatically denied this accusation when he first learned of its existence three years ago. He stands by that denial."

The Enquirer, which has blown the lid off the Tiger Woods and John Edwards cheating scandals, was the first to report on the masseuse's statement to the police last year regarding the alleged abuse at a luxury hotel in October 2006.

Molly Hagerty was reportedly considering suing the 62-year-old Gore before approaching the celebrity gossip publication, asking for $1 million for her story.

It's unclear if she was paid that, but the Enquirer is unabashed about doing so for solid intel and, as Edwards' scandal proved, it doesn't mean it's not true.

What do you think? Do you believe Molly Hagerty?

Al Gore's sexual assault accuser has been revealed, and Molly Hagerty says she has evidence to support her claim that the former V.P. is a pervert fiending for tail.

Molly, the Portland masseuse who made sexual assault accusations against Gore in 2006, tells the National Enquirer, "Al Gore is a pervert and sexual predator."

Moreover, "He's not what people think he is - he's a sick man!"

The story broke last week, with Molly Hagerty's name withheld a a possible sex crime victim. Gore was not charged in 2006 or 2009, when the case was reopened.

It's unclear why police took another look at this just last year for an alleged incident years earlier, but in any case, Hagerty is ready to go public - and tell all.

HER STAINED PANTS: Yep, that's Molly Hagerty with them. Yech.

She already described Al Gore's nasty moves in the bedroom ... or at least when trying to get her into the bedroom. Now she's seeking justice, no matter the cost.

It's been a rough month for the 2000 Democratic presidential candidate, who split with wife Tipper and also battled rumors that he had an affair with Laurie David.

Demanding police launch a full investigation, Hagerty says, "I want justice served," claiming to have a key witness, secret surveillance footage and ... DNA evidence.

We're guessing said evidence would be the pants she's holding in the pic above. The image of Al Gore making that stain may be seared into our brains forever.

Thanks a lot, Molly Hagerty. VOTE: Do you believe her?

An Oregon massage therapist's claim of "unwanted sexual contact" by former Vice President Al Gore has been dismissed by authorities, citing lack of evidence.

The Multnomah County District Attorney's office said it would not pursue the Al Gore sexual assault claim, but not before the police report was leaked online.

The woman originally claimed Gore “moaned, groaned and moved” like a “crazed sex poodle” and delivered a “come hither” stare ... you may vomit on cue.

The alleged victim told detectives Gore attempted a “big tongue kiss,” “caressed” her “back and buttocks and breasts” and “shoved” her hand ... you know.

Gore, who recently split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage, fed her chocolate and attempted to coerce her to the bedroom to listen to a Pink song.

The National Enquirer broke the story of the woman's alleged Al Gore sex attack, which she reported four years ago and police revisited last year. He was not charged.

But police, for reasons unknown, investigated the case further in 2009. According to the masseuse, it began as Gore booked a massage, saying "Call me Al."

On her arrival at Portland’s up-market Hotel Lucia, Al stretched out his arms to wrap her into an embrace before purposefully dimming the lights, she said.

“It was apparent from the beginning he had been drinking,” she claimed. “The hug went on a bit too long and I was a bit taken aback by it. If it weren’t Al Gore I would have seriously questioned the situation right there."

In police documents, which identify “Mr. Stone aka Gore, Al” as the person of interest, the woman claims Gore said he wanted his inner thigh worked on.

“I was taught that a massage of the adductors could cause an involuntary erection,” she said, later, for some reason, adding, “I even voted for him in the last election, although in truth I was more accurately voting against Bush.”

Al Gore has had better months. Ever since the former Vice President of the U.S. split from wife Tipper after 40 years, scandalous allegations have been flying.

The latest? The National Enquirer says Gore was accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon, back in 2006, and is named in a police report.

The bombshell story will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the details, the tabloid says.

Alleged proof of the encounter? Pants she saved as evidence.

True or not, this report comes just weeks after Al and Tipper Gore split. The Enquirer says she suspected he was involved with "a gorgeous massage therapist."

Well, at least she's pretty, supposedly.

AL GORE SEX ATTACK!!! A month ago, if you told us we would report two stories about the former V.P. getting his freak on, we probably wouldn't have believed you.

He's also accused of an affair with Laurie David, ex-wife of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David, and a producer on An Inconvenient Truth.

The celebrity gossip tabloid says the 62-year-old Gore was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident - October 24, 2006 - and has the $540 massage bill.

No criminal charges were filed against Gore, but Portland police prepared a document marked "Confidential Special Report" - containing explosive allegations.

A woman, whose name is being withheld by the publication, reportedly lodged a complaint "unwanted sexual contact" by Al Gore "at a local upscale hotel."

We would say this is pure nonsense, but it's not exactly loose, vague wording of the OK! or Star variety. Besides, after Rielle Hunter, nothing is surprising.