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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills swear "She's Gone Too Far" but in truth, only they know for sure how far she's really gone this time.

We break down what we can of the secret that shall not be named and find out who is the biggest tattle tale in THG's patented +/- review!

Mauricio's Birthday Gift

Kyle's house is getting egged? Disgruntled fan? Perhaps they need to invest in a better security system. Money's obviously not a problem since Mauricio gave Kyle a brand new Maserati one week and now his 16 year old gets her own Mercedes.

Almost more shocking than the car were the girl's shorts. Minus 14. The only way for that tiny scrap of denim to get any shorter would be if she took them off altogether.  

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills brought us "Girls Gone Ojai'd" Monday night as the women do drunken gymnastics and slather mud over one another.

We break down who got wild and who was sober in THG's +/- recap!

Brandi in the House

We dive right back in where we left off with Brandi telling Adrienne to "shut the f**k up" and everyone else freaking out.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back and "Uh Oh, Somebody's Crying!"

Isn't that just what you want to hear someone yell out when you're sobbing in public? We break down all the tears and fears in THG's weekly +/- review.

Adrienne's Nerves

It started off with the summit meeting between Lisa and Adrienne.

Plus 12 to Adrienne for calling it although it was about damn time.

As usual Lisa looked on the event with her own very British brand of humor.

"I don't mean to make her nervous…that much." Plus 15.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are invited to dinner but please, "Don't Sing For Your Supper." But one Housewife can't get over the music.

We break down all the tears and jeers in THG's +/- recap!

Kyle's New Driver

Before we get to dinner, let's start off with prom night.  Kim's 16 year old daughter Kimberly is heading off to her first prom and I think Kim is more excited than she is.

Kim wants to make sure this is the most amazing experience her daughter's ever had.  Minus 10.  No pressure or anything.

But this is Kim's youngest so I'll forgive her the tears and high expectations.  It's been a rough year.

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Camille Grammer has been there. She know what it's like to divorced in the public eye.

So with Adrienne Maloof now single after she and Paul Nassif finalized their divorce just last week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has some advice for her castmate.

  • Camille Grammer Busts Out
  • Adrienne Maloof Pose

"A man helps," Camille told People of how Maloof should cope. "Sexual healing helps."

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills claim "The Higher the Heel, the Closer to God" but what if they're only platform boots. Makes you wonder!

We recap all the campy shoe choices and strange animal moments in THG's +/- review:

Adrienne & Kyle Shop


Kyle and Adrienne meet at a posh kid's boutique to pick out something for Portia's fourth birthday and Kyle thinks Adrienne is looking for pants for herself.

What? Apparently Kim is small enough to shop for clothes there too.

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Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif have settled their occasionally contentious divorce battle.

Following a few ugly back-and-forths, which included accusations of violence against each party, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and her ex have made nice and released the statement below.

Adrienne Maloof on the Red Carpet

"We're happy to announce we have reached agreement on a settlement. There has been so much untrue negative innuendo and destructive rumors beyond our control.

"We want the best for each other and we're confident we can help each other make a continuing positive impact with our children... Our goal is for our children to have stable and nurturing relationships with both of us so we can all find as much happiness as possible.

"We appreciate the good wishes we continue to receive from our supporters around the world."

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back for Season 3, but who's "Down and Left Out in Beverly HIlls" and who finds themselves booted off the invite list?

The lines are drawn and we break it all down in THG's +/- recap!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Cast

The Vanderpumps have moved… about a block away but I must say, the new home is gorgeous. Plus 15 because they have no neighbors.  That will keep things tranquil. 

Lisa's new bff Brandi Granville stops by with a housewarming gift. Always the traditional girl, Brandi gives them rubber sheets and a tequila gun and calls it just another Tuesday night at the Vanderpump's, emphasis on the pump. Plus 13.

If you can say anything about Brandi, it's that she has a sense of humor.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 gets underway on Monday, November 5.

With new cast members Yolanda Foster and Marisa Zanuck on board, upcoming episodes are sure to be... well, exactly like past episodes of this ridiculously scripted scripted series.

The newbies joined returning stars such as Camille Grammer and Taylor Armstrong at a Season 3 premiere party in Hollywood last night - and THG has the photographic evidence to prove it!

Taylor Armstrong and Camille Grammer

Decide who is more despicable, Camille or Taylor, and then click through the following red carpet images from the event:

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All is peaceful once again between Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif. For now, at least.

A 90-day settlement has been reached between The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member and her ex-husband, who have been exchanging vitriol in court over the last few weeks.

Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif Kissing

Maloof, for example, has accused Nassif of choking the couple's son.

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