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It looks like 50 Cent is in the hospital and gearing up for surgery.

It's unclear why, but follow his Twitter feed and you should find out soon enough. Guy has been updating it a ton. Not a lot else to do there, right?

The rapper is currently seeking treatment for something, and while the medical details are scarce, there's no shortage of amusing photographs.

Check out this one. Downright artistic, Fiddy:

50 Cent Hospitalized

“I’m in the hospital but my gangsta grillz LOST TAPE is done so it will be out on time,” he Tweeted. He added, “I don’t want to go into surgery.”

Who does, honestly? 50 Cent also wrote, “Do not do a @djdrama gangsta grillz is all I get. Ain’t this a b*tch. I give 15 tracks you give me this."

Whatever the hell that means, and whatever his ailment might be, we hope he's back on his feet soon! Though him being there has its benefits.

Like this amazing image:

50 Cent in the Hospital

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50 Cent is nothing if not self-ware.

Always a more complex individual than you might think, the star has grown morose lately, at least according to dispatches sent out over his Twitter account.

“I don’t think I’m gonna live much longer,” Fiddy told his nearly 5.5 million followers. Well, that doesn't sound uplifting. His rationale for such a statement?

50 Cent, Book

”I’m good if I die tonight," he said, although he went on to assure fans in a later tweet that he's alright: “To be conscious that life is short is not suicidal.”

Shortly before that, 50 had lamented, “I have lost all the faith in the team I’m on,” alluding to the troubles he and his label Interscope have been having.

“I have nothing left to say. I will not be promoting my music.”

That and Chelsea Handler reportedly shot him down. Brutal!

Of course, Mr. Cent, who “took 25 cent water and sold it for $2” as VitaminWater, does have a new entrepreneurial pursuit: his new six-hour energy drink, Street King!

Suck it, Five Hour Energy. And cheer up, 50.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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We suppose you can give 50 Cent credit for trying to lighten the mood, but it was still a little soon for Japanese earthquake/Tsunami humor, most likely.

While countless celebrities Tweeted their thoughts and prayers to the victims, the rapper attempted some online stand-up comedy, with mixed results.

Some of 50's ill-advised Twitter tsunami one-liners ...

Handsome 50
  • "Its all good Till b*tches see there christian louboutins floating down da street shit gone get crazy."
  • "Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoe's from LA,Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol"
  • "Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing."

Those Tweets are still up on 50's page, but he apparently thought better of this approach afterward, because he added the following thoughts:

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Yes, you read both parts of the above headline correctly.

50 Cent made a fortune from rapping, but that doesn't mean he's content to rest on his laurels and Tweet photos of himself with stacks of cash all day.

Okay, well he does do that a fair amount But our point is that 50, a.k.a. Curtis Jackson, is proving quite the businessman in addition to entertainer.

This is Fiddy

MAKIN' BANK: Chelsea Handler must be attracted to more than his rap skills.

50 Cent recently Tweeted about a penny stock company he's invested in ... one that's up 290 percent since he pitched the stock tip to 3.8 million followers.

"You can double your money right now. Just get what you can afford," 50 tweeted about a Florida company, H&H Imports. "They are no joke get in now."

He received 30 million shares of H&H in a private placement last October, buying portions of his stake at 15 cents, 25 cents and - no kidding - 50 cents.

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Chelsea Handler hearts 50 Cent like she hates Angelina Jolie. If she and the rapper aren't dating, which she insists, then they're definitely close friends.

Like roll-around-in-bed-cuddling kind of close friends. It's great.

Tournament of THG Couples Bracket

Here's the comedienne sucking on his face, taking a picture, and posting it on Twitter. That's not the way to quelch rumors you're dating 50 Cent ...

Handler put the intimate Twitpic with Fiddy up earlier today with this cryptic tease: "I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper."

Friends with benefits?

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In things-you-do-just-because-you-can-and-it's-a-slow-day news, 50 Cent pulled out PILES of $100 bills yesterday and posed with them in various photos.

Fiddy decided to show off on Twitter, posting the pics below with captions like "Holy sh*t bat man I think I'm rich" ... and "Who said I don't have a heart."

Or a sense of humor. While the wisdom of Tweeting said pics is debatable, this definitely looks like more fun to play with than Chelsea Handler ...

What's your reaction to these 50 Cent photos?

 

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Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were seen getting pretty cozy over this past weekend, but according to Chelsea, 50 isn't handling Handler in any non-business way.

Yup, she says it was strictly professional the other night, despite witness reports of late nite necking and heavy petting at at a jazz bar in New Orleans.

C'mon, right? Can't you sort of see it? Chelsea Cent? Fiddler?

Chelsea Handler Nude Picture

50 Cent would be getting applause from us if he were ... never mind.

Handler said on Twitter: "Everyone, calm down. I met with Mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, i'll let you know if there is."

LOL. She said Mr. Cent. That's funny.

Whatever project it might be, it'll be huge. Forbes had already dubbed them a possible new power couple, with an estimated total net worth of $39M!

Get rich or die tryin' ... or something.

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50 Cent has been Tweeting like a madman lately, and some of the rapper's vast vault of wisdom really warrants a closer look. Just don't threaten the guy, or he will come after you ... in a Twitter rampage, and possibly a glock. There's no telling.

Also, the man appears to be into some kinky stuff. In case you're easily offended, we've posted some excerpts from his publicly available account after the jump.

Not sure if this imagery is something you want ...

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