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Just when you thought the Internet had given us, everything, there is a video that exists of 50 Cent's classic rap anthem "In Da Club" dubbed over Jehovah's Witnesses.

Jehovah's Witnesses who happen to be using sign language, obviously.

In a fervent attempt to encourage deaf people to stop masturbating.

Yes, someone made this. Watch it and laugh hysterically now ...

Not that there's anything we can or need to add to this brilliance, but:

  1. It's the uncensored version of "In Da Club," not even the radio edit!
  2. Can someone give us an actual translation of what they're saying?
  3. Jehovah's Witnesses wouldn't even celebrate Shawty's birthday!

So much sacrilege here.

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50 Cent reportedly won a $500,000 bet (!) on the Giants in the NFC Championship game. But that's only money. For the Super Bowl, he's making things really interesting.

After Tweeting throughout Sunday's nerve-wracking win ("just watched a $500,000 football game get on my level Chumps") 50 is uber-confident heading into February 5.

So much so that the rapper quickly accepted when a follower named MyBestAssets made him an offer regarding his hometown Giants and the New England Patriots:

50 Cent Bet

Fiddy is betting something a little different this time around.

It's unclear who MyBestAssets is, what those assets are, and what the extent of her relationship with Chelsea Handler's ex is. But she's apparently a Pats fan.

"Lets bet. If the Giants lose the Superbowl, u must post ur d*ck on the twitter. If they win, I'll post my boobs & face. Bet?" she wrote. 50 quickly went all in on that.

"Ok It's a bet. See your d*ck on twitter Feb 5. Lol" she wrote.

LOL indeed. This is definitely the most unusual wager we've heard of, which is saying something, as certain THG staff members have bet on the coin toss. The coin toss.

Anyway, let's go Giants. We really don't need to see that.

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50 Cent's small city mansion in Farmington, Conn., was broken into this morning, but luckily, both of the burglars were arrested at the scene.

One of them was drinking wine inside a closet.

Law enforcement sources received a call around 6 a.m. from security guards at the mansion about a suspicious car in 50 Cent's driveway.

50 Cent, Burglars

SO HIGH: These won't make our gallery of celebrity mug shots because they're just random dumbasses from Connecticut ... but wow. Smoke enough weed, guys?

Local police showed up and discovered two men in the residence, one of whom, Alexander Hernandez (red shirt), was hiding away in a closet.

Pounding a bottle of wine he allegedly pilfered from 50. You're gonna have to reimburse him for that or ELSE, you know that right Alexander?

According to cops, the two suspects entered through an unlocked door and were in possession of marijuana when police arrived to the home.

Both were arrested and held on $50,000 bond. We're just happy they didn't walk in on 50 in bed with Chelsea Handler. Talk about awkward.

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Keenan Cahill, a 15-going-on-5-year-old from the Chicago area, has something of a cult following on YouTube, where he lip syncs to pop songs. That's basically it.

His first viral "hit" involved him choking on a cookie awhile back, but he REALLY hit it big when he "covered" Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream." It was his break.

Now a full-fledged online hit, Keenan Cahill "performed" on Chelsea Lately, doing his thing to "Down on Me" by Jeremith. Wait'll you see who makes a cameo ...

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