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We know that he's been in bed with Chelsea Handler, but the true nature of 50 Cent's relationship with the comedienne has never been clearly defined.

Are they dating? Were they dating? Were they just friends? Did he wanna be more than just friends only to be shot down? It's all very unclear.

In a recent interview with Vibe, Fiddy sort of clarified things. Okay, not at all. But he does admit that Chelsea Handler is a pretty awesome gal.

Is it love? Friendship? Whatever it is, 50's got a thing for her.

"Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person," the rapper tells the publication. "[Chelsea's] the kind of person that if you're blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you'll enjoy it."

"I'm not sure you'll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f--k her, but you might. You'd leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person."

SO, in summation, you might wanna bend Chelsea Handler over a household appliance, you might not. But either way, she's pretty cool.

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We suppose you can give 50 Cent credit for trying to lighten the mood, but it was still a little soon for Japanese earthquake/Tsunami humor, most likely.

While countless celebrities Tweeted their thoughts and prayers to the victims, the rapper attempted some online stand-up comedy, with mixed results.

Some of 50's ill-advised Twitter tsunami one-liners ...

Handsome 50
  • "Its all good Till b*tches see there christian louboutins floating down da street shit gone get crazy."
  • "Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoe's from LA,Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol"
  • "Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing."

Those Tweets are still up on 50's page, but he apparently thought better of this approach afterward, because he added the following thoughts:

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Chelsea Handler is getting quite the reputation these days.

First she tells off Angelina Jolie ... then she strikes up a romance with 50 Cent, only to dump him just before the holidays, leaving the rapper "heartbroken."

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That's according to Us Weekly, which adds that to win her back, 50 pulled out all the stops and "spent Christmas sending her gifts, but she sent them back."

"She put a note on one that said, 'I can buy my own gifts.'"

BANG BANG: Chelsea supposedly shot 50 down hard!

Cent, who was first spotted canoodling with the Chelsea Lately host in October, denied they dated in an interview this week. But perhaps there's more to it?

A reconciliation looks like the last thing on her mind, in any case.

According to an eyewitness, Handler had already set her sights on Uma Thurman's ex, hotelier Andre Balazs, 54. "They snuck kisses" last week, reports say.

Perhaps 50 will channel his pain into a moving new rap ballad.

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Chelsea Handler may have Tweeted a photo of herself in bed with 50 Cent, but the two are definitely not a couple, according to the rapper-turned-actor.

When Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos asked 50 to set the dating rumor straight at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, he did just that.

Handler in Action

And he said the two are not involved romantically.

"No, you could've asked Chelsea," he said. "She made that visible for everyone."

Probed again by Maria, who mentioned the late night host and the rapper's closeness of late, Mr. Cent laughed and said, "We're just good friends."

So why has Chelsea been talking about the star so much lately? "'Cause we're friends," 50 said. "That would be a good reason to talk about me."

Makes sense. But where's the fun in that logic.

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Yes, you read both parts of the above headline correctly.

50 Cent made a fortune from rapping, but that doesn't mean he's content to rest on his laurels and Tweet photos of himself with stacks of cash all day.

Okay, well he does do that a fair amount But our point is that 50, a.k.a. Curtis Jackson, is proving quite the businessman in addition to entertainer.

This is Fiddy

MAKIN' BANK: Chelsea Handler must be attracted to more than his rap skills.

50 Cent recently Tweeted about a penny stock company he's invested in ... one that's up 290 percent since he pitched the stock tip to 3.8 million followers.

"You can double your money right now. Just get what you can afford," 50 tweeted about a Florida company, H&H Imports. "They are no joke get in now."

He received 30 million shares of H&H in a private placement last October, buying portions of his stake at 15 cents, 25 cents and - no kidding - 50 cents.

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50 Cent's small city mansion in Farmington, Conn., was broken into this morning, but luckily, both of the burglars were arrested at the scene.

One of them was drinking wine inside a closet.

Law enforcement sources received a call around 6 a.m. from security guards at the mansion about a suspicious car in 50 Cent's driveway.

50 Cent, Burglars

SO HIGH: These won't make our gallery of celebrity mug shots because they're just random dumbasses from Connecticut ... but wow. Smoke enough weed, guys?

Local police showed up and discovered two men in the residence, one of whom, Alexander Hernandez (red shirt), was hiding away in a closet.

Pounding a bottle of wine he allegedly pilfered from 50. You're gonna have to reimburse him for that or ELSE, you know that right Alexander?

According to cops, the two suspects entered through an unlocked door and were in possession of marijuana when police arrived to the home.

Both were arrested and held on $50,000 bond. We're just happy they didn't walk in on 50 in bed with Chelsea Handler. Talk about awkward.

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Chelsea Handler hearts 50 Cent like she hates Angelina Jolie. If she and the rapper aren't dating, which she insists, then they're definitely close friends.

Like roll-around-in-bed-cuddling kind of close friends. It's great.

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Here's the comedienne sucking on his face, taking a picture, and posting it on Twitter. That's not the way to quelch rumors you're dating 50 Cent ...

Handler put the intimate Twitpic with Fiddy up earlier today with this cryptic tease: "I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper."

Friends with benefits?

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Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent need to go public already.

While the E! host has insisted they're just friends, she didn't shy away from sharing a few intimate details during an appearance on The Tonight Show.

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After Jay Leno asked if she called her man "Fiddy Cent," the Chelsea Lately host deadpanned, "I don't know, I call him Curtis when we're having sex."

50 cozies up to Handler ... and her producer Heather McDonald.

Continued Handler, "No, but he does have a real name. His name is Curtis. Curtis ... I don't know, I should find out." She's kidding ... we think. Hard to tell.

But while the comedian was on stage slamming Angelina Jolie Friday night, her friend and writer and producer, Heather McDonald, was cozying up to 50.

"Great show in Newark tonight but Chelsea should be worried because of this," McDonald Tweeted of her flirty backstage photo with the rapper. Uh oh.

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A new track from Michael Jackson's posthumous, forthcoming album has just leaked. The late King of Pop's collaboration with 50 Cent is a real "Monster."

Only literally. That's the name of the song, which is actually mediocre.

At least in our opinion. The first two releases, "Breaking News" and "Hold My Hand" (featuring Akon) are superior. You tell us, though, after listening here:

What do you think of MJ and 50's "Monster"?

 

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Keenan Cahill, a 15-going-on-5-year-old from the Chicago area, has something of a cult following on YouTube, where he lip syncs to pop songs. That's basically it.

His first viral "hit" involved him choking on a cookie awhile back, but he REALLY hit it big when he "covered" Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream." It was his break.

Now a full-fledged online hit, Keenan Cahill "performed" on Chelsea Lately, doing his thing to "Down on Me" by Jeremith. Wait'll you see who makes a cameo ...