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Chelsea Handler hearts 50 Cent like she hates Angelina Jolie. If she and the rapper aren't dating, which she insists, then they're definitely close friends.

Like roll-around-in-bed-cuddling kind of close friends. It's great.

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Here's the comedienne sucking on his face, taking a picture, and posting it on Twitter. That's not the way to quelch rumors you're dating 50 Cent ...

Handler put the intimate Twitpic with Fiddy up earlier today with this cryptic tease: "I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper."

Friends with benefits?

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Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent need to go public already.

While the E! host has insisted they're just friends, she didn't shy away from sharing a few intimate details during an appearance on The Tonight Show.

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After Jay Leno asked if she called her man "Fiddy Cent," the Chelsea Lately host deadpanned, "I don't know, I call him Curtis when we're having sex."

50 cozies up to Handler ... and her producer Heather McDonald.

Continued Handler, "No, but he does have a real name. His name is Curtis. Curtis ... I don't know, I should find out." She's kidding ... we think. Hard to tell.

But while the comedian was on stage slamming Angelina Jolie Friday night, her friend and writer and producer, Heather McDonald, was cozying up to 50.

"Great show in Newark tonight but Chelsea should be worried because of this," McDonald Tweeted of her flirty backstage photo with the rapper. Uh oh.

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A new track from Michael Jackson's posthumous, forthcoming album has just leaked. The late King of Pop's collaboration with 50 Cent is a real "Monster."

Only literally. That's the name of the song, which is actually mediocre.

At least in our opinion. The first two releases, "Breaking News" and "Hold My Hand" (featuring Akon) are superior. You tell us, though, after listening here:

What do you think of MJ and 50's "Monster"?

 

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Keenan Cahill, a 15-going-on-5-year-old from the Chicago area, has something of a cult following on YouTube, where he lip syncs to pop songs. That's basically it.

His first viral "hit" involved him choking on a cookie awhile back, but he REALLY hit it big when he "covered" Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream." It was his break.

Now a full-fledged online hit, Keenan Cahill "performed" on Chelsea Lately, doing his thing to "Down on Me" by Jeremith. Wait'll you see who makes a cameo ...

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In things-you-do-just-because-you-can-and-it's-a-slow-day news, 50 Cent pulled out PILES of $100 bills yesterday and posed with them in various photos.

Fiddy decided to show off on Twitter, posting the pics below with captions like "Holy sh*t bat man I think I'm rich" ... and "Who said I don't have a heart."

Or a sense of humor. While the wisdom of Tweeting said pics is debatable, this definitely looks like more fun to play with than Chelsea Handler ...

What's your reaction to these 50 Cent photos?

 

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Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were seen getting pretty cozy over this past weekend, but according to Chelsea, 50 isn't handling Handler in any non-business way.

Yup, she says it was strictly professional the other night, despite witness reports of late nite necking and heavy petting at at a jazz bar in New Orleans.

C'mon, right? Can't you sort of see it? Chelsea Cent? Fiddler?

Chelsea Handler Nude Picture

50 Cent would be getting applause from us if he were ... never mind.

Handler said on Twitter: "Everyone, calm down. I met with Mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, i'll let you know if there is."

LOL. She said Mr. Cent. That's funny.

Whatever project it might be, it'll be huge. Forbes had already dubbed them a possible new power couple, with an estimated total net worth of $39M!

Get rich or die tryin' ... or something.

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50 Cent was shot last night ... by a photographer, at a bar, with Chelsea Handler!

The couple were seen together, and by the way they got up close and personal, they gave some serious credibility to the dating rumors going around.

Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were seen at the Blue Nile jazz bar in New Orleans, and were getting hot and heavy in that piece - not just friends!

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FIDDY AND CHELSEA: What do you think? Would 50 be good with the Handler? In a crazy world, this celebrity couple just might work. We can kinda see it!

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50 Cent has been Tweeting like a madman lately, and some of the rapper's vast vault of wisdom really warrants a closer look. Just don't threaten the guy, or he will come after you ... in a Twitter rampage, and possibly a glock. There's no telling.

Also, the man appears to be into some kinky stuff. In case you're easily offended, we've posted some excerpts from his publicly available account after the jump.

Not sure if this imagery is something you want ...

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Who knew 50 Cent was so dedicated to his craft?

No, not getting shot up again and again.

Acting!

The artist is starring in a film he wrote, Things Fall Apart, and he went all Michael Ventrella for the role: thanks to a liquid diet and a trio of hour/day treadmill sessions, the rapper dropped from 214 to 160 pounds.

You aren't so tough now, are you, Fiddy?!? (Please don't hurt us.)

50 Pounds Lighter
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If you thought the Rozlyn Papa sex tape scandal was the most unexpected story in the adult genre today, wait 'til you read this N.Y. Daily News item on 50 Cent.

Lastonia Leviston claims the rapper posted her personal sex tape online, dubbed in his own commentary and spliced himself into the action in various costumes.

She filed papers in Manhattan Supreme Court saying that she and Maurice Murray "videotaped themselves engaging in sexually explicit activities" in June 2008.

Leviston claims she requested Murray destroy the tape and that he agreed, but he allegedly "transferred or sold" it to 50 Cent instead for reasons unknown.

"Ooh, she grindin', is she a grinder?" 50 says while a lingerie-clad Lastonia Leviston romps around on a leather couch with a man whose face is blurred out.

This is 50

50 Cent - who takes on the "Pimpin' Curly" persona in the video (above) - is accused of having posted the raunchy, 13-minute sex tape on several websites.

The reason? Beef with rival rapper Rick Ross, obviously. He refers to the girl in the X-rated video as a "nasty b----" and describes her as Ross' baby mama.

"Ricky don't know how to do that!" Fiddy taunts after a man in red boxer shorts (presumably Murray) bends over Leviston and begins "smackin' dat a$$."

Ross and 50 have a long-running dispute in which they've dissed each other in videos and songs. In the sex tape, he mocks the size of Ross's manhood.

"Yeah man, nice little slut!" the rapper says, quite originally.

Leviston, who wears little more than heels and lingerie during the sex tape, is seeking damages for emotional distress and unauthorized use of her image.

Hey, all's well in hip-hop beefs. As long as he left Shaniqua Tompkins out of this. We don't need any more restraining orders or houses burned down.

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