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Earlier this week, 50 Cent threw out the worst first pitch in Major League Baseball history.

This is a photogenic fact.

Asked to explain what the HECK happened during an appearance on Good Morning America today, the rapper swore such an incomprehensibly poor toss was not a publicity stunt.

"It slipped! It slipped out of my hand," the 38-year-old said. "I’m not a professional pitcher, I make music."

Fiddy said the pitch has became so notorious so quickly that the police even pulled him over just to talk about it.

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Many things in life may be subjective.

Is the Kim Kardashian sex tape better than the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape? Was Tupac a better rapper than Biggie? Should Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik apologize for smoking pot and insulting African-Americans?

We could debate those topics forever.

But, thanks to the magic of the Internet, we now have conclusive evidence about another pressing pop culture issue: the infamous 50 Cent first pitch tossed by the rapper prior to a Mets game this week.

As you can see, it was rather abysmal:

But was it the worst ceremonial first pitch ever thrown by a celebrity?

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You've all heard about it by now - and hopefully seen it online.

Prior to a New York Mets game at Citi Field this week, 50 Cent threw out a first pitch that was more than just a bit outside... it was barely in the stadium!

Granted, the rapper has been shot nine times throughout his life. But did every bullet get implanted in his arm? Come on, Curtis Jackson. How did this ever happen?!?

The real question, of course, is whether Fiddy's fail was the worst ceremonial first pitch in Major League Baseball history.

As you can see below, the artist does have some serious competition.

50 Cent First Pitch Fail
This may be the worst ceremonial first pitch in baseball history. Thank you for the laugh, 50 Cent!

Is 50 Cent the worst of the worst? You tell us:

 

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The following video is more painful to watch than getting shot nine times.

On hand to promote an upcoming concert at Citi Field, 50 Cent threw out the ceremonial first pitch at last night's New York Mets-Pittsburgh Pirates games.

And, to quote a certain pretend baseball announcer, the attempt was juuuust a bit outside.

Watch the disastrous effort now:

Perhaps Fiddy was out partying too hard in da club the night before.

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What's in a name? As it turns out, maybe everything.

Since Shakespeare first posited the question in Romeo and Juliet, actors have been using fake names to land professional roles. Not only did it allow them some semblance of privacy before the dawn of Wikipedia, but let's face it, some people just aren't born with great names.

Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor? Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta? Quite a mouthful.

If an actor or musician's entire career is dedicated to being someone else - a character or personality, perhaps - then a good stage name can go a long way to making that career explode.

More celebrities use pseudonyms than you might think. In fact, here are 67 stars who don't use their real names. Which ones did you know before viewing this gallery?

Lorde
Musical sensation Lorde was given the name Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor at birth. We'd probably go with Lorde, too.

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

The bizarre feud between 50 Cent and his son Marquise dates back to last year when Father of the Century candidate Fiddy unleashed a profane tirade against his then 16-year-old son.

50 continued his streak of top-notch parenting this week by skipping his son's high school graduation, presumably to count his bullet wounds and reminisce about the days when he was relevant in the rap world.

Fortunately, Marquise took notice of his dad's absence and called him out on Facebook:

"Yea, I broke down," Marquise wrote after the ceremony. "I was really excited to see my pops at my graduation today but he never showed up. My sister and mama is always there for me just know that you wasn't. I did it without you!"

Understandably not pleased with being publicly called out as a terrible parent 50 immediately responded to his son's emotional post.

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There's been a lot of speculation over what caused the Solange Knowles-Jay Z fight that captured the world's attention yesterday.

But while the rest of us were busy trying to figure out what sparked the conflict, 50 Cent was recording hilarious fight night commentary over the now-infamous footage.

Sadly, Fiddy only gives us a few seconds of his ghetto boxing commentator routine, but in this case, a few seconds is all we need.

"I will f--k you up, Jay!" says 50, assuming the role of Solange. "F--k your Marcy s--t! This is Houston!"

While 50 clearly recorded the commentary for laughs, it's hard to imagine he didn't get a kick out of watching his former rap rival get assaulted by his sister-in-law.

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Celebrities know about as much about perfume as kids know about walkmans.

Still, this hasn't prevented an onslaught of famous people from coming out with their own fragrances.

Everyone from boy band members to Material Girls to former Ray J sex tape partners have attached their names to specific scents.

These sponsored bottles cost more than the average cologne, but, hey, at least you can brag to your friends that you're wearing something Jennifer Lopez may have one given approval of. That's worth something...we guess.

Herewith, we present 17 Celebrity Fragrances That Probably Smell Terrible... and also cost a pretty penny.

Selena Gomez
This self-titled Selena Gomez perfume may leave you lusting after Justin Bieber. Consider yourself warned.

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Rappers are the new rockstars when it comes to having their pick of models, actresses and pop signers who are itching to hook up with a guy who can sell out an arena tour.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stroll around here in Paris. Word is, they are scouting wedding locations.

Maybe Kim Kardashian is more of a trend-setter than we realize, but it seems like ever since she dropped the athlete in favor of the rap icon, hip-hop hook-ups have been all the rage.

To help you keep track of this growing trend, we've assembled a list of the most memorable rapper/non-rap-celebrity couples, past and present.

Yes, in order to narrow things down, we disqualified couples in which both parties first made their name in the world of hip-hop and R&B. (Sorry, Jay and Bey, Nas and Kelis).

But don't worry, that rule didn't shorten the list by much. It seems when rappers are choosing boo thangs to settle down with they prefer to look outside of the hip-hop community.

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Just when you thought the Internet had given us, everything, there is a video that exists of 50 Cent's classic rap anthem "In Da Club" dubbed over Jehovah's Witnesses.

Jehovah's Witnesses who happen to be using sign language, obviously.

In a fervent attempt to encourage deaf people to stop masturbating.

Yes, someone made this. Watch it and laugh hysterically now ...

Not that there's anything we can or need to add to this brilliance, but:

  1. It's the uncensored version of "In Da Club," not even the radio edit!
  2. Can someone give us an actual translation of what they're saying?
  3. Jehovah's Witnesses wouldn't even celebrate Shawty's birthday!

So much sacrilege here.

50 Cent Biography

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