7. The Harry Potter Trio
Seriously. After successfully defeating Voldemort, do you think these three are scared of some serial killer?
8. Veronica Mars Trio
Note to True Detective producers: These three already live in California!
9. The Kardashians
Stop or their mom will shoot... you with a camera she borrowed from E! for some reality show footage.
10. The Olsens
The Olsen TWINS may be out. But what about the Olsen SISTERS?!?
11. LeBron, Wade and Bosh
They've already conquered the professional sports world. These three need a new challenge.
12. Three Lethal Weapons
Mel Gibson is looking for a proper comeback vehicle, right? Or are these three too old for this $hit?
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