Taylor Swift: Who Should She Date Next?

It's depressing, but true:

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up in the late spring of 2016.

We really thought these two would make it, having dated for 15 blissful months before the DJ pulled the romantic plug.

Alas, another Taylor Swift relationship has fizzled out before our sad eyes.

But dry those tears, Swifites! We have some ideas on who Taylor should date next, as we refuse to give up hope that the superstar can someday find her One and Only...

1. Nick Jonas

He's the right age. He can relate to her job. He's dated his fair share of celebrities. And Swift could do A LOT worse than those abs!

2. Karlie Kloss

She's already close to Swift. The two already get along very well. Perhaps it's time for Taylor to try a member of her own team, considering how opposing team members have treated her.

3. Ben Affleck

Might an older suitor be more appropriate? Someone more mature? Someone who has already done battle with Superman and who, therefore, could handle pretty much anything Swift throws his way?

4. Tyga

What? They are both musicians! Common ground, people.

5. Sergey Brin

The co-founder of Google got divorced in 2015. If Swift ever wants to settle down and start a family, she'd never need to worry about money ever again with Brin.

6. Kit Harrington

We're pretty sure he isn't dating Rose Leslie any longer. He's very easy on the eyes and Swift could pump him... sexually. And also for so many Game of Thrones spoilers!