Lindsey Pelas: Hottest Girl on Instagram?

The bad news is: if you haven’t been following Lindsey Pelas on Instagram, then you’ve basically wasted your entire life up to this point.

The good news is: we’re here to help you make up for lost time!

With some of the hottest pics of the woman whose all-natural sweater puppies have been dubbed “the best boobs on Instagram,” obvi!

Oh, and man, do we take our boobs seriously here at THG.

We see this as fulfilling our responsibility to our readers, but you don’t have to thank us or give us credit. We’re just doing our jobs, people.

We do consider ourselves something of an authority on the topic, and can’t recall a time we’ve seen a more impressive pair than Lindsey’s.

So enjoy the wonder that is Lindsey’s almost cartoonishly curvy frame. Oh, and BTW, you can stop creating things now, universe.

We’re pretty sure you’ve achieved perfection.

Lindsey Pelas Cleavage

Lindsey shows off some major cleavage in just about all of her Instagram pics. Somehow, it never gets old.

The girl takes a glorious selfie. And for that, we thank her.

Lindsey Pelas is all gussied up. Fortunately, she still knows how to give the people what they want.

Lindsey is wearing glasses in this photo. We’re guessing your focus isn’t on her face.

Lindsey’s boobs get so much attention that the rest of her body is often overlooked. The girl’s got more curves than a major league pitcher.

Lindsey is wearing a wet tank top. Need we say more?

Lindsey Pelas is a fan of swimwear. Makes sense. We’re pretty sure her body is what the genius who invented the bikini had in mind.

Lindsey Pelas hangs out with one lucky dog. We wonder if we could talk him into switching places.

Lindsey Pelas loves the camera. As you can see, the feeling is mutual.

Lindsey snaps a selfie. We’re not sure how this girl ever pulls herself away from a mirror.