Kim Kardashian Video Game: A Player's Guide

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The Kim Kardashian video game is coming. We know. WE KNOW. Here's our player's guide, THG-style.

1. The Kim Kardashian Video Game

The Kim Kardashian Video Game
Congratulations! You're Kim Kardashian! Minus 200.

2. Sex-y Lady

Sex-y Lady
Be adventurous in the sack and make homemade porn with your boyfriend! (Uhhh, plus 20?) Get famous when he leaks the sex tape. Minus 150.

3. Great Hair

Great Hair
Have a great hair day! Plus 50! No one looks at your hair because they're too busy staring at the canteloupes on your chest. Minus 75.

4. Fit-fluential

Go to the gym and work on your fitness! Plus 75. Post gym selfies bragging about your workout. Minus 100.

5. Beach Body

Beach Body
Go on glamorous vacations! Plus 40. Be an attention whore about your bikini body AND your tropical location. Minus 80.

6. Be an Actress

Be an Actress
Book a gig on a popular TV show like you're a real actress! Plus 40. Realize you're just a reality TV star and go about your business. Minus 80.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]