Some of the best lines from the premiere of Fox's reality show train wreck I Wanna Marry Harry.
1. MUST Be
I just feel like everything keeps adding up. Why is Kingsley calling him 'sir'? I mean, this must be Prince Harry.
2. What it Takes
I hope I have what it takes to be next to somebody with such stature.
3. Very Forward
American girls don't seem to have inside voices ... They're very forward.
4. Not Royal Material
There are a lot of girls in the house that aren't princess material.
5. High Standards
The guys I'm used to dating just get me drunk and make out with me in the back of the bar.
6. The Eyes Say it All
Even though they're like smiling at me ... their face is saying, 'How was it?', but their eyes are saying, 'I'm gonna shank you in your sleep!'