I Wanna Marry Harry: Best Quotes From the Premiere
Some of the best lines from the premiere of Fox's reality show train wreck I Wanna Marry Harry.
I just feel like everything keeps adding up. Why is Kingsley calling him 'sir'? I mean, this must be Prince Harry.
I hope I have what it takes to be next to somebody with such stature.
American girls don't seem to have inside voices ... They're very forward.
There are a lot of girls in the house that aren't princess material.
The guys I'm used to dating just get me drunk and make out with me in the back of the bar.
Even though they're like smiling at me ... their face is saying, 'How was it?', but their eyes are saying, 'I'm gonna shank you in your sleep!'
My name's Chelsea. I'm a little off my rocker, but it's fine ... I hope I don't sound ignorant saying this, but I don't know what Prince Harry looks like.
We don't have tea parties where I'm from. I don't think Long Island Iced Teas count.
We're at Downton Abbey!
It's every girl's dream - rich, handsome, and, for those who dream big enough, royal.
We will go to extreme lengths to protect his identity.
Don't do too much alcohol tonight, sir, in case you give the game away.
Who else has Secret Service? The queen? The president? Michael Jackson? I don't think he's any of them.