Farrah Abraham's "Blowin'" music video needs to be seen to be believed. Here are some of the lyrical gems explained in screen capture / meme form.
I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.
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I held out my hand, no longer Fallon the actress. I was Fallon the celebrity sex tape star. The one to beat all the other wannabe celebrities before and after me.
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