15 Cringeworthy Proposals By Author Tattle Taylor at Jul 01, 2014 • Category Relationships These are seriously cringeworthy proposals. Whatever you do, this is NOT how to ask someone to marry you. Trust us.If You’re a Fish, I’m a Fish1There are definitely more fish in the sea, but you’re the only fish for me? POETRY!Emoji Are For Lovers2Real men say “I love you and want to marry you” with emoji hearts. Put a Wing On It3Ask a girl to marry you on the sign of a fast food chicken joint and you might get winged before you can get her ringed.Cupid’s Arrow4Ladies, if a cupid who looks like this is trying to SHOOT YOU, run away. Far, far away.Will You Facebook Me?5This probably wasn’t what Breeze’s mother had in mind when she said your proposal needed to be better. Not by a long shot.Fur-real?6Garfield strikes us as more of the Grumpy Cat type than the happily ever after kind.Spelling Counts7We’re not sure if this is a marriage proposal or if the guy is asking for sex. That’s Amore8This would’ve been marginally better if there had been a ring in that box. But only marginally better.Rock, Paper, Marriage9This is the sophisticated caveman’s way of proposing. In terms of evolution, the good ol’ rock proposal came right after clubbing her in the head and dragging her by her hair.Our Love Is Like10A roller coaster, baby, baby! I wanna ride….So Fresh and So Clean, Clean11She’ll say “yes” if you actually cleaned the bathroom before hanging up that shower curtain. Maybe.Tattoos Are Forever12Their relationship probably isn’t.With This Ring…13I thee WEED.And It Was All Yellow14This is how Justin Bieber will one day propose to Selena Gomez.Yoda One That I Want15This is what happens when Yoda tries to propose. While drunk.