Bitter Used Wedding Dress Ad: 7 Classic Digs By Author Free Britney at Jun 12, 2014 • Category Craigslist This ad for a used wedding dress is so bad, it’s awesome. Read some of the best quotes here.Proven Track Record1You need that assurance when purchasing a used product.Not Planning to Stay Faithful?2Wow, are you in the right place. This is THE dress for you!Harlot-Sized Ensemble3You’ll be the envy of … people like that.Designed By Benedict Arnold4A man of so many traitorous talents.Reasonable Mediocrity5That’s the best you can hope for after you wear this thing. After that it only goes downhill.Good Condition!6Or at least better shape than the relationship it was meant to symbolize.Eventual Infidelity7The dress is cursed. It’s a matter of when, not if.